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 Posted:   Aug 11, 2020 - 2:09 PM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

I'd like to lodge a complaint about member Kev McGann. This is why -

Somebody told him that some of us here - whose names I shall not reveal, to protect their identities, such as Big Duck, Midgie-Mad, Roy Dingbat, Billy McCarson and many more, had had a meeting. He hadn't been invited that time because the person who had the idea in the first place thought that he didn't know enough about Ennio Morricone, and so I was invited. When McGann found out he went literally ballistic, bouncing off the walls and ceiling at speeds faster than that of sound, even that of light. He complained about us (and in fact he singled me out) on an extremely controversial thread on this very forum. He had his say. We did not respond to his provocations. They were like the whimperings of a moribund sheep.

Tonight we had another secret meeting. We called him to join us. He claimed that he was too busy. But we know that he was simply preparing his strategy to insult us on another thread. Nobody is safe from him, no matter how innocuous he seems at first sight. Don't let those blond curls fool you. This man is venom. Not a very deadly one mind you. More like drinking Pepsi decaf.

But one thing's for sure. Noxious, obnoxious or non-toxic, this big lump of lard is one helluva crybaby. Let's see how he toothlessly responds to this.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 11, 2020 - 2:22 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

This is nothing. My parents once had a birthday party for me. However they never told me about it until after the event. Me, there favourite and first born. Apparently it was shit anyway,so I didn't miss much.

 
 Posted:   Aug 11, 2020 - 2:24 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

When McGann found out he went literally ballistic, bouncing off the walls and ceiling at speeds faster than that of sound, even that of light.


Are we sure that those are not merely his super-powers?

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 11, 2020 - 2:27 PM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

Da Kev McGann Blues..

Woke up this morning...
De ne na neh nah..
And rolled outta bed...
De ne na neh nah..
Got a text from Roy..
De ne na neh nah. .
About another secret meeting..
De ne na neh nah..
I'd already made plans...
De ne na neh nah..
To help the UK economeeeee...
De ne na neh nah..
So I said Roy I'm a crybabyyyyyy...
De ne na neh nah..
Give my best to the boys!!!!
De ne na neh nah..
Cos I know dat dey love meeee....
Cos I'm bad to the bone....
Bad to the bone...
B-b-b-b-b....

 
 Posted:   Aug 11, 2020 - 2:45 PM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

Is this all some in-joke that I'm not in on?

 
 Posted:   Aug 11, 2020 - 3:18 PM   
 By:   Thomas   (Member)

He was too busy?!! What was he doing, listening to his John Williams Star Wars CDs?

 
 Posted:   Aug 11, 2020 - 3:50 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

He was too busy?!! What was he doing, listening to his John Williams Star Wars CDs?

This.
I had a pledge all ready for him to read out, to denounce Williams and all things star wars and pledge his undying love for THE maestro ennio.

This wouldve been videoed and posted on fsm

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 1:18 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Is this all some in-joke that I'm not in on?

I guess it must be, Mark. It's incredibly irritating when that happens. I imagine that some members here have nothing better to do than make supposedly "funny" comments about other members. They must think that it makes them superior to the rest of us - it's like they're creating their own little clique. Well, let them get on with it. Their behaviour excludes the rest of us here, but I guess that's their intention. What's more, having glanced over the contributions made by those mentioned in this thread, I'm actually quite glad that I'm not a part of their silly banana-boat niche "humour".

Let's move on. If we ignore them they'll hopefully give up posting. Attention is their oxygen.

Does anyone agree with my analysis? It's "selfie-stick culture". What do you all think?

 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 1:26 AM   
 By:   litefoot   (Member)

I'm lost. I can never tell when you guys are being serious or not.

 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 1:47 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Graham isnt being serious.
But he pretends to be.

Iam being serious.
I had kev's pledge all written out ready for him to say the words...

 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 1:50 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

By the way kev...

"De ne na neh nah." ??? Is this something Alessandroni, edda and the girls sang on some mid-60s italian comedy score by THE Maestro (blessings be upon him)??

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 2:09 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

In the words of Eric Cartman...
"Screw You Guys, I'm Going To Look At Some Sexy Pictures Of Barbara Bouchet (near nekkid)"

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 3:43 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

I'm lost. I can never tell when you guys are being serious or not.

litefoot, that is for you and Mark to decide. Looking at Bill's response, I think he's double bluffing. It's a curiously "British" strategy which may inexplicably elude those in Lancashire. I'm just going on a kinda gut reaction, but I think that you guys are just messing about to get attention. Am I right?

