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 Posted:   Mar 12, 2012 - 6:23 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

"i have found the perception of time is proportional to the percentage of time lived when you are 4 a year represents 25% of your? life seems like forever when you are 40 a year represents 2.5% of your life.... seems like nothing...lizards shall free us all in good time"

~dan the man's senior quote, Alabaster High School, Class of 1968.

 
 Posted:   Dec 16, 2012 - 5:45 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Can You Find Me Soft Asylum? I Can't Make it Any More, [dan] the man is at the Door[s] Dept.



 
 
 Posted:   Dec 16, 2012 - 6:10 AM   
 By:   (Member)   (Member)

Hello Jimbo,

What's going on? Have you lost your personality? Why do you copy the style of another person?
Are you the doppelganger of Neotrinity? Come on, man!

"You are not Ryder Bond. You will never be Ryder Bond. Leave Ryder Bond alone. Return to your body, Markoff! And rest in peace forevermore!" wink

 
 Posted:   Dec 16, 2012 - 6:41 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Cobra on My Left, Leopard on My Right, Outta Sight!!! Dept.

Wifey and I have been watching the adventures of the Independent News Service's hardest working, but least published reporter like CUH-rahzeeee recently. You's talk about a TV programme that needs loving homage, well that is IT! Now git to woik, "Uptight"!

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 16, 2012 - 6:51 AM   
 By:   (Member)   (Member)

Cobra on My Left, Leopard on My Right, Outta Sight!!! Dept.

Wifey and I have been watching the adventures of the Independent News Service's hardest working, but least published reporter like CUH-rahzeeee recently. You's talk about a TV programme that needs loving homage, well that is IT! Now git to woik, "Uptight"!




Look, Duke, why don't you go back to your real self for a change?
Should I call Tony?

 
 Posted:   Dec 18, 2012 - 5:27 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

And You Thought He Had Left the Building Dept.

There are a ton o'derelect buildings at FSMville, worthy threads abandoned by their architects and tenants. It's like the day the 1970s died. frown




However, as we already mentioned in a rehearsal for senility, THIS is the only thread that The Man Himself has not frequented. It's the banquet without its guest of honor. A safe haven for those seeking refuge from dan's man-ness.



Ah, such sweet sorrow. It's enoof to make the angels weep.



big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 18, 2012 - 2:24 PM   
 By:   manderley   (Member)

.....THIS is the only thread that The Man Himself has not frequented. A safe haven for those seeking refuge from dan's man-ness......

And, "Plop, plop! Fizz, fizz! Oh, what a relief it is!," to be here.

Thank you for providing this restful sanatorium for us, Jim Phelps!

Are there any soft comfortable beds around here, perhaps in a nice airy room overlooking a garden--- with blooming flowers, a babbling fountain, and the soft sounds of birds---where we might linger just a little longer, rest a bit, and have respite from the FSM world for a few more silent moments?

At my age, I'm getting tired of this raucous noise and endless, and often musically meaningless, chatter.....

smile

 
 Posted:   Dec 18, 2012 - 4:10 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Your Wish is Our Command, Oh Wise One Dept.



Now, just ree-lax...and reflect on all your years in Hollywood until the next time your sanity is called upon to make this Olde Boarde a better place.



(...and an extra mint on yer pillow if you can guess the domicile...)

Yes, we were pleasantly [fill in the blank] when his presence was duly not noted.
smile

"Build it and He Will Stay the Hell Away"

 
 Posted:   Dec 19, 2012 - 8:12 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Overwhelming aka Feel it Closing In Dept.







Or, in a language that most every basement and attic dweller that comp[enter]prises the FSM UN-Collective can comprehend...



mad

 
 Posted:   Dec 19, 2012 - 8:22 PM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

Jim, this thread is an ironic comedy classic. 10-4.

 
 Posted:   Dec 20, 2012 - 4:57 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Jim, this thread is an ironic comedy classic. 10-4.

"Your Agonizer, Mr. Sones" Dept.



