No, that's not my shirt size. I've decided I'm a "trance medium" who can contact film composers who are dead. I can "reach" them and speak in their voice. I'm going to reach out into the afterlife and contact Jerry Goldsmith.
Okay, I've reached the afterlife and found Jerry Goldsmith. I'm going to ask him: "Mr. Goldsmith, what would you like to say to the people who read the Film Score Monthly Message Board?"
What??
"Mr. Goldsmith, is that all you want to say to the people who read the Film Score Monthly Message Board?"
Um... yes.
"Thank you Mr. Goldsmith, from all your fans here at the Film Score Monthly Message Board"
Wasn't that cool? It's easy, too. Why don't you try it and bring us a message from a film composer who is dead?
Crisswell predicts that whoever contacts Herrmann will get a reply in all caps.
Crisswell predicts that whoever contacts Herrmann will get a reply in all caps. A reply in capital letters would be from Albert Glasser, wouldn't it? Benny H. answers calls with "Wadduya want?"
Sir, may I recommend "composing" a brief work of fiction? How about a story with JG on some kind of mysterious FSPilgrimmage whereupon he runs into...us ?! I imagine it would be somewhat like this Robot Chicken segment of George Lucas falling into the hands of his fans. VIDEO
Crisswell predicts that whoever contacts Herrmann will get a reply in all caps. A reply in capital letters would be from Albert Glasser, wouldn't it? Benny H. answers calls with "Wadduya want?" And, if you've read his autobiography, there'd be a HELLUVA LOT of exclamation marks, TOO!!!!!!!!! REALLY!!!!!! A film score label reads my posts? Wow!
I hear you got through to Ennio. He said "vaffanculo, falso" and went back to playing football with Giacomo Losi and Gigi Riva.
Sir, may I recommend "composing" a brief work of fiction? I'm going to pretend you're not proposing "slash" fiction.....