Here is how to frighten the NEW generation. Put them in a room with a rotary phone, an analog watch and a TV with no remote. Then leave directions on how to use in cursive.
Stanley Kubrick was set to direct Paths of Glory. He called up the distinguished novelist Calder Willingham and told him all about the project. He then asked Calder if he'd like to collaborate on the screen play. The writer replied, "I'm Willingham able."