Let me help you out, Thor. A Swede is a person from Sweden. A swede is a vegetable I think. I personally have never punched either, but I have chopped up a Swede and put him in the freezer for later cannibal delicacies.
Never thought much of Madonna's music - her invite is giving this "con-test" even less credibility - this sing-off is so corrupt it should be BANNED or named "euro-neighbour con-test." Last time I saw EV the 90s.
Yes, it's just an empty spectacle. Everyone knows it, and it's part of the whole 'schlock' value of it all. It's always been that way. But it's still the biggest music event in the world.
I actually liked the changes they implemented this year, with the audience votes coming in at the end in big "bulks", throwing the jury votes completely off-balance.
Been a joke for many-years, no audience is changing a fishy-bung.
EV needs a cast of stars + the audience voting the winner - not a bunch of nobody's officiating "love thy neighbour" on video-link that's not credible anymore due too EV influx.
You bet your ass I was being cheeky! Not knowing what Eurovision is, is the same as if I told Americans I didn't know what Super Bowl is. That needs a fair bit of rubbing in!
You bet your ass I was being cheeky! Not knowing what Eurovision is, is the same as if I told Americans I didn't know what Super Bowl is. That needs a fair bit of rubbing in!
Call me pop-culturally ignorant, but I'd never heard of the Eurovision Song Contest before (and if it makes you feel better, I couldn't care less about the Super Bowl).
Hey dont knock Thor when he does finally show some cheeky humour - this is a major turning point from the norse captain sensible and not to be condemned!!!
Hey dont knock Thor when he does finally show some cheeky humour - this is a major turning point from the norse captain sensible and not to be condemned!!!
Thor's Data-from-TNG quest to understand humor and laughter has resulted in his having watched hundreds of thousands of hours of contemporary sitcoms, so his grasp of comedy might finally be emerging.
You see, theres still a way to go king of the north. You blew it there. You get a bit of praise for showing cheeky humour, you cracked the comedy door open, and then you stamp all over it with size 12 serious boots and slammed it shut. And i thought you were making progress!
You see, theres still a way to go king of the north. You blew it there. You get a bit of praise for showing cheeky humour, you cracked the comedy door open, and then you stamp all over it with size 12 serious boots and slammed it shut. And i thought you were making progress!
Far be it from me to contradict West Ham's most ardent supporter, but I thought Thor's one liner was funny.
