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 Posted:   Jul 31, 2018 - 8:19 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Can you believe it? All this American ingenuity pouring out of our ears and we can't make toilet paper.

Also, my dried apricots come from Turkey*. Both are about a zillion time zones away, but oil is sooooo cheap that we don't think anything about it.

Oil is so cheap, what'll I bet you G.L. Kendall will innovate and be the first to film his sci fi adventure thingy IN OUTER SPACE.


 
 Posted:   Jul 31, 2018 - 8:19 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

*Figs, I could understand. But apricots? I've seen apricot trees in people's backyards here. Heck, this town used to be all orchards!

 
 Posted:   Jul 31, 2018 - 8:35 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

MAGA

 
 Posted:   Jul 31, 2018 - 8:35 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

MAGA

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 1, 2018 - 3:43 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Sounds like the Chinese are cleaning up.

 
 Posted:   Aug 1, 2018 - 4:01 AM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

Can you believe it? All this American ingenuity pouring out of our ears ...

I wondered where it had gone.

 
 Posted:   Aug 1, 2018 - 4:51 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Mr. Whipple was Chinese, ya know.

 
 Posted:   Aug 1, 2018 - 5:06 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

This thread is arse wipe!

 
 Posted:   Aug 1, 2018 - 5:21 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

"If you like your TP, you can keep your TP."

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 1, 2018 - 5:36 AM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

Welcome to Ye Olde Global Village. You don't make loo paper because you can't make it cheap enough. Didn't a lot of greedy owners (& shareholders) close down a lot of American factories & move them to Mexico (& I believe a lot of those have since closed down & moved to India). Making stuff is so last year.

 
 Posted:   Aug 1, 2018 - 5:42 AM   
 By:   Chickenhearted   (Member)


 
 Posted:   Aug 1, 2018 - 8:13 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

My toilet paper came from China

"Make Shit Great Again" big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 1, 2018 - 9:17 AM   
 By:   Montana Dave   (Member)

Really David? How can you read the instructions in Chinese?

 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2018 - 7:57 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Welcome to Ye Olde Global Village. You don't make loo paper because you can't make it cheap enough. Didn't a lot of greedy owners (& shareholders) close down a lot of American factories & move them to Mexico (& I believe a lot of those have since closed down & moved to India). Making stuff is so last year.

These days it's more like "Making stuff is so 'Third World'".

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2018 - 8:17 PM   
 By:   Jim Cleveland   (Member)

This is SOOOOOO Ironic... your toilet pape is made in China, and my China is made OUT of toilet paper! big grinbig grinbig grinbig grinbig grinbig grin

 
 Posted:   Sep 27, 2018 - 7:48 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

My cherry preserves (with no refined sugar) came from Italy. We here in the USA either don't grow sour cherries, or we do but don't know what they're for, or if we do, we don't know how to turn them into preserves without refined sugar. Or.....

Petroleum is so damned cheap that stores think nothing of sending for such things from a squillion miles away.


https://www.bionaturae.com/fruit-spreads.html

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 27, 2018 - 11:02 PM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

Petroleum is so damned cheap that stores think nothing of sending for such things from a squillion miles away.


People think nothing of it either. I've heard of cases where people who have free shipping from Amazon Prime are sitting on their toilet, notice that the roll of toilet paper is getting low, and jump on their phones to order a single roll of toilet paper. No more than two days later, it's on their doorstep. What do you imagine is the cost of packaging and delivering a single roll of toilet paper?

 
 Posted:   Feb 28, 2019 - 8:09 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Someone at work got some flowers recently. The box was super-super-strong cardboard, the interior had thick plastic security straps, and the whole shebang came from Colombia. COLOMBIA.

"Holy Kendall, I farted in my girlfriend's mixing bowl and now she's mad at me. What do I do?
I know. I'll send her posies from 12 kabillion miles away!"

 
 Posted:   Feb 28, 2019 - 8:10 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)


I've heard of cases where people who have free shipping from Amazon Prime are sitting on their toilet, notice that the roll of toilet paper is getting low, and jump on their phones to order a single roll of toilet paper. No more than two days later, it's on their doorstep.


Good grief.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 28, 2019 - 8:42 PM   
 By:   GladVlad   (Member)

If this thread had to be published, it would be on toilet paper.

 
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