And if you ARE being serious - Kev, with all due respect (I don't know you, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and accept that you may be decent person), your comment about looking at pictures of "near-nekkid" (sick) ladies on film posters and album covers is infantile even for a 16-year old like yourself. Don't you have access to "a drop of the hard stuff" on The Computer? When I was sixteen by the way, I'd already tried out four long-term girfriends. So what's your particular problem?

I know I may be falling into the trap of keeping this pitiful thread going by contributing more and more ideas to it (and assumptions about it), but don't you all think that it's a sad reflection of the times? People can become instant celebrities nowadays just by twerking in front of the webcam. Fourteen "likes" and you're an Influencer. What a sorry state of affairs. No wonder children don't even make the effort to go to school nowadays when their own parents are so self-obsessed.

Perhaps we should starve the attention-seekers on this thread of oxygen. It's easy. We simply refuse to post any more. The sooner they see that nobody cares, the sooner they'll stop their nonsense here. So, cheers guys, I'm outta here.

What do you all think of my observations?

 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 4:36 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

In the words of Eric Cartman...
"Screw You Guys, I'm Going To Look At Some Sexy Pictures Of Barbara Bouchet (near nekkid)"


Or, lets just changes this into a Christina Lindberg appreciation thread.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 4:53 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

First of all, Graham (if that even is your reel name) there's a parental lock on the computer, so accessing pictures of BB Fully Nekkid is near impossible for me!!!
But I will work out the password. Oh, don't you worry about that me-laddy...I WILL!!!
Secondly, has anybody tried that 'Eat Out To Help Out' yet, where you get your meals for half price, as long as you promise to get Corona Virus too, from all the helpful cooks and waiters and bar-staff not wearing face-masks or gloves or visors or hazmat suits!!
I did...yesterday...and it opened up a whole new can o' worms.
The hate mail has been intolerable!!
I've referred it all to my solicitor. Give that lazy b@stard something to do for a change.
20 grand a year for sitting on his @rse, reading my mail and just saying 'fine'.
What's (when's?) the world coming to (too/two?)?

 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 5:55 AM   
 By:   Thomas   (Member)

It's the economy stupidwink

 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 6:11 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Graham
Good laugh last night mate. You got me listening to veruschka today with my lunch. Ive got 6 tracks. 6 minute track wiv edda is good starts "whyyyyyyy? Der der der da der " - main theme i think -, plus the track that starts la la la la la li la is great.

Ps bloody cdrs! so much easier to give track titles!!! Lol

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 6:24 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Hey Bill, I'm gonna play that compilation CD I mentioned, mixing long avant-garde tracks of minimalistic screeches and rusty mechanism effects, sunny and bright psychedelia, and Edda pretending that she's on the point of no return. I'll have to listen to it on the headphones seeing as our house is a walk-in walk-out affair. I never know who I'm going to bump into. They're usually complete strangers.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 6:31 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

Wait!!!
What!!!
You had ANOTHER WhatsUp? Meeting without me!!!
Let me know when you've all finished talking about Enrico Macaroni and Jorn Berry!
When's the John Williams one?
Were there any Love Spells In Rotterdam?

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2020 - 7:12 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Kev crybaby - it's true there was a whole lorra Macaroni goin' on. That's why we wanted you there. To make me feel even more ignorant about Enya's body of work (more scores for Italian films than for Hollywood blockbusters!!!). The laff of the night was when we were all forced to choose our favourite three under-the-radar Enyas, and I said "The Untouchables", "The Mission" and "The Thing" because they're the only ones I'd heard of.

As far as I'm concerned, we've exhausted the subject. Next time round (if there is one - that's up to the secret boss... let's call him Mr Big to conceal his real identity) I'd like to do a special on your favourite under-the-radar scores of Gil Mellé and Basil Kirchin. But I'm drawing attention to myself again. Nobody here is interested in our private lives.

Who's reading this anyway? Why is a thread like this not locked? We could do this by telephone. We're setting a bad example. It's like mooning out of the back window of the car. We think it's so clever and that people will be envious of us.

It's a sad reflection of the navel-gazing narcissism of modern times. Just let it die. We've had our say. We've alienated the rest of this fine community, even our own wives. Let's call it a day. See you all on a more filmically fruit-ridden, truly all-inclusive thread on the other side. Bye!

What do you all think?

 
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