Film Score Monthly
FSM HOME MESSAGE BOARD FSM CDs FSM ONLINE RESOURCES FUN STUFF ABOUT US  SEARCH FSM   
Search Terms: 
Search Within:   search tips 
You must log in or register to post.
  Go to page:    
 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 7:57 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

Someone tattooed a vinyl record on their skin and it works! When they put a needle to the record to play it, you can hear a sound. It's "AAAAAAAAAAAAh!!!"

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 9:36 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

I often wonder how football ("Soccer") players endure the pain of their "sleeve" tattoos, since even the slightest contact on the pitch sends them sprawling and in what appears to be excruciating pain.

Maybe they're faking it?


When searching "the Internet" for unusual Xmas gifts, I came across a page which offered "arm tattoo gloves". They're like a pair of silk stockings, except they are covered in multi-coloured lizards, dragons, skulls, butterflies, hearts, and I Love Mommas. Billions of designs to choose from. Pull them on for a party, pull them off when you get home.

That's what footballers do. They told me.

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 9:37 AM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

Balls. big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 9:41 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Balls. big grin

I'd certainly make sure the tattoo artist stayed away from that playing area.

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 9:49 AM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

Right. Don't want them goalies turned black and blue.

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 9:56 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Every time I see "The Tattoo Generation", I think of "The Beat Generation" by Bob "Don't Call Me Rod McKuen" McFadden. Perhaps someone here will scribble appropriate, tattoo generation-oriented lyrics.

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 11:53 AM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

Oh, fess up Bill. I KNOW you have my name tattooed on your arms, legs and forehead. Gracias.

This made me laugh my azz off. I can just picture it.

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 12:06 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

Not a fan of tattoos but I won't judge those who choose to get them. My husband had four great uncles who served in WWII. Two were merchant marines who visited several ports. They each had a variety of tattoos that told the story of their travels and experiences during the war. I never knew these me but have seen photos of them and it is amazing to see.

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 1:16 PM   
 By:   MRAUDIO   (Member)

I think it's a horrendous practice. It like vandalism. Except here they're doing it to their own bodies. I find it immensely unattractive. The human form, especially a female is incredibly beautiful. Marking it up with drawings and scriptures like your some kind of walking notepad just ruins ones natural beauty. Thank god I grew up in the days when magazines like Playboy showcased natural beauty, not cartoons with fake boobs and shrapnel impelled in their bodies. And for the people who say, it's their choice and its not to please you, let me know how you feel when tattooing the entire head becomes the social norm.

Well said and I totally agree!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 1:35 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Okay, so we’ve decided to condemn people with tattoos. What are we going to hit next? Pierced ears, dyed hair? Get ‘em!

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 1:39 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Okay, so we’ve decided to condemn people with tattoos. What are we going to hit next? Pierced ears, dyed hair? Get ‘em!

How about we condemn people who condemn people who condemn people with tattoos?

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 1:45 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Okay, so we’ve decided to condemn people with tattoos. What are we going to hit next? Pierced ears, dyed hair? Get ‘em!

How about we condemn people who condemn people who condemn people with tattoos?




It’s only a matter of time! People just like to condemn. The bastards.

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 2:50 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Okay, so we’ve decided to condemn people with tattoos. What are we going to hit next? Pierced ears, dyed hair? Get ‘em!

Have you seen the latest trends in ear piercings? Now they put a freaking nail diagonally from top to bottom threw the ear. You find that attractive? It's a choice you make, and when you make a choice on appearance it's open to criticism.

As I said, where do you draw the line? No where? What if people tattooed their entire face and everyone looked like Darth Maul? Or what if they walked around with chop sticks sticking out of their nostrils and ears? Is it stupid yet? What about when people have real cat eyes and pony tails? It WILL happen. Yeah you have freedom of choice, and I have the freedom to say you look ugly when you do it.

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 3:42 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Okay, so we’ve decided to condemn people with tattoos. What are we going to hit next? Pierced ears, dyed hair? Get ‘em!

How about we condemn people who condemn people who condemn people with tattoos?




It’s only a matter of time! People just like to condemn. The bastards.


i dont think theres been much condeming. points of view, and pros n cons, sure. But hardly any proper condemning. You are over-reacting with your condeming. Of course, obviously, there is still time for someone to introduce some condeming. I mean really lay some full-on industrial-strength condemnation down. But so far, its been mild mannered and informative.

But what we havent had is any drilling. Why?

Because, everybody knows condemned men don't drill. wink

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 3:43 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

I'm for condemning condemnations!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 3:52 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Don’t exercise yourself, Solium. As I understand it, extensive facial tattoos have been around for thousands of years and the world appears to have survived. And if I were choosing between two prospective employees, one with a tattoo and a good grasp of grammar, and one with neither, I’d go for the former every time.

And as Bill clearly isn’t going to volunteer at what his young tattooed lady excels, it’ll have to be left to the imagination. (Go on, mate, spill the beans...)

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 3:58 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

i dont think theres been much condeming.


You’re just in a good mood because your team got three points yesterday and you’re getting some of that good old illustrated loving just now! Condemnation is everywhere!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 4:02 PM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

And as Bill clearly isn’t going to volunteer at what his young tattooed lady excels, it’ll have to be left to the imagination. (Go on, mate, spill the beans...)

Maybe she makes a mean bread pudding, she'd always be welcome at my place smile

My sister (68) has a (really) tiny tattoo on her shoulder (looks like a pimple), her daughter insisted & paid for it, & she was going to get one, but then she lost her nerve/changed her mind.

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 4:03 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Don’t exercise yourself, Solium. As I understand it, extensive facial tattoos have been around for thousands of years and the world appears to have survived.

Yeah, I hoped humans would evolve from such primitive practices. Instead we're regressing. Primitive practices goes hand in hand with primitive thoughts. I'm not so sure the world will survive.

Thankfully my time is nearly up, so have at it. It's a brave new world.

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2018 - 4:22 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Oddly enough i did date a girl once who made lush bread pudding.
Not as good as my mum's or our neighbour's bread pud tho.

No, TG, this one cant cook! She has piercings too, tongue and belly button.

 
You must log in or register to post.
  Go to page:    
© 2024 Film Score Monthly. All Rights Reserved.
Website maintained and powered by Veraprise and Matrimont.