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 Posted:   Sep 28, 2023 - 6:42 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

Who would you turn gay for?
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Does it have to be a person, or can it just be for the money?

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 28, 2023 - 8:00 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Who would you turn gay for?
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Does it have to be a person, or can it just be for the money?


That would depend on how much.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 28, 2023 - 8:27 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

"That would depend on how much"
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Are you askin?

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 28, 2023 - 8:40 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

"That would depend on how much"
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Are you askin?


I thought I was the one who's loadedsmile

 
 Posted:   Sep 30, 2023 - 3:58 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Gromit   (Member)

This guy once told me he’s a lesbian because he likes girls.

There were a couple of lines that used to go round work ( when I was there)

One postie had a habit of saying ' I'm not gay but my boyfriend is'

And said, especially to new ( wary, nervous newbies)-

Old postie- ' there is a postie in here whose gay'
Newbie ( a little nervously) 'who is it?'
Old guy- ' give me a kiss and I'll tell you'



sooooooo can't say crap like this anymore.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 1, 2023 - 9:13 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

This guy once told me he’s a lesbian because he likes girls.

There were a couple of lines that used to go round work ( when I was there)

One postie had a habit of saying ' I'm not gay but my boyfriend is'

And said, especially to new ( wary, nervous newbies)-

Old postie- ' there is a postie in here whose gay'
Newbie ( a little nervously) 'who is it?'
Old guy- ' give me a kiss and I'll tell you'



sooooooo can't say crap like this anymore.


No, won't happen again, he's dead now.

 
 Posted:   Oct 3, 2023 - 6:55 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Gromit   (Member)

This guy once told me he’s a lesbian because he likes girls.

There were a couple of lines that used to go round work ( when I was there)

One postie had a habit of saying ' I'm not gay but my boyfriend is'

And said, especially to new ( wary, nervous newbies)-

Old postie- ' there is a postie in here whose gay'
Newbie ( a little nervously) 'who is it?'
Old guy- ' give me a kiss and I'll tell you'



sooooooo can't say crap like this anymore.


No, won't happen again, he's dead now.


The sayer or the sayee?

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 4, 2023 - 12:11 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Sayer.

 
 Posted:   Oct 4, 2023 - 4:50 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Ralph Macchio anyone? I'm really digging into my inner gayness. Which to be clear is different than being in the closet.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 4, 2023 - 5:18 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Ralph Macchio anyone? I'm really digging into my inner gayness. Which to be clear is different than being in the closet.

He probably still looks too young.

 
 Posted:   Oct 4, 2023 - 5:24 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Ralph Macchio anyone? I'm really digging into my inner gayness. Which to be clear is different than being in the closet.

He probably still looks too young.


Only if your older!

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 4, 2023 - 8:55 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)



Only if your older!


He's a little older and still looks about 15. Jammy Ba*****.

 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2023 - 5:19 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Gromit   (Member)

Ralph Macchio anyone?

Just before the new Karate Kid came out, he had some hair loss and was looking more his age, though not by much.

Then the movie came out, he's making appearances, and BING, his hair recovered.

 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2023 - 5:20 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Gromit   (Member)

I'm really digging into my inner gayness. Which to be clear is different than being in the closet.

It's only a closet if your wife ain't in the loop. smile

 
 Posted:   Oct 1, 2024 - 6:34 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Gromit   (Member)

Used to be "George Clooney" and "Brad Pitt" were the usual "safe" answers. But they've probably aged-out as candidates.

Who is it now? Nominations?


Some new answers:



Daniel Craig might be the new Brad Pitt!

 
 Posted:   Oct 1, 2024 - 6:35 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Gromit   (Member)

Daniel Radcliff gives some encouragement to a "shy, questioning lad".



fixed link:

 
 Posted:   Oct 1, 2024 - 6:49 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

I'm pretty gay for myself.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 2, 2024 - 1:59 PM   
 By:   eriknelson   (Member)

My husband and I liked to take my father to gay bars because he got such a kick out of the scene. A couple of examples. He became friendly with a group of lesbians. They got on so well that they declared him an honorary lesbian. On another occasion a distinguished African American gentleman (who was a physician) took a shine to Dad. He came up and said “Everyone knows you silver daddies like chocolate.” Dad just about fell on the floor laughing.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 2, 2024 - 2:16 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

There's only one person I thinking could turn gay for- myself! I'm that hot.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 2, 2024 - 2:16 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Sheissen. My hand was shaking for some reason.smile

 
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