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 Posted:   May 6, 2019 - 8:57 AM   
 By:   Mr. Marshall   (Member)

Why aren't London's monuments conveniently clumped together like they are in the Thames Television production logo?

Why is my wife dragging me back to London in three years? Is it because of Waitrose?


Is Mrs. Phelps is the real life SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED?


Perhaps you cease using that phrase from now on? It was created to describe a fellow FSM member in a negative way and it's no longer veiled. I'm sure it would be appreciated.



Wrong!
It's from RUMPOLE.OF THE BAILEY.

 
 Posted:   May 6, 2019 - 9:04 AM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

Why aren't London's monuments conveniently clumped together like they are in the Thames Television production logo?

Why is my wife dragging me back to London in three years? Is it because of Waitrose?


Is Mrs. Phelps is the real life SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED?


Perhaps you cease using that phrase from now on? It was created to describe a fellow FSM member in a negative way and it's no longer veiled. I'm sure it would be appreciated.



Wrong!
It's from RUMPOLE.OF THE BAILEY.


I don't care where it's from. You have used it in the past to describe another female member of this board in a negative way and you know it along with anyone who read the particular threads.

 
 Posted:   May 6, 2019 - 9:13 AM   
 By:   Mr. Marshall   (Member)

Today's lesson:


It is a LITERARY reference.
The character of RUMPOLE was created by John Mortimer.
The phrase on question is used by RUMPOLE to descr3 his domineering wife.
My comment was directed to JIM PHELPS about HIS WIFE.


It is a LIGHT HEARTED, HUMOUROUS phrase. Not an insult.

End.of lesson.


Why are you trying to pick a fight with me?
Huh?


Btw I am really tired of your constant harassing and insults. I am putting you on IGNORE so I don't have to read them anymore.

 
 Posted:   May 6, 2019 - 9:41 AM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

Today's lesson:


It is a LITERARY reference.
The character of RUMPOLE was created by John Mortimer.
The phrase on question is used by RUMPOLE to descr3 his domineering wife.
My comment was directed to JIM PHELPS about HIS WIFE.


It is a LIGHT HEARTED, HUMOUROUS phrase. Not an insult.

End.of lesson.


Why are you trying to pick a fight with me?
Huh?


Btw I am really tired of your constant harassing and insults. I am putting you on IGNORE so I don't have to read them anymore.


I am not picking a fight, insulting or harassing you. I could cite the times the phrase was used to describe another female member of this board but it's not necessary. At this point, there is no point and thank you for placing me on ignore.

 
 Posted:   May 10, 2019 - 8:26 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Why does our IT guy always chuckle when I tell him my dongle isn't working right?

 
 Posted:   May 14, 2019 - 9:53 AM   
 By:   msmith   (Member)

That TV commercial for Volvo cars.

Emily Cheung is there singing the Queen of the Night aria from Mozart’s The Magic Flute ("Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen" from Die Zauberflöte).

But what does that have to do with the selling of an entire car or has anything to do with cars at all? Except maybe to show you should buy an entire Volvo car just because they have a great stereo system.

 
 Posted:   May 15, 2019 - 4:28 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

"The answer is blowin' in the wind." - Really? Cuz, like, I've tried blowin' with the wind and blowin' into the wind and I, like, didn't get any answer! So, like, what gives?

 
 Posted:   May 15, 2019 - 7:46 AM   
 By:   solium   (Member)

Were there any petrified cat poop in Pompeii?

 
 
 Posted:   May 15, 2019 - 9:57 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Were there any petrified cat poop in Pompeii?


It was shit scared.

 
 Posted:   May 15, 2019 - 2:32 PM   
 By:   Mr. Marshall   (Member)

Is it true the next Bond villain will be. a ruthless feminist who whips men to death; named Pussy May Tutimezup?

 
 Posted:   May 15, 2019 - 4:18 PM   
 By:   Mr. Marshall   (Member)

Why do pro-choice women keep saying only men are trying to take their reproductive rights away?

 
 Posted:   May 17, 2019 - 11:06 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Did Her Majesty The Queen cry when Sid Vicious died?

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2019 - 4:25 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Where the hell was the dialogue coach and screenwriter when all those 1950s and 1960s actors were pronouncing robot as "ro-butt"?

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2019 - 6:44 AM   
 By:   solium   (Member)

Why do pro-choice women keep saying only men are trying to take their reproductive rights away?

To be as tactful as I can just look at who just passed the recent Alabama law.

roll eyes

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2019 - 6:45 AM   
 By:   solium   (Member)

Were there any petrified cat poop in Pompeii?


It was shit scared.


Haha! Good one. big grin

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2019 - 9:48 AM   
 By:   Mr. Marshall   (Member)

Why do pro-choice women keep saying only men are trying to take their reproductive rights away?

To be as tactful as I can just look at who just passed the recent Alabama law.

roll eyes


The Solium Understanding

 
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