Far be it from us to correct our first off--er, Captain...but...

It's



a [and "haywire", too]



MADHOUSE!



...a MADHOUSE!!!


cool mad frown big grin

 
 Posted:   Dec 20, 2012 - 8:04 AM   
 By:   The Mutant   (Member)

In honor of Dan the man and Jim Phelps I would like to show my appreciation for this thread in one long drawn out paragraph without any punctuation whatsoever in the hopes that I am in essence representing Dan the man and Jim phelps did I say that already also neotrinity oh yeah and the paragraph should also be kind of jumbled and not really make much sense I also used to be a filmmaker in hollywood but thats a different story and I used to run fangoria thank you very much this paragraph will self destruct in five seconds I am leaving and never coming back bye

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 20, 2012 - 8:06 AM   
 By:   Vermithrax Pejorative   (Member)

Now that was funny Mutant! smile

Did he really used to run Fangoria?

 
 Posted:   Dec 20, 2012 - 8:29 AM   
 By:   Thomas   (Member)

I'm thinking Daniel Schweiger will enjoy your post very much, Mutant!!

 
 Posted:   Dec 20, 2012 - 11:08 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Did he really used to run Fangoria?

Memories, Like the [Blood-Stained] Pages of My Mind Dept.



A publisher??? Well really, now!



So our very own "The Man" talked all about THIS kind of stuff???

What in da name of Mrs. Voorhees is goin' on here?!?





Who hired him? WHO??? Now that's one "code" we'll never be able to break!





didididididididididiitititititititititititititi

big grin

 
 Posted:   Dec 20, 2012 - 1:31 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

In honor of Dan the man and Jim Phelps I would like to show my appreciation for this thread in one long drawn out paragraph without any punctuation whatsoever in the hopes that I am in essence representing Dan the man and Jim phelps did I say that already also neotrinity oh yeah and the paragraph should also be kind of jumbled and not really make much sense I also used to be a filmmaker in hollywood but thats a different story and I used to run fangoria thank you very much this paragraph will self destruct in five seconds I am leaving and never coming back bye

big grin Bullseye!!!



Outta sight, Mutant (non) menace! The next drinkie-poo at the next whisky bar is on US!



We knew there hadda bee a show biz connection that served as a wellspring for The Man's entertainment insight. We stand corrected!!!



big grin

 
 Posted:   Dec 20, 2012 - 2:11 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

LAUGHTER, LAUGHTER, LAUGHTER Dept.

Well alls well that ends well every dog has his day thats America to me there is a house in new orleans they call the rising sun hey jude dont make it bad ha ha if anyone gets that reference I know you do the wells fargo wagon is a coming down the street oh please let it be for me workin for the yankee dollar

 
 Posted:   Dec 21, 2012 - 3:05 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Night Time Id the Fright Time Dept.

Sumpin' happens at night at the Olde Boarde when it's Quittin' Time on the Left Coast...

A metamorphosis worthy of the miracle of nature..



...or of fiction's greatest scribes:



(Including The "Other" The Man)



And greatest of ALL, a transformation worthy of a FANGORIA magazine cover story...





With the coming of night, dozens of unworthy, unwashed, and downryte un-anointed threads drop like disgraceful, but worshipful sycophants to The One True Master



No, THIS Master!



The world may as well have ended when he (briefly, miraculously) shuffled off the FSM Coil.





big grin

 
 Posted:   Dec 21, 2012 - 3:42 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

We Rilly ARE Pals Dept.







Jes' the Two of Us wink





cool


 
 Posted:   Dec 22, 2012 - 12:49 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Did he really used to run Fangoria?

"I Got Some Friends Inside" Dept.



Is this The Truth? It hasta be, 'cause NOBODY lies on The Internet.



Can this be? Was dan a publishing mag-nate? Will dan the man ever visit the only thread in his honor??? Will he dispel the laughter, laughter, laughter and give us just the facts, ma'am?



That, Pa, remains to be seen.



 
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