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 Posted:   Dec 10, 2024 - 6:46 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

No, that's not my shirt size.

I've decided I'm a "trance medium" who can contact film composers who are dead. I can "reach" them and speak in their voice.

I'm going to reach out into the afterlife and contact Jerry Goldsmith.

 
 Posted:   Dec 10, 2024 - 6:47 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Okay, I've reached the afterlife and found Jerry Goldsmith. I'm going to ask him:

"Mr. Goldsmith, what would you like to say to the people who read the Film Score Monthly Message Board?"

 
 Posted:   Dec 10, 2024 - 6:47 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

What??

 
 Posted:   Dec 10, 2024 - 6:47 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

"Mr. Goldsmith, is that all you want to say to the people who read the Film Score Monthly Message Board?"

 
 Posted:   Dec 10, 2024 - 6:47 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Um... yes.

 
 Posted:   Dec 10, 2024 - 6:47 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

"Thank you Mr. Goldsmith, from all your fans here at the Film Score Monthly Message Board"

 
 Posted:   Dec 10, 2024 - 6:48 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Wasn't that cool? It's easy, too. Why don't you try it and bring us a message from a film composer who is dead?

 
 Posted:   Dec 10, 2024 - 6:48 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Crisswell predicts that whoever contacts Herrmann will get a reply in all caps. smile

 
 Posted:   Dec 10, 2024 - 7:55 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

"The S comes BEFORE the K. Wait...scratch that. Reverse it."

- Excerpt from David Raksin's awkward self-introduction at last night's seance

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 10, 2024 - 8:31 PM   
 By:   ZardozSpeaks   (Member)

Crisswell predicts that whoever contacts Herrmann will get a reply in all caps. smile

A reply in capital letters would be from Albert Glasser, wouldn't it?

Benny H. answers calls with "Wadduya want?"

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 11, 2024 - 1:02 PM   
 By:   MMM   (Member)

Crisswell predicts that whoever contacts Herrmann will get a reply in all caps. smile

A reply in capital letters would be from Albert Glasser, wouldn't it?

Benny H. answers calls with "Wadduya want?"


And, if you've read his autobiography, there'd be a HELLUVA LOT of exclamation marks, TOO!!!!!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 11, 2024 - 2:43 PM   
 By:   Howard L   (Member)

Sir, may I recommend "composing" a brief work of fiction?
How about a story with JG on some kind of mysterious FSPilgrimmage whereupon he runs into...us?!
cool

 
 Posted:   Dec 11, 2024 - 3:18 PM   
 By:   Nicolai P. Zwar   (Member)

Sir, may I recommend "composing" a brief work of fiction?
How about a story with JG on some kind of mysterious FSPilgrimmage whereupon he runs into...us?!
cool



I imagine it would be somewhat like this Robot Chicken segment of George Lucas falling into the hands of his fans.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 11, 2024 - 7:08 PM   
 By:   Howard L   (Member)

eek

 
 Posted:   Dec 12, 2024 - 6:15 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Crisswell predicts that whoever contacts Herrmann will get a reply in all caps. smile

A reply in capital letters would be from Albert Glasser, wouldn't it?

Benny H. answers calls with "Wadduya want?"


And, if you've read his autobiography, there'd be a HELLUVA LOT of exclamation marks, TOO!!!!!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!


A film score label reads my posts? Wow!

 
 Posted:   Dec 13, 2024 - 12:15 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

I hear you got through to Ennio.

He said "vaffanculo, falso" and went back to playing football with Giacomo Losi and Gigi Riva.

 
 Posted:   Dec 14, 2024 - 3:27 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Sir, may I recommend "composing" a brief work of fiction?


I'm going to pretend you're not proposing "slash" fiction.....

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 14, 2024 - 6:48 PM   
 By:   Howard L   (Member)

Now that's the unkindest cut of all...

 
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