"...and the Saturnians told us of a special breed of women on your planet that share a common ancestry with us. They told us we should harvest the 'Walmartian Women'."
"We have determined that a human named 'Adam Sandler*' is the most intelligent example of your species. We will therefore shortly be making arrangements for this individual to become Earth's Ruler under a unified government."
* or Mark Wahlberg * or Steven Segal * or Mel Gibson * or Kim Kardashian * or Noel Edmonds
"We have determined that a human named 'Adam Sandler*' is the most intelligent example of your species. We will therefore shortly be making arrangements for this individual to become Earth's Ruler under a unified government."
* or Mark Wahlberg * or Steven Segal * or Mel Gibson * or Kim Kardashian * or Noel Edmonds
"...and the Saturnians told us of a special breed of women on your planet that share a common ancestry with us. They told us we should harvest the 'Walmartian Women'."
UPDATE FROM SPACE!
We found the "Walmartians"; aka, "The Women of Walmart"! Not only do they NOT share a common ancestry with we Martians, but it would seem that the Saturnians have had rather a jolly laugh at our expense!
First, we deal with the jolly jokers on Saturn. Then YOU are next!!!
Greetings earthlings. We proposed to send the warning message on one of your CDs. But Sorry, we found out it costs more to send it than it did to produce it. Perhaps you could pick up one locally second hand?