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Cocktails, to me, are a comedy drink you have when you're on holiday, usually abroad.
The most fun is actually derived from picking the one you're gonna order.
The missus likes them, but even she admits one is enough, or two, but only if it's happy hour.
They're not like beer, or wine, or whiskey, which you can drink all day AND night without feeling sick or ending up talking shite.
Most of the time, after the first two or three slurps, the fun quickly goes away, and you're left sucking really sweet fruit juices and shit loads of ice. Bo-ring.
I imagine young children would like them, possibly without the alcohol, and indeed they do do children's versions of them, usually in the same bar you ordered your ridiculously priced adult ones.
And all jazz is shite, but especially that progressive type. Who da fuck can listen to that without going out and killing someone.
Sorry Onya, you did ask.
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Okay, I'm back, after a serious bout of research.
Cocktails...(meaning)...ridiculously over-priced fruit juices, with a smidgen of alcohol, usually imbibed by young children (non alcoholic variety) and women...on holiday.
There was a write up about jazz, but it was very long winded and pretentious. It said best sampled with over priced fruit juices.
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I love those last two posts. The comedy edge is sharp - so much so that an "outsider" would fail to grasp the parody. Having known the two artists personally for many decades I can safely say that their level of humo(u)r may evade the majority, but these two are still very much at the top of their game, make no mistake.
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Kev - could you delete your latest post please? It makes mine seem less witty. Thanx!
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Actually, don't wipe it. We're all on the same wavelength. Superior intellects which normal scum wouldn't "get".
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Guy walks into a cocktail bar and asks for the 'Thelonious Monk' (it's a jazz cocktail bar).
The waiter throws a bucket full of ice and fruit juices at him...and farts in his face!!
(Improv joke, invented...23.24 UK time...by me)
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Is the STAR WARS Main Title jazz?
That's fkn brilliant if it is.
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