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 Posted:   Sep 8, 2021 - 5:57 AM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

Being afraid of non-venomous spiders is one of the more pathetic traits of human beings.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 8, 2021 - 6:43 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

Who bumped up this girly-man thread? Sorry, femininely enabled men thread?
Jumping spiders are pretty cute. As long as they're only a quarter-inch.

 
 Posted:   Sep 8, 2021 - 7:32 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Being afraid of non-venomous spiders is one of the more pathetic traits of human beings.

Tell that to your b@lls when he climbs in-between your legs and takes a bite while your sleeping.

 
 Posted:   Sep 9, 2021 - 4:09 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)


Many years ago I had just stepped out of the shower before bedtime, when I heard a terrified scream from my wife. I wrapped a towel around me and ran to her and she was pointing to a very large wolf spider in one corner of the bedroom. It looked more like a tarantula. I didn't want to swat it, as I was afraid if I didn't kill it, it would really be p*ssed. So, I scooped it onto a fly swatter and walked onto our front porch to set it free. Of course my towel snagged on a rocking chair and fell off me. My wife then turned on the porch light. To make matters worse I yellled, "Turn off the light, I'm buck naked!"




I've seen a "movie" or two that started like this! smile

(Excellent story, by the by!)

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 10, 2021 - 2:11 AM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

We're coming into spider season in the UK now, not that there's more spiders than normal, it's just that it's mating season & they throw caution to the wind in the search for a mate. Usually spiders are so good at staying hidden that you hardly ever see them, & if you spot one & take your eyes off it to find something to catch it, it disappears & you just can't find it again. I don't like spiders, but I'm getting better as I get older. The house spider in the UK doesn't bite, isn't poisonous & eats other insects, but if I see one running across the floor, it's a bit of a shock.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 10, 2021 - 9:24 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

We see them quite often running across the floor, up the wall. At times they are quite a presence, my dad usually gives them names. They are most often seen when I'm sitting on the loo. Some are massive.

 
 Posted:   Sep 10, 2021 - 10:57 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)



I've seen a "movie" or two that started like this! smile

(Excellent story, by the by!)

wink

I'm sure the neighbors were less than thrilled.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 10, 2021 - 11:11 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

We're coming into spider season in the UK now, not that there's more spiders than normal, it's just that it's mating season & they throw caution to the wind in the search for a mate. Usually spiders are so good at staying hidden that you hardly ever see them, & if you spot one & take your eyes off it to find something to catch it, it disappears & you just can't find it again. I don't like spiders, but I'm getting better as I get older. The house spider in the UK doesn't bite, isn't poisonous & eats other insects, but if I see one running across the floor, it's a bit of a shock.


Yep, we’ve had two huge ones in the house today. I take them out into the garden on the grounds that had the cat seen them, they’d have ended up eaten - but only after a good dabbing.

 
 Posted:   Sep 11, 2021 - 3:41 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)



I've seen a "movie" or two that started like this! smile

(Excellent story, by the by!)

wink

I'm sure the neighbors were less than thrilled.

Was this before or after the time when everybody and his neighbor had a camera on their phone??? smile

 
 Posted:   Sep 11, 2021 - 3:42 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)



I've seen a "movie" or two that started like this! smile

(Excellent story, by the by!)

wink

I'm sure the neighbors were less than thrilled.


Was this before or after the time when everybody and his neighbor had a camera on their phone??? smile

 
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