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 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 8:30 AM   
 By:   GoblinScore   (Member)

Most excellent! !! Ok ok ok
Ok ok im in....and for some reason the first thing that comes to mind is always:

"No I'm mayhem & he's chaos, we're a double act"

EDITED: I'm such an idiot, I misquoted my own fave line....ah, age & memory, yeah! :-/

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 8:31 AM   
 By:   hitman_1975   (Member)

"Don’t bother to call the police, I'm here already." - Martin Riggs, 'Lethal Weapon 2'.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 8:44 AM   
 By:   Dennis Brain   (Member)

Murtaught: There´s a bomb in that building

Riggs: I´ll bet vital parts of my Body that there´s no bomb (LW 3)

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 8:57 AM   
 By:   Wraith   (Member)

Murtaugh: How you doin'?

Envoy: I think there must be some mistake.

Murtaugh: Say what?

Envoy: Listen to your friend here, he knows what he's talking about. I don't think you want to go to South Africa.

Murtaugh: Why not?

Envoy: Because you're black!

Getz: [to Murtaugh] You are.

Getz: [to Envoy] He is.

big grin big grin big grin

Close second would be Leo's every single monologue about how they f*** you (in a drive through, with cell phones) wink

 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 9:31 AM   
 By:   Mike_J   (Member)

"we're back, we're bad, you're black, i'm mad"

Riggs, LW2

 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 9:31 AM   
 By:   Josh "Swashbuckler" Gizelt   (Member)

Saw this on ‘Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless.’

 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 9:33 AM   
 By:   LeHah   (Member)

Riggs: We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 9:38 AM   
 By:   lstchacds   (Member)

Don't be alarmed Uncle Benny, this is only a drill. LW4

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 9:55 AM   
 By:   lonzoe1   (Member)

Roger Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
Martin Riggs:: Well, I haven't killed you yet.
Roger Murtaugh: Well don't do me no favors!

 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 9:59 AM   
 By:   Gary S.   (Member)

As a side note, I'm already in the contest which I think is great btw. Danny Glover's cameo in Maverick is pretty darn funny.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 10:00 AM   
 By:   Roy212   (Member)

"Don't Cut The Red Wire".....BUMP....."Nearly a CAT-TASTROPHY" (Lethal Weapon 3)

 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 10:06 AM   
 By:   Miles (MerM)   (Member)

"What have you got in mind?"
"Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me."
"You serious?"
"Yeah. The Three Stooges are on in 20 minutes."

Miles (Merm)

 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 10:10 AM   
 By:   cwtlead   (Member)

LW 3

Cop in boat: [to Riggs and Murtaugh, who are in the water] "Whatta you boys doin' down there?"

Martin Riggs: "We're in the middle of a case... of scotch."

Thanks for this opportunity to win this amazing set. Happy Holidays!!!

Craig

 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 10:15 AM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

Count me in:

My favorite scene in LW 2:

[Roger is sitting on a boobytrapped toilet]
Roger: Why didn't they plant the bomb in Trish's stove?
Riggs: Yeah. Think of all the needless suffering that could've ended there!
[both laugh]
Roger: I'm gonna die on a toilet, aren't I?
Riggs: Guys like you don't die on toilets.


This is a very kind and generous thing that you are doing. Whoever wins, congratulations.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 10:23 AM   
 By:   timme   (Member)

Great contest!!

Martin Riggs: You want me to drive?

Roger Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'LL drive.

Martin Riggs: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 10:25 AM   
 By:   Mat001   (Member)

Roger Murtaugh: Since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed, my car wrecked, and now my BOAT SUNK. What's left?
Leo Getz: I think that's about it.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 10:32 AM   
 By:   georgefenton   (Member)

Riggs: Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked.

Murtaugh: Guess what?

Riggs: What?

Murtaugh: I don't want to work with you!

Riggs: Hey, don't.

Murtaugh: Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been fucked!

Riggs: Terrific.

Murtaugh: God hates me. That's what it is.

Riggs: Hate him back; it works for me.

 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 10:37 AM   
 By:   Ron Hardcastle   (Member)

"You're getting too old for this shit!!!"

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 10:37 AM   
 By:   barryfan   (Member)

Chris Rock's rant about that phone call to Afghanistan. "What would I have to say to that Afghan fuck for 3 hours?" I laughed so hard at that.

 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 10:44 AM   
 By:   JeffM   (Member)

Thanks for the awesome contest Adam!

My favorite (of many) line is Leo's impression of the SA official:

"But, but, but, you're bleck!

 
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