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LOG IN Forgot Login? Register General Discussion • Trading Post • Non-Film Score Discussion  Profile • Preferences • Community Rules • Help/Contact • Search Board Search Terms:  Search Within:  topics posts since 2019 2018 posts 2017 posts 2016 posts 2015 posts 2014 posts 2013 posts 2012 posts 2011 posts 2010 posts 2009 posts 2008 posts 2007 posts 2006 posts 2005 posts 2004 posts 2003 posts 2002 posts 2001 posts 2000 posts users  search tips  You must log in or register to post.   Go to page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31      Non-Film Score Discussion: A REALLY FUNNY Joke!    FIRST   PRIOR   5 6 7 8 9    NEXT   LAST   Last Post   Posted:   Feb 8, 2019 - 2:07 PM     By:   Jim Cleveland   (Member) I found some grapes crying last night. I heard it through the grapevine. (yeah, that's an original baby!) It would be better if you used the name of a type of grape in the set-up, such as "I found a bunch of Muscadines crying last night.... I heard it through the grapevine!"    Posted:   Feb 8, 2019 - 2:08 PM     By:   Jim Cleveland   (Member) Bananas are tasty, but they won't appeal to everyone!    Posted:   Feb 8, 2019 - 2:52 PM     By:   DOGBELLE   (Member) i'm very sorry. but i must place a call to the P.C. police over on facebook. the mob is coming for all of you. you should know better black line me will you!    Posted:   Feb 12, 2019 - 2:52 PM     By:   Jim Cleveland   (Member) Venus Williams, Freddie Mercury and Bruno Mars walk in a bar. Ummm....they didn't really planet that way!    Posted:   Feb 12, 2019 - 7:43 PM     By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member) The Virginia politician was confused about the controversy over putting on blackface while doing his Michael Jackson impersonation. After all he pleaded "Michael not only wore whiteface , he wore a white nose!"    Posted:   Feb 12, 2019 - 7:57 PM     By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member) Newest warning seen on bottles of black shoe polish..... Virginia Politicians: Do Not Put On Face! The fine print warning reads: Facial application approved for use by authorized personnel only: Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Ted Danson, Tom Hanks, Joy Behar, Sarah Silverman, Joni Mitchell... ..Al Jolson...Megan Kelley...    Posted:   Feb 12, 2019 - 7:58 PM     By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member) Venus Williams, Freddie Mercury and Bruno Mars walk in a bar. Ummm....they didn't really planet that way! [/endquote Took me a while but i finally got it.    Posted:   Feb 12, 2019 - 8:56 PM     By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member) Newest warning seen on bottles of black shoe polish..... Virginia Politicians: Do Not Put On Face! The fine print warning reads: Facial application approved for use by authorized personnel only: Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Ted Danson, Tom Hanks, Joy Behar, Sarah Silverman, Joni Mitchell... ..Al Jolson...Megan Kelley... Justin Boggan....    Posted:   Feb 15, 2019 - 10:54 PM     By:   Jim Cleveland   (Member) A Cow that doesn't produce milk is an udder failure!    Posted:   Feb 16, 2019 - 7:40 AM     By:   Solium   (Member) Three potatoes are crossing the street. Which one is the whore? The middle one says "Idaho"    Posted:   Feb 16, 2019 - 11:02 AM     By:   Adam.   (Member) A Cow that doesn't produce milk is an udder failure! ...and did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster!    Posted:   Feb 16, 2019 - 11:04 AM     By:   Justin Boggan   (Member) "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow w--" "MOO!!!"    Posted:   Feb 19, 2019 - 1:38 PM     By:   jackfu   (Member) "I guess no noose is bad noose!" - soon to be former Empire star.    Posted:   Feb 28, 2019 - 10:51 PM     By:   Jim Cleveland   (Member) An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about 20' behind her and asked "Can you hear me sweetheart"?. No reply. Moved to 10' and inquired again. No reply. 5' and not a word. A few inches behind ear, he asked "Can you hear me now honey"? His wife said "For the fourth time, yes." Now THAT'S FUNNY!    Posted:   Mar 8, 2019 - 1:45 PM     By:   Justin Boggan   (Member) Police toilet stolen. A spokesman for the department said police have nothing to go on.    Posted:   May 10, 2019 - 7:05 AM     By:   jackfu   (Member) During the Easter Sunday morning church service, all the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a b*tch to iron. ”    Posted:   May 12, 2019 - 12:46 PM     By:   Tall Guy   (Member) Q. What animals live in the French mountains and take over your laptop? A. Alp hackers    Posted:   May 12, 2019 - 3:54 PM     By:   Prince Damian   (Member) If it's already been posted,fee free not to laugh Did you hear about the woman who fell asleep on the synagogue steps and woke up with a heavy dew on her    Posted:   May 13, 2019 - 2:33 PM     By:   Adam.   (Member) Damn. Just as I was about to ask Alyssa Milano out on a date she goes on a sex strike. Son-of-a-bitch!    Posted:   May 13, 2019 - 2:36 PM     By:   Justin Boggan   (Member) Bad news: You're runner up, Bette Midler, is unavailable too. I know, I know. That long line of guys stretching from here to India are going to be so disappointed they can't get a piece of that!     Non-Film Score Discussion: A REALLY FUNNY Joke!    << < 5 6 7 8 9  > >>  Go to page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31   First Post    General Discussion • Trading Post • Non-Film Score Discussion  Profile • Preferences • Community Rules • Help/Contact • Search Board You must log in or register to post.   Go to page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

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