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 Posted:   Jan 15, 2020 - 3:33 PM   
 By:   BillCarson   (Member)

"...Prisons are bulging with dummies who wonder how they got there..."

The Big Heat

 
 Posted:   Jan 16, 2020 - 4:28 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

From The Bank Dick
W.C. Fields: "Was I in here last night, and did I spend a twenty dollar bill?"
Bartender (Shemp Howard): "Yeah!"
W.C. Fields: "Oh boy, what a load that is off my mind! I thought Id lost it!"

 
 Posted:   Jan 17, 2020 - 12:40 PM   
 By:   BillCarson   (Member)

The Grinch: "...Today was great. We did mean things...and we did them in style...!" smile


Not a quote from the Toxic thread. wink

 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2020 - 7:17 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Harry: "But we're morbid. You think you're dying but you're not. Today they got lasers, all kinds of..."

Richard: "Yeah, you and science, right?"

Harry: "Nothing wrong with science. Between air conditioning and the Pope, I'll take air conditioning."

~Deconstructing Harry (1997)

 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2020 - 8:16 AM   
 By:   BillCarson   (Member)

"Hell...I havent been going anywhere for ten years..."

Chris (Yul Bryner) - Return of the Seven

 
 Posted:   Jan 19, 2020 - 12:50 PM   
 By:   BillCarson   (Member)

Vin: "How did ya do?"
Chris: "Three."
Vin: "They any good?"
Chris: "...They're alive."

Return of the Seven

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 19, 2020 - 1:03 PM   
 By:   eriknelson   (Member)

At an upscale Park Avenue spa, a woman of a certain age is having her hair done, and the beauty operators have gone to a separate room...

Beauty Operator #1: If Mrs. Wagstaff has another permanent, she won't have a hair left on her head.
Beauty Operator #2: She 'sho does shed don't she?
Beauty Operator #3: There's still plenty of hair left on her upper lip.

THE WOMEN (1939)

 
 Posted:   Jan 20, 2020 - 9:33 AM   
 By:   BillCarson   (Member)

"...Do you not tire of being my conscience, Father? The strong must be generous to the weak....Do you know who made up that rule?...the weak!! "
Bandit in Return of the seven.

 
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