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 Posted:   Oct 8, 2022 - 10:42 AM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

How many YouTube videos exist where someone is on the camera while their dog is in the background licking their junk?
Seems to happen often! And why isnt that considered poochography?


Oh, Holy Kendall. I read this too fast, and missed the "in the background" part and misconfobbulated the meaning.

 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2022 - 10:44 AM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Wow this thread has totally done a nosedive. big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2022 - 11:13 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Wow this thread has totally done a nosedive. big grin

Never touch your junk with your nose!

 
 Posted:   Dec 26, 2023 - 7:25 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

I've heard of a Jack Russell Terrier...



 
 Posted:   Dec 26, 2023 - 7:25 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

But a Bill Carson Retriever????

smile

 
 Posted:   Dec 31, 2023 - 12:51 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Lol.
Clearly we were driving through Barking on the way to Houndsditch.


*real places in East London



3 legged dog walks into a wild west saloon.
He says "i'm looking for the man who shot mah paw"

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2024 - 4:10 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Lol.
Clearly we were driving through Barking on the way to Houndsditch.


*real places in East London



3 legged dog walks into a wild west saloon.
He says "i'm looking for the man who shot mah paw"


Multi-pronged, your wit, Your Grace. smile

Here in the States, if you add "East" in front of any city name, it generally denotes the seedier side of town.

True also in your parts?

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2024 - 4:15 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

In the case of London, east, south, north and west and central are all shit holes.

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2024 - 4:18 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

In the case of London, east, south, north and west and central are all shit holes.

Only 'cuz you don't live there! smile

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2024 - 5:31 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

Only 'cuz you don't live there! smile


Oooh!
Dee is on FIRE tonight!

Oops--I realize this spoils your time at the top o' the mountain.
Quick, reply to this and you can reclaim the top spots. big grin

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2024 - 10:24 PM   
 By:   Adm Naismith   (Member)

Dachshund-

I'd hunt and burrow outside by day (and generally bounce around), and burrow under the bed covers by night.

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2024 - 6:59 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

In the case of London, east, south, north and west and central are all shit holes.

Only 'cuz you don't live there
..anymore.

Fixed it for you DiB. Love Alice

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2024 - 7:49 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Dachshund-


Bless you!

 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2024 - 5:52 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Only 'cuz you don't live there! smile


Oooh!
Dee is on FIRE tonight!

Oops--I realize this spoils your time at the top o' the mountain.
Quick, reply to this and you can reclaim the top spots. big grin


I already took a screen shot, so my legacy is safe. smile

 
 Posted:   May 25, 2024 - 4:32 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Is this possible?

It's morning on a school day, and it's time for the kids to get up. You've already yelled upstairs. NG.

You turn to Rover and say "Go wake up the kids!"

Rover rockets up the stairs, toenails clattering. He barges into every kid's bedroom and if they're still in the sack, he jumps on the bed and pulls off the blankets, completely off the kid.

"Dad, make Rover stop!!!"

"Then get out of bed and he'll stop!"

Can a dog be trained to execute this??

 
 Posted:   May 26, 2024 - 4:53 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

I should've been a dog, then women would be falling all over me.

 
 
 Posted:   May 26, 2024 - 5:23 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

I should've been a dog, then women would be falling all over me.

You seem the type that would love to lick their nut sack in public.smile

 
 Posted:   May 26, 2024 - 5:29 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

I should've been a dog, then women would be falling all over me.

You seem the type that would love to lick their nut sack in public.smile


Not only wouldn't anyone think anything of it, I'd wouldn't get a visit from law enforcement.

 
 
 Posted:   May 26, 2024 - 7:46 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)



Not only wouldn't anyone think anything of it, I'd wouldn't get a visit from law enforcement.


Ah! The useful 'special dispensation' clause. I didn't think they still existed.

 
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