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 Posted:   Aug 15, 2019 - 8:37 AM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

Oh, I take that back "Soy" is a naughty word. I may have to re-evaluate you... ;-)

 
 Posted:   Sep 9, 2019 - 8:24 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

I've been watching too much Tim McGarry (Give My Head Peace; The Blame Game; Tim McGarry's Ulster Scots Journey), so my beard is coming back. I already resemble the son of a beach more than I care to admit, so why not the beard?

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 9, 2019 - 8:31 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Nobody here has recently asked my beard how it is, so I've just asked it. Couldn't understand a word it said.

 
 Posted:   Sep 9, 2019 - 3:28 PM   
 By:   Ray Faiola   (Member)

Grew this one for OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS at Shadowland Stages. Run ended on Sunday. Razor came out IMMEDIATELY!

 
 Posted:   Sep 10, 2019 - 4:07 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Shaving off that beard makes you look younger by 20 hours!

 
 Posted:   Sep 10, 2019 - 7:56 AM   
 By:   Ray Faiola   (Member)

Shaving off that beard makes you look younger by 20 hours!

I'LL TAKE IT!!!!

 
 Posted:   Sep 11, 2019 - 3:18 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

"A man is not clean until he has shaved!"

~Graham Watt's drunken announcement at a raucous Robbie Burns "debauch" four hours before deciding to grow a beard
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Shaved again to go along with my Jeremy Brett-in-The-Devil's Foot "consulting detective" hairstyle.

 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 6:41 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why do Milennials with those big bushy facial hair beards look so wimpy? Is it the skinny jeans? Their oddly high-pitched voices? Their feminist upbringing?

What happened? Are your children like this, Graham? Assuming you even have children.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 7:10 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Why do Milennials with those big bushy facial hair beards look so wimpy? Is it the skinny jeans? Their oddly high-pitched voices? Their feminist upbringing?

What happened? Are your children like this, Graham? Assuming you even have children.


Children???? I've never even had a shag! I'm a film score collector y'know

 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 8:43 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

I'm facing a First World problem, and I need your help getting through it.

Whenever I travel to Europe, I have worn facial hair aka a beard. However, for the past two years I have been in what I refer to as my "Roger Sterling Mode." That is, no beard.

The problem is, I'm returning to London next year and I am torn between going with my smooth-mug look or my "Da" from Give My Head Peace look (see Tim McGarry photo above), which was my usual look when going overseas.

Do I continue shaving or do I grow a beard and impress the hell out of no one in particular?

 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 8:43 AM   
 By:   Mark R. Y.   (Member)

Why do Milennials with those big bushy facial hair beards look so wimpy? Is it the skinny jeans? Their oddly high-pitched voices? Their feminist upbringing?

Soy.

 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 8:49 AM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

And kale.

 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 8:56 AM   
 By:   Mark R. Y.   (Member)

I have become virulently anti-beard to the point where I now sport facial scars from all my frantic razor shaving as I really dig and scrape those follicles through the Barbisol lather I cake my face with. The whiskers are all back within 24 hours, so it's a true Sisyphean struggle, I tell you.

 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 8:59 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why do Milennials with those big bushy facial hair beards look so wimpy? Is it the skinny jeans? Their oddly high-pitched voices? Their feminist upbringing?

Soy.




I think you're on to something.

 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 9:01 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

I have become virulently anti-beard to the point where I now sport facial scars from all my frantic razor shaving as I really dig and scrape those follicles through the Barbisol lather I cake my face with. The whiskers are all back within 24 hours, so it's a true Sisyphean struggle, I tell you.

No doubt adding to that torment is Barbisol's reducing the size of their cans, but not the price.

 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 9:05 AM   
 By:   Mark R. Y.   (Member)

Why do Milennials with those big bushy facial hair beards look so wimpy? Is it the skinny jeans? Their oddly high-pitched voices? Their feminist upbringing?

Soy.


Yeah, and what's with those horrible, desperate, gaped-mouth smilie poses?

 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 9:05 AM   
 By:   Mark R. Y.   (Member)

I have become virulently anti-beard to the point where I now sport facial scars from all my frantic razor shaving as I really dig and scrape those follicles through the Barbisol lather I cake my face with. The whiskers are all back within 24 hours, so it's a true Sisyphean struggle, I tell you.

No doubt adding to that torment is Barbisol's reducing the size of their cans, but not the price.


I noticed that.

 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 9:08 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Visited my local Target store recently, and while I was visibly shaken by their having removed the Icee stand which was replaced with yet another Starbucks (saleswise it looks to be working for them), almost as upsetting was the shaving section, which had nearly as many beard products as it did beard removal products. Lots of bearded, heavyset, soy types were going through the excruciating process of selecting "just the right" beard wash and beard oil.

The world changes...

 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 9:17 AM   
 By:   Mark R. Y.   (Member)

Of course, things could always be worse:

 
 Posted:   Sep 16, 2019 - 9:35 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Of course, things could always be worse

 
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