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Oh, I take that back "Soy" is a naughty word. I may have to re-evaluate you... ;-)
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Nobody here has recently asked my beard how it is, so I've just asked it. Couldn't understand a word it said.
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Why do Milennials with those big bushy facial hair beards look so wimpy? Is it the skinny jeans? Their oddly high-pitched voices? Their feminist upbringing? Soy.
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And kale.
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I have become virulently anti-beard to the point where I now sport facial scars from all my frantic razor shaving as I really dig and scrape those follicles through the Barbisol lather I cake my face with. The whiskers are all back within 24 hours, so it's a true Sisyphean struggle, I tell you.
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Why do Milennials with those big bushy facial hair beards look so wimpy? Is it the skinny jeans? Their oddly high-pitched voices? Their feminist upbringing? Soy. Yeah, and what's with those horrible, desperate, gaped-mouth smilie poses?
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I have become virulently anti-beard to the point where I now sport facial scars from all my frantic razor shaving as I really dig and scrape those follicles through the Barbisol lather I cake my face with. The whiskers are all back within 24 hours, so it's a true Sisyphean struggle, I tell you. No doubt adding to that torment is Barbisol's reducing the size of their cans, but not the price. I noticed that.
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Of course, things could always be worse:
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