Howard, It looks like it would make a nice trouser belt.
Aye, to replace the cardboard belt I'm wearing now. Thing of it is, I have no idea how long the critter was lying there before ejecting from my seat. It was only partially coiled. We locked eyes and his were rather non-threatening while ye olde forked tongue flickered about. One source said they are a curious breed. Anyway, it nonchalantly turned around and slithered back under the house when I shoo'd. Glad I hadn't kicked it accidentally while seated, non-venemous notwithstanding.