And they don't doff their duds to perform music bare-booty in front of their guy friends, no matter how warm it is at 2:30 in the a.m.
I tried this,once, only it wasn't very warm or.2.30am. I caught a glimpse of myself and didn't think I looked that impressive, if I'm honest. On the plus side I made a lot of new male friends of a certain type.
They also don't know what's in the kitchen besides the sodas in the fridge and the Twinkies in the cabinet over the fridge.
And they sure as hell never touched a vegetable, much less ate one.
I love ya, David, but now yer just meddlin'! Don't make me go all culinary "Sailor" (Uncommon Valor) on yo @ss!
(Spoken in Texas accent) "Boy, you done bought the whole can of quilinary whup-@ss! I was collectin’ and cookin’ when you wuz still in dypers! I been best buds with Al Dente and Herb D. Provence fer decades! Man, I bagged Sue Veed!!! "