Random Guy lives life on the edge by the spin of a random dial. Whatever it selects, he does. However, I wonder if he's been traumatized the time the dial read "Date a really ugly looking girl"?
Donna still hasn't taken down the Christmas lights on her home. She figures why take them down when I'll just have to put them up again next Christmas season?
As stated, ADAM B truly does believe that HE is the one that will have to re-decorate DONNA's Christmas tree next year and it secretly supplanting the idea in her head to not actually take down this years tree, just to avoid the extra work once Dec swings back around. Good luck with that!
When TheOzman was younger, he passed out at a friend's party. As a joke, someone dipped his hand in warm water and watched him pee his pants. Now OzMan wears Depends Undergarments when attending a party.
Adam B. invented and patented a plastic Snuggy so he could stay warm and seated without bathroom breaks when the Star Trek movie marathon came to town.
OFF TOPIC: Actually, my decorations ARE still up, including the tree and outside lights. We hosted parties on Jan 5 and again on Jan 12. Tonight (Jan 14) everything comes down except for the Dept 56 Snow Villages.
ON TOPIC: Jim Phelps is obsessed with Downton Abbey and vows to watch Seasons 1 and 2 repeatedly this week. He called out of work with an "influenza" excuse.
Adam can wash out forty-four pairs of socks And have them hangin out on the line Then starch and iron two dozen shirts Before you can count from one to nine
