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 Posted:   May 9, 2019 - 7:46 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Sung to the tune of.....



Once you get cat poop on something, it doesn't come off completely.

And it doesn't stop stinking.

And everyone near you knows it.

 
 Posted:   May 10, 2019 - 7:27 AM   
 By:   ZapBrannigan   (Member)

I stepped in a fresh, squishy deer dropping once. I washed and disinfected that sneaker tread many times, but it was weeks before the last trace of the smell was gone.

 
 Posted:   May 10, 2019 - 7:39 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

I'm an animal lover but I would never own a cat. They always smell like poop!

 
 Posted:   May 10, 2019 - 7:41 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Once you get cat poop on something, it doesn't come off completely.

And it doesn't stop stinking.

And everyone near you knows it.


And what I don't get is why my Labrador retriever seeks it out in my yard, digs it up and eats it! Just one reason she stays outdoors!

 
 Posted:   May 10, 2019 - 7:50 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Once you get cat poop on something, it doesn't come off completely.

And it doesn't stop stinking.

And everyone near you knows it.


And what I don't get is why my Labrador retriever seeks it out in my yard, digs it up and eats it! Just one reason she stays outdoors!


You're sure your Labrador retriever isn't German?

 
 Posted:   May 10, 2019 - 9:19 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Once you get cat poop on something, it doesn't come off completely.

And it doesn't stop stinking.

And everyone near you knows it.


And what I don't get is why my Labrador retriever seeks it out in my yard, digs it up and eats it! Just one reason she stays outdoors!


You're sure your Labrador retriever isn't German?


No, but I have called her a Schweinhund a time or two! wink

 
 
 Posted:   May 11, 2019 - 11:47 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

I'm an animal lover but I would never own a cat. They always smell like poop!

Wrong, Mr Scientist. Cats do not smell. Well, it depends.

Overheard at the bus stop -

"My cat's got no nose."

"How does it smell?"

"Terrible."

Did I tell you about my latest romantic failure? It didn't even get as far as that.

 
 
 Posted:   May 11, 2019 - 1:15 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Cat poop is forever
When it comes out of your kitten
No matter just how much you’re smitten
It won’t stay in the tray, there is really no way to teach them (get back in the tray!)

Cat poop is forever
When they get a little older
Where they leave their poop gets bolder
On the carpet, the mat, on your jacket, your hat, pyjamas....

Fabreze doesn’t work when it gets on your fingers, as the smell really lingers, and though it’s gone....the smell lives on.

Cat poop is forever. You might find it in your garden, over time it tends to harden,
They go out in the night, and then when it gets light, you find it.

Cat poop is forever - if you’re lucky it’s just your cat, not the horrible next-door cat, he’s an un-neutered tom, and I think the smell’s from his scent glands (those around his bum)

Cat poop is forever, forever, forever
Cat poop is forever, forever, forever
Forever and ever.....

 
 Posted:   May 11, 2019 - 2:39 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

So, things that survive a nuclear blast:

  • Cockroaches
  • Government beaucracy
  • Cat poop

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     Posted:   May 12, 2019 - 9:06 AM   
     By:   ZapBrannigan   (Member)

    Cat poop is forever...

    Great lyric, Tall Guy!

     
     Posted:   May 12, 2019 - 9:16 AM   
     By:   Solium   (Member)

    Can we bring up virgin cat poop so Phelps won't feel left out?

     
     
     Posted:   May 12, 2019 - 10:21 AM   
     By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

    Cat poop is forever...

    Great lyric, Tall Guy!


    Thanks, Zap - it’s from the heart (and nose).

     
     Posted:   May 13, 2019 - 5:59 AM   
     By:   jackfu   (Member)

    Good one, TG!

    wink

     
     
     Posted:   May 13, 2019 - 6:11 AM   
     By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

    Good one, TG!

    wink


    Thank you! High praise from the master!

    Shirley Bassey hasn’t returned my call yet.

     
     Posted:   May 13, 2019 - 10:10 AM   
     By:   jackfu   (Member)


    Shirley Bassey hasn’t returned my call yet.


    Well, that's HER loss. Your version is so good, it stinks!

    big grin

     
     Posted:   May 14, 2019 - 8:45 PM   
     By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

    .....

    It won’t stay in the tray, there is really no way to teach them (get back in the tray!).....



    This whole lyric is AWESOME!!!!!

     
     Posted:   May 14, 2019 - 8:45 PM   
     By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)


    Shirley Bassey hasn’t returned my call yet.


    Well, that's HER loss. Your version is so good, it stinks!

    big grin


    Made me laugh!

     
     Posted:   Jun 8, 2019 - 6:25 PM   
     By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

    Cat poop is forever
    When it comes out of your kitten
    No matter just how much you’re smitten
    It won’t stay in the tray, there is really no way to teach them (get back in the tray!)

    Cat poop is forever
    When they get a little older
    Where they leave their poop gets bolder
    On the carpet, the mat, on your jacket, your hat, pyjamas....

    Fabreze doesn’t work when it gets on your fingers, as the smell really lingers, and though it’s gone....the smell lives on.

    Cat poop is forever. You might find it in your garden, over time it tends to harden,
    They go out in the night, and then when it gets light, you find it.

    Cat poop is forever - if you’re lucky it’s just your cat, not the horrible next-door cat, he’s an un-neutered tom, and I think the smell’s from his scent glands (those around his bum)

    Cat poop is forever, forever, forever
    Cat poop is forever, forever, forever
    Forever and ever.....



    I am nominating this post for a Lukie Award.

     
     Posted:   Jun 9, 2019 - 8:25 AM   
     By:   TominAtl   (Member)

    Cat poop is forever...

    Great lyric, Tall Guy!


    Thanks, Zap - it’s from the heart (and nose).


    So, was it from the bottom of your heart...or the heart of your bottom? wink

     
     
     Posted:   Jun 10, 2019 - 5:16 AM   
     By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

    Cat poop is forever...

    Great lyric, Tall Guy!


    Thanks, Zap - it’s from the heart (and nose).


    So, was it from the bottom of your heart...or the heart of your bottom? wink


    smile

    Not mine, Tom, I tend to avoid garden-based defecation when I can.

     
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