The Synthesizer and the Odyssey
by Christopher Walsh
The miniseries edition of The Odyssey, happily, overcame the typical problems of translating literature to
manageable size for TV; despite the Cliff's Notes story condensing, exceptionally poorly timed cuts to commercials
the frequent cartoonishness of men-in-togas acting, the end result was a well-paced, beautifully shot ripping yarn.
While the poetry of the original epic was left far behind?what if someone filmed The Odyssey with
no dialogue, to reflect some of the inherent abstraction of poetic structure??the moments of humanity in
the acting made the changes worthwhile. Penelope's unraveling of the wedding shroud, usually presented as a
calculated plan to delay the suitors' proposals, comes across here as an impetuous, impulsive yet instinctively
correct moment. Some offbeat casting choices generally came off well (though Michael J. Pollard as squeaky-
voiced "Gawd" Iolus became almost instantly grating); the special effects were for the most part excellent, though a
poorly done serpent very early in the proceedings was almost a disaster; and the earthy Greek deities wisely were
presented with interesting variety and never in the formal, God-in-the-clouds manner that Monty Python and the
Holy Grail parodied so effectively 23 years ago. Quite simply, I had a good time with this telefilm.
The music by Edward Artemyev, however, was a misstep, a disappointing reminder of why the words "synth" and
"dreck" are so frequently linked by our man Lukas. The score seems the only part of the $40 million production?a
hefty price for television?that was not lavishly done. An electronic ensemble tried to give the film an epic power,
but offered no interesting aural associations and came off as a jarring attempt to save money. The only effective
moments of the score came from live acoustic and ethnic instruments, suggesting this miniseries needed more
archaic-sounding live music, much the way Michael Kamen originally hoped to score Robin Hood.
Another hint of what-might-have-been was an acoustic, coiled "longing for Ithaca" theme, frequently played on
ethnic instruments on Part Two. This melody, which I'd imagine Maurice Jarre would have been happy to write,
nicely captured the simple pleasures which Odysseus missed so dearly (though Gretta Scacchi is more than a simple
Even with the especially crushing schedules one gets when scoring for miniseries, excellent music is possible; think
of the successful scores for The Stand, Gettysburg, Masada and others. Also, the choice of Artemyev
seems especially odd given the talent pool of capable composers which the producers of The Odyssey have
tapped in recent years: Francis Ford Coppola got meaty scores from Kamen (Jack) and Wojciech Kilar
(Dracula); Nicholas Meyer got muscular, moody work from Cliff Eidelman (Star Trek VI); and
Robert Halmi, Sr. worked with Trevor Jones on Gulliver's Travels, some of Jones's best music in a long
time. Director Andrei Konchalovsky has also worked with Jones, on the intense and thoughtful action drama
Runaway Train; that film's blend of rock, chorus, Japanese flute and Vivaldi's Gloria built to a
finale that is heartbreaking and triumphant at the same time. Given all of these potential scorers?and add to this the
fact that the completely different, StarGate-styled orchestral music was used in every single
Odyssey promo and commercial break?and we were continually reminded of the weakness of the final
score. At least we can imagine the better music which The Odyssey deserved; I'm hearing various parts of
Bram Stoker's Dracula as I try to do so.
To Be Continued...