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The Virginia politician was confused about the controversy over putting on blackface while doing his Michael Jackson impersonation. After all he pleaded "Michael not only wore whiteface , he wore a white nose!"
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Newest warning seen on bottles of black shoe polish..... Virginia Politicians: Do Not Put On Face!  The fine print warning reads: Facial application approved for use by authorized personnel only: Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Ted Danson, Tom Hanks, Joy Behar, Sarah Silverman, Joni Mitchell... ..Al Jolson...Megan Kelley...
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Newest warning seen on bottles of black shoe polish..... Virginia Politicians: Do Not Put On Face!  The fine print warning reads: Facial application approved for use by authorized personnel only: Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Ted Danson, Tom Hanks, Joy Behar, Sarah Silverman, Joni Mitchell... ..Al Jolson...Megan Kelley... Justin Boggan....
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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow w--" "MOO!!!"
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Police toilet stolen. A spokesman for the department said police have nothing to go on.
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If it's already been posted,fee free not to laugh Did you hear about the woman who fell asleep on the synagogue steps and woke up with a heavy dew on her
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Bad news: You're runner up, Bette Midler, is unavailable too. I know, I know. That long line of guys stretching from here to India are going to be so disappointed they can't get a piece of that!
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