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 Posted:   Jan 22, 2024 - 11:55 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

I thought it was Lineker lol

If the ears were biggersmile

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2024 - 11:58 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

In Blighty, evidence of another casualty in the recent snow-


 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2024 - 4:57 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Here is how to frighten the NEW generation. Put them in a room with a rotary phone, an analog watch and a TV with no remote. Then leave directions on how to use in cursive.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 28, 2024 - 11:51 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 Posted:   Jan 29, 2024 - 3:34 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

As a counter retort, women could do one....How Men spell. Lol

Coz that idiot don't know difference between woman and women!!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 29, 2024 - 3:58 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

As a counter retort, women could do one....How Men spell. Lol

Coz that idiot don't know difference between woman and women!!


Well spotted.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 13, 2024 - 9:58 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

An fsmers ideal date.

 
 Posted:   Feb 28, 2024 - 10:33 AM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

Stanley Kubrick was set to direct Paths of Glory. He called up the distinguished novelist Calder Willingham and told him all about the project. He then asked Calder if he'd like to collaborate on the screen play. The writer replied, "I'm Willingham able."

 
 Posted:   Mar 3, 2024 - 8:31 PM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

- Which university did Joe Pesci attend?
- Wassa Matta Wid U

 
 Posted:   Mar 5, 2024 - 1:45 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You bastard...

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2024 - 12:39 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

One fir the anoraks

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2024 - 12:41 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2024 - 2:39 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

The Robert Plant.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 30, 2024 - 12:39 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

That's too clever for a joke.smile

 
 
 Posted:   May 3, 2024 - 8:28 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Got to be American.

 
 
 Posted:   May 3, 2024 - 9:48 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Ever had a bone in any of yours?

Second thoughts, don’t want to know.

 
 
 Posted:   May 3, 2024 - 10:18 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Ever had a bone in any of yours?

Second thoughts, don’t want to know.


Cheeky!

 
 Posted:   May 8, 2024 - 4:27 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

I ran across this while printing today. Those who work here must be fans of The Shining.

 
 Posted:   May 10, 2024 - 2:42 PM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

Hey! I just got a car!

A Rolls!

A Rolls Canbarely

You know, it rolls downhill and can barely get uphill.

 
 
 Posted:   May 16, 2024 - 2:07 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
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