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 Posted:   Jun 29, 2021 - 6:23 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)



Soundtrack collectors aren't this handsome.

They don't own congas.

And they don't doff their duds to perform music bare-booty in front of their guy friends, no matter how warm it is at 2:30 in the a.m.

 
 Posted:   Jun 29, 2021 - 6:24 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)



Soundtrack collectors don't know how to cook.

They also don't know what's in the kitchen besides the sodas in the fridge and the Twinkies in the cabinet over the fridge.

And they sure as hell never touched a vegetable, much less ate one.

 
 Posted:   Jun 29, 2021 - 6:36 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

And they sure as hell never touched a vegetable, much less ate one.

You know me all too well.

 
 Posted:   Jun 29, 2021 - 6:58 PM   
 By:   Scott McOldsmith   (Member)



Soundtrack collectors aren't this handsome.

They don't own congas.

And they don't doff their duds to perform music bare-booty in front of their guy friends, no matter how warm it is at 2:30 in the a.m.


I own a conga.

One outta three ain't bad.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2021 - 5:11 AM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

I am not a soundtrack collector, but my combo includes congas and bongos.

 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2021 - 5:21 AM   
 By:   ryanpaquet   (Member)

I've been vegan for a couple of years, and still avidly collect soundtracks.



Nothing wrong with me. big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2021 - 6:46 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)


And they don't doff their duds to perform music bare-booty in front of their guy friends, no matter how warm it is at 2:30 in the a.m.


I tried this,once, only it wasn't very warm or.2.30am. I caught a glimpse of myself and didn't think I looked that impressive, if I'm honest. On the plus side I made a lot of new male friends of a certain type.

 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2021 - 12:13 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

I've been vegan for a couple of years, and still avidly collect soundtracks.



Nothing wrong with me. big grin


I'd say you like like most of the vegans I know!

wink big grin

 
 Posted:   Jul 1, 2021 - 5:30 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

I am not a soundtrack collector, but my combo includes congas and bongos.

Aaah then, Onya Dah-link, you prove my point. Matthew owns bongos (and some nice ones he's got, they say!) and he doesn't collect either.

 
 Posted:   Jul 1, 2021 - 5:31 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)


On the plus side I made a lot of new male friends of a certain type.


And now if you need your curtains hemmed or an honest opinion about that jacket you just bought, you've got people to turn to! smile

 
 Posted:   Jul 2, 2021 - 5:38 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)



Soundtrack collectors don't know how to cook.

They also don't know what's in the kitchen besides the sodas in the fridge and the Twinkies in the cabinet over the fridge.

And they sure as hell never touched a vegetable, much less ate one.


I love ya, David, but now yer just meddlin'! Don't make me go all culinary "Sailor" (Uncommon Valor) on yo @ss!

(Spoken in Texas accent)
"Boy, you done bought the whole can of quilinary whup-@ss! I was collectin’ and cookin’ when you wuz still in dypers! I been best buds with Al Dente and Herb D. Provence fer decades! Man, I bagged Sue Veed!!! "

 
 Posted:   Jul 6, 2021 - 4:35 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)



(Spoken in Texas accent)
I been best buds with Al Dente and Herb D. Provence fer decades! Man, I bagged Sue Veed!!! "


Okay, I figured out the first 2 names and laughed.

But I haven't figured out the third one yet.

 
 Posted:   Jul 6, 2021 - 4:37 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)


"Boy, you done bought the whole can of quilinary whup-@ss! I was collectin’ and cookin’ when you wuz still in dypers!


I'm packing a Wusthof. (I'd tell you the measurement, but that could get misconstrued! smile )

What about you?

 
 Posted:   Jul 7, 2021 - 9:09 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)



(Spoken in Texas accent)
I been best buds with Al Dente and Herb D. Provence fer decades! Man, I bagged Sue Veed!!! "


Okay, I figured out the first 2 names and laughed.

But I haven't figured out the third one yet.


wink

Sous Vide! Overrated.

 
 Posted:   Jul 7, 2021 - 9:10 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)


"Boy, you done bought the whole can of quilinary whup-@ss! I was collectin’ and cookin’ when you wuz still in dypers!


I'm packing a Wusthof. (I'd tell you the measurement, but that could get misconstrued! smile )

What about you?


Nice. I'm a Cutco man, myself.

smile

 
 Posted:   Jul 8, 2021 - 5:19 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)


"Boy, you done bought the whole can of quilinary whup-@ss! I was collectin’ and cookin’ when you wuz still in dypers!


I'm packing a Wusthof. (I'd tell you the measurement, but that could get misconstrued! smile )

What about you?


Nice. I'm a Cutco man, myself.

smile


big grin

 
 Posted:   Jul 20, 2021 - 5:20 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)




Soundtrack collectors aren't this nimble.

And they think that "juggling" is "trying to change a cd in a player with one hand, holding the jewel case with the other, while eating their third jelly doughnut."

 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2021 - 4:23 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)



Soundtrack collectors are never this high in the air unless they are in an elevator or a pressurized cabin.

AND getting a nosebleed from the elevation.






 
 
 Posted:   Aug 12, 2021 - 7:57 PM   
 By:   Jurassic T. Park   (Member)

WTF that is absolutely nuts. I don't know how high that is but even the sound when they land in the water is like a gunshot.

 
 Posted:   Nov 6, 2021 - 4:43 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

The only time soundtrack collectors dance is when they're indoors, and no one's around.




And the only thing they take off to do it, is their shoes. (But not their socks.)

 
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