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 Posted:   May 18, 2025 - 6:04 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

I'm REALLY looking forward to Bill's 'F*ckwit Of The Year' Award.

 
 
 Posted:   May 18, 2025 - 6:44 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

I'm REALLY looking forward to Bill's 'F*ckwit Of The Year' Award.


I think you're in with a good chance.

 
 
 Posted:   May 18, 2025 - 7:01 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

Eat Me, Rabbit Boy!!

 
 
 Posted:   May 18, 2025 - 7:43 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Eat Me, Rabbit Boy!!


I just know how competitive you can be. Like playing five a side with 8 year olds, coz they fall over easier.smile
Also if a super hero film soon appears called 'rabbit boy' I be coming for ya!

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2025 - 10:33 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

I'm REALLY looking forward to Bill's 'F*ckwit Of The Year' Award.

If I don't win, I'll demand a recount; I want to savor my one vote victory over you.

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2025 - 12:30 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

692 Prince Damian in the endlessly dragging-on fiasco of the Jerry Goldsmith companion book thread.

"...I don't know whether the book is a the printers or not. One thing i do know is that everyone has been taken to the cleaners..."

https://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=147139&forumID=1&archive=0

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2025 - 12:36 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

I'm REALLY looking forward to Bill's 'F*ckwit Of The Year' Award.

If I don't win, I'll demand a recount; I want to savor my one vote victory over you.


Actually I did run a non-publicised F*ckwit of the Year competition as well, but unlike the disappointingly narrow field of candidates available in the Man of the Year, there were 28 fsmers in the running. And two of the main contenders have since left, lol big grin

 
 Posted:   May 22, 2025 - 3:11 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

693. Prince Damian knocking them for six...or is it hitting a home run--in the grotesquely off-topic "From Messageboarder to Author?--That's Me!":

"May I warn you that people around here only, usually, contribute to books that are unlikely to be published and not one that is in the trap, ready to go.smile"

https://filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=160000&forumID=1

 
 Posted:   May 24, 2025 - 5:22 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

694. ibelin's terrifying dismissal of art cinema and sad, predictable circling back to FSM Hero Stanley Kubrick in "Jean-Luc Godard, R.I.P.":

"The problem with European art cinema is that so much of it is frickin' boring and pretentious (especially the films that resulted from the French New Wave). I get that film is a broad medium and isn't restricted to just popcorn flicks and the like, but I don't think it's the best medium for exploring philosophical and other intellectual ideas, which is what European art cinema films tended to do. Ingmar Bergman's films and Robert Bresson's films are a slog to get through. Jean-Luc Godard and François Truffaut were pretentious hacks. But not all of European art cinema is bad, of course. I like Werner Herzog's early films, and some of Andrei Tarkovsky's films are alright (but others are a PAIN to get through) once you understand what's going on in them. If I wanted to make myself feel smart by exploring intellectual ideas, then I'd go read a book. Which I occasionally do, but I'm nonetheless prepared to be called an anti-intellectual. smile

"However, it is possible to make really intelligent films and have them NOT be boring. Stanley Kubrick is the perfect example of a director who did this, and he therefore gets all my respect. The only film of his that I find boring is 'Barry Lyndon'. I don't think the French New Wave films HAD to be so boring. They were probably made to be as pretentious as possible because the directors were trying to appear as intelligent as possible. This need to feel intellectually superior can also be seen in the world of postmodern literature."


https://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=148738&forumID=7

 
 Posted:   May 24, 2025 - 12:15 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

695. This one goes way back to 2004...

Joan Hue, distilling the spirit of the man and succinctly describing his rise and fall in "Marlon Brando--dead at age 80.":

"I feel like I should stand on my porch and yell, "SteeellllllAAA!" Great actor who seemed to introduce the school of naturalism to actors. I was always surprised that such a young hunk allowed himself to become so obese, but that doesn't diminish his art."

https://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=20867&forumID=7&archive=1

 
 Posted:   May 25, 2025 - 6:15 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

696. Luc Van der Eeken, expressing concern for AdoKrycha007's obvious health issues in "The Three Musketeers...Michael Kamen...Intrada!!!":

AdoKrycha007: "I shit my pants!" eek

Luc Van der Eeken: "Again?! You have a problem, dude. You should have that checked."

https://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=160011&forumID=1&archive=0&pageID=1

 
 Posted:   May 25, 2025 - 9:26 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

697. Ford doing his best impression of a serial killer impersonating an ice cream truck driver luring unuspecting customers toward the special deals in the back...



https://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=160007&forumID=1&archive=0&pageID=1&r=490#bottom

 
 Posted:   May 28, 2025 - 1:57 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

698. ibelin, in "Where's Solium?", warning the denizens of the Non-Film Score Discussion against having a sense of humor:

"And try not to post any more jokes. It may end up looking bad in retrospect if something’s happened to him. Though maybe jokes are what he would’ve wanted…"

https://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=159534&forumID=7&archive=0&pageID=2

 
 Posted:   May 28, 2025 - 2:44 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

I appreciate Ibelin‘s civility but the jokes would still be funny even if I was dead.

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2025 - 6:43 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

699. Mr Phelps in the "Where's Solium?", thread demonstrating his usual irrelevance.

"Solium will return.

In the meantime, check out my Mannix thread!"


https://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=159534&forumID=7&archive=0&pageID=2

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2025 - 6:22 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

700. Tom Servo in that god-damned Goldsmith Companion Swindle thread:

"Why do I keep clicking back into this thread over and over again? There's never any good news here!"

https://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=147139&forumID=1&archive=0&pageID=33

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2025 - 6:35 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

699. Mr Phelps in the "Where's Solium?", thread demonstrating his usual irrelevance.

Phew. For a moment there, I thought you were accusing The Right Honourable Gentleman of being irreverent!

 
 Posted:   May 31, 2025 - 2:18 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

701. TheAvenger, telling it like it is in "new DOCTOR WHO", though honorable mention must go to litefoot in the same thread for stubbornly dead-naming social media site X by repeatedly referring to it as "Twitter."

This season has generated a surge of enthusiasm on FSM.

The last episode I watched were the 60th anniversary specials, which I watched in the UK. I don't Disney+, and from what I've heard about the series, I haven't missed much.


TheAvenger: "You’ve actually missed a lot. You’ve missed one of the greatest science fiction shows of all time being reduced to a parody, where science fiction and horror stories have been replaced with an agenda to promote political views and the LGBTQ community at the expense of plot.

"You’ve also missed the jedi mind trick that Russell T Davies has pulled, where he has fooled people Emperor’s-new-clothes style into believing he is anything less than than a hack.

"In other words, as a fan of real Doctor Who, you’ve missed nothing."


https://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=56160&forumID=7&archive=0&pageID=21

 
 Posted:   Jun 1, 2025 - 4:07 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

702. From July 2023: Joe "Never Fear" Sikoryak reassuring the swindled multitudes that the Goldsmith Companions books will be printed in "a couple of months."

"Never fear, we are still a couple of months from printing the book, and all backers will be contacted by email to confirm their shipping address before orders are fulfilled."

https://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=151747&forumID=1&archive=0&pageID=1

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 1, 2025 - 4:19 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

703.
The above post, by Jim 'Who Da Fuck Is Mannix' Phelps, for featuring the words 'Swindled Multitudes', which has had me crying laughing for the last few minutes.

 
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