JIM CLEVELAND: DO NOT listen to SPACEHUNTER about writing a screenplay about your apartment travails. If you do, Roman Polanski will sue you for plagiarism----i.e., THE TENANT starring Roman Polanski and Isabelle Adjani. If your girlfriend looks like Adjani, I sure hope "You're in good hands with Allstate".....and Blue Cross & Blue Shield.
I love your idea, Jim. But I disagree with others-you SHOULD turn this into a screenplay; in fact, your entire life would make a great movie. Start your journals, because the girl who's afraid of thunder and lightening could be played by Angelina Joile (sp?) or possibly Roseanne Barr. Just THINK of the casting possibilities, not to mention the music.
Actually, that woman who is afraid of thunder and lightning is so morbidly obese, that they would have to get Violet Beauregarde to play her!(HAH!)Roseanne could NEVER be as big!(HAH!) Actually, I HAVE thought of writing a book about my experiences and call it It's A Miserable Life! I DO, after all, do a fantastic impression of Jimmy Stewart!
