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 Posted:   Mar 11, 2020 - 7:43 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

I've probably mentioned this already. But when attractive actresses play a part where they can't get a date or can't get boys to pay attention to them.

 
 Posted:   Mar 11, 2020 - 9:40 AM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

Characters who keep vital information to themselves when there is no reason for it. It's clearly meant to keep the audience in suspense, but having the characters told about it would have made a huge difference!

TV's Lost was notorious for this, all the better for dragging out plotlines that could have been resolved in a handful of episodes across a full season or longer.

 
 Posted:   Mar 11, 2020 - 9:43 AM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

...a character apparently can't deal with a past mental trauma without crawling into a bottle and becoming a raging alcoholic with a scraggly beard (current example: Ben Affleck in The Way Back)? It's such a lazy screenwriters' tool. People deal with trauma in a myriad of ways, so it always rankles me when I see someone immediately head to the nearest bar to get sloshed in response to something terrible happening to them (or, more often, losing someone they love).

 
 Posted:   Mar 11, 2020 - 11:11 AM   
 By:   Michael Scorefan   (Member)

Characters who keep vital information to themselves when there is no reason for it. It's clearly meant to keep the audience in suspense, but having the characters told about it would have made a huge difference!

TV's Lost was notorious for this, all the better for dragging out plotlines that could have been resolved in a handful of episodes across a full season or longer.


A variant like this happens all the time in the Arrowverse as well. "We can't tell character X this deep dark secret because it will crush him/her." And of course the truth is ultimately revealed a few episodes down the road, and the person has to deal with both the bad news and the knowledge that loved ones/teammates withheld vital information from him/her.

 
 Posted:   Mar 11, 2020 - 8:38 PM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

...there's a big action sequence happening in the background, while a clueless random character wanders around in the foreground blissfully unaware because he's listening to music on a pair of headphones? Seems like I see variations on this gag at least three or four times a year now (current example: the Netflix movie Spenser Confidential). I don't care how good those headphones are, they're not gonna block out the sounds of machine gun fire and explosions occurring ten feet behind you.

 
 Posted:   Mar 13, 2020 - 4:57 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Old movies/shows, in which a phone conversation (rotary phone) is disconnected and the one wishing to continue the call, hits the cradle buttons over and over, clicking and clicking, and they say "Hello? Hello?".
Did that ever work?
I tried it a few times after finishing a phone call and I never once got reconnected.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 13, 2020 - 3:05 PM   
 By:   Xebec   (Member)

People act running but aren't running. They're not even jogging. They doing that weird "not run". Either due to a short corridor set or the cameraman couldn't keep up otherwise.

 
 Posted:   Mar 24, 2020 - 6:13 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Another one from old films, but when someone rewinds/fast forwards a tape and it makes that awful chipmunk sound.
I've never, ever heard any tape deck no matter how cheap, make that noise upon rewinding/fast forwarding. That would be the sound of your tape heads being crapped up.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 24, 2020 - 6:22 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Another one from old films, but when someone rewinds/fast forwards a tape and it makes that awful chipmunk sound.
I've never, ever heard any tape deck no matter how cheap, make that noise upon rewinding/fast forwarding. That would be the sound of your tape heads being crapped up.



And the recording always starts re-playing at the perfect split second...even if the crucial bit is halfway through a sentence. Miraculous.

 
 Posted:   Mar 24, 2020 - 6:29 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Another one from old films, but when someone rewinds/fast forwards a tape and it makes that awful chipmunk sound.
I've never, ever heard any tape deck no matter how cheap, make that noise upon rewinding/fast forwarding. That would be the sound of your tape heads being crapped up.



And the recording always starts re-playing at the perfect split second...even if the crucial bit is halfway through a sentence. Miraculous.


big grin

 
 Posted:   Apr 30, 2020 - 8:04 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Medical professionals who get all emotional over the injury or death of a patient. In real life they either block out such emotions or see you as cattle on the conveyor belt known as the modern medical field.

 
 Posted:   Apr 30, 2020 - 10:11 AM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

Medical professionals who get all emotional over the injury or death of a patient. In real life they either block out such emotions or see you as cattle on the conveyor belt known as the modern medical field.

