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Obviously Sol ignored my sage advice.
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Memo.to Solium, Jacfu, Phelps st al.:
Bite your lips. Don't say anything.
Pretend like it never happened.
Discretion is the better part of valor.
Brm
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It's not too late!
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But did you do it with some fava beans and a nice chianti?
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Meanwhile, on the internet, people's opinions were changed and problems solved.
And there was much rejoicing.
Anyways, I like movies.
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THE KING'S MAN---trailer released for the sequel.
ME: Ha ha, opening in February!
BLACK PANTHER: ... and?
ME: ... nothing.
ELVIS PRESLEY---Austin Butler will play Elvis Presley in the untitled Baz Luhrmann biomovie about Elvis and his manager, Col. Tom Parker. Butler beat out Ansel Elgort, Miles Teller and Harry Styles.
In Tarantino-parlance, he's certainly is a pretty mafaka.
The source also said "Bond girls" has been replaced with "Bond women."
Wait, when was "Bond girl" ever used in a Bond film? What is this replacing? Does that mean all of humanity is part of the filmmaking crew? Where's the catering table? Will there be cronuts? ANSWER ME! WILL? THERE? BE? CRONUTS???
So many questions. So few cronuts.
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