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In ten or so years when Wokeness has died the painful death it deserves and the idiocy dumped in the shitcan of history, perhaps Hollywood will make a film titled The Dwarves of Hollywood, where they fight the injustice of Disney casting regular-sized muggles for a remake live-action film.
Tagline: "Guard you knees -- they're pissed..."
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The Dwarves of Hollywood.
Now that I would watch. Sex drugs and step ladders.
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It could be an update of ' The Gnomes of Dulwich'.
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So, Bob Igor wakes up and is attacked by seven Hollywood dwarfs then. Sounds good to me.
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Hurdy Kev Gurdy risking the universal on ignore wrath of our favourite foreigners in Black Friday in UK? why? thread. Lol. Made me laugh
"....Can't wait to celebrate Thanksgiving though, here in the UK (remembering when we finally let those Yanks stand on their own two feet...We couldn't nurse maid them forever)."
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#587.
Hurdy Gurdy:
Just finished watching this film - via a good old bad VHS rip straight off the telly, no less - to gain some context for the music.
It's a pretty dumb film with a hilarious scenery-chewing performance from Christopher Plummer, trying for a sadistic French (Cajun) version of Quint, but coming off more like Henri the French Pigeon from AN AMERICAN TAIL.
If it wasn't for the music by Bruce Broughton, which is mixed nice and high in the movie, it would be totally unwatchable.
His score does so much heavy lifting, especially during endless scenes of dull boat chores and slow manoeuvres at sea.
He also aids immeasurably to the sequences of dread, suspense or tension the film has on offer, before we arrive at one of the most abrupt, rushed and laughable finales you're likely to ever see.
BB deserves a medal for gifting the film such a sheen of excellence.
Thread: https://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=157878&forumID=1&archive=0&pageID=1&r=533#bottom
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A Hat-Trick (peels away celebrating, does heart-signs with fingers, performs knob-head dance near corner flag etc)
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A Hat-Trick (peels away celebrating, does heart-signs with fingers, performs knob-head dance near corner flag etc)
Followed by a wanky pathetic secret south LA handshake sequence with teammate that lasts 42 seconds lol
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"Mainstream FSMer" ha, you mean someone from the other side?
The dark side, they are.
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