True. Any doctor who can't control his emotions over a patient's death is not going to last very long in their chosen profession. I mean, I'm sure doctors do feel remorse over losing a patient, and must make a show of sympathy towards the loved one they have to break the news to, but they should not be gushing tears. They have to be able to compartmentalize their emotions otherwise they wouldn't be able to function. Imagine a mechanic breaking down in tears because they were unable to repair a car engine.

 
 
 Posted:   May 2, 2020 - 1:43 AM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

Medical professionals who get all emotional over the injury or death of a patient. In real life they either block out such emotions or see you as cattle on the conveyor belt known as the modern medical field.

Yeah, they're shocking the patient to restart the heart (at least they've stopped using paddles in dramas these days...about ten years after they'd actually stopped using them, remember they'd always rub them together first). I'm not losing this one!! Doctor, he's dead. NO (bangs wall) & starts bashing the chest. A few minutes after this stuff & it's "call it, time of death". I remember a doctor calling in to a program about medical dramas & saying he's never seen anything like that happen, it's all very professional & calm. And a nurse friend once told me they're told how to give bad news (someone's died), & you give the bad news in the first sentence, I'm afraid Mr X is dead, & then you give the details, but in films & hospital TV it's the other way round, they hang it out: there's been an accident, he was hurt pretty bad, we operated, he was doing okay, we had a fish supper, oh, & he died.

...& I've seen a couple of films lately where someone's thrown/jumped through a plate glass window...& never a drop of blood!

 
 
 Posted:   May 3, 2020 - 9:18 PM   
 By:   Xebec   (Member)

I'm watching a TV series called The Capture, which has massive irritating bits like: "I can't tell you now", and a character telling (B) to be careful and watch their safety and their family's safety, but then refusing to answer their phone when (B) calls back unexpectedly.

 
 Posted:   May 4, 2020 - 6:38 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

. And a nurse friend once told me they're told how to give bad news (someone's died), & you give the bad news in the first sentence, I'm afraid Mr X is dead, & then you give the details, but in films & hospital TV it's the other way round, they hang it out: there's been an accident, he was hurt pretty bad, we operated, he was doing okay, we had a fish supper, oh, & he died.


LMAO! For real!

 
 Posted:   May 4, 2020 - 6:39 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Just saw this in Altered States. Two love birds flirt by talking science to one another. Yeah, I don't think that's how it goes down.

 
 Posted:   May 25, 2020 - 6:54 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

War films that use real war footage. When I see a planes fiery crash I know I'm witnessing a real pilots horrible death. It takes me completely out of the film.

 
 Posted:   May 25, 2020 - 11:40 AM   
 By:   Michael Scorefan   (Member)

War films that use real war footage. When I see a planes fiery crash I know I'm witnessing a real pilots horrible death. It takes me completely out of the film.

Agreed. It reminds me of an old Bloom Country strip where the gang turns on the tv and sees an explosion and they all wonder whether what they are watching is fictitious or if it is live news coverage, and the end panel has one of the characters say something like "can someone please tell me if I can enjoy this?"

 
 Posted:   May 25, 2020 - 11:49 AM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

Just saw this in Altered States. Two love birds flirt by talking science to one another. Yeah, I don't think that's how it goes down.

But Eddie and Emily ARE scientists! What else would they talk about? wink

 
 
 Posted:   May 25, 2020 - 12:17 PM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

Medical professionals who get all emotional over the injury or death of a patient. In real life they either block out such emotions or see you as cattle on the conveyor belt known as the modern medical field.

The few times I've been in a hospital, they're delighted if a patient's malady is unusual, and they call in other staff to check it out. I remember someone having a heart attack, bells went on, and everyone ran into the room to watch what would happen. They might hold back on sympathy, but not on sporting enthusiasm.

War films that use real war footage. When I see a planes fiery crash I know I'm witnessing a real pilots horrible death. It takes me completely out of the film.

But at this point, everyone in those old war movies are also dead, so it's one big snuff film. You're sick, fella.

 
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