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 Posted:   Mar 9, 2012 - 7:03 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Why do people on rainy days put their umbrellas on subway seats, making them too wet to sit down on them when that person leaves.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 9, 2012 - 11:23 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

why do we pay taxes when most people in goverment deserve to burn in hell?

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 9, 2012 - 11:28 PM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

Why did it take me so long to find out about the simple joy of the 'ignore' function? big grin

 
 Posted:   Mar 15, 2012 - 10:41 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

How come The Aviator doesn't seem like a Martin Scorsese movie?

 
 Posted:   Mar 15, 2012 - 11:08 AM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

"Why did I send a white dinner jacket to the cleaners with a Hershey bar in the pocket?" -- Shelley Berman

 
 Posted:   Mar 15, 2012 - 3:17 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Are there any drinking establishments that still offer free hard-boiled eggs along with the pretzels and popcorn?

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 15, 2012 - 9:52 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Why do relatives when your birthday is in late february or early March buy you winter stuff like gloves and scarfs etc etc?

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2012 - 9:58 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

Couldn't TCM have picked a better choice to co-host "The Essentials" other than Drew Barrymore?

"Like, the film was like so elegant and like Katherine Hepburn was like always an idol to me.."

Brilliant.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2012 - 10:04 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

Why do most of the cable newswomen nowadays look like strippers except for Candy Crowley, Rachel Maddow, and Greta Van Susteren?

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2012 - 11:09 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

With identical twins, why as they get older does one always turn out to appear prettier or handsomer than the other?

 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2012 - 11:26 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

If Tatum O'Neal married Channing Tatum, would her name be Tatum Tatum?

 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2012 - 12:09 PM   
 By:   madmovyman   (Member)

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2012 - 1:31 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Can you get Mono from kissing the Blarney Stone?

 
 Posted:   Mar 21, 2012 - 8:59 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

How come in one country when people are gunned down in cold blood there's a national manhunt for the shooter, but in another there isn't even an arrest made?

 
 Posted:   Mar 21, 2012 - 9:06 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

how come Clark Kent is never around whenever Superman is present? can't be the only one that finds that odd

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 21, 2012 - 5:54 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

Why do some people drive on the highway with their right turn signal on for over two miles before they eventually decide to make a right turn?

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 21, 2012 - 6:59 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

To Jim Phelps- I think the reason and the word is CORRUPTION.my friend.

 
 Posted:   Apr 9, 2012 - 10:11 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Why does the cover of the soundtrack for Starship Troopers have those two horizontal rips on it?

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 9, 2012 - 8:04 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

If they took a vote do you think there would ever be commercials on TV again?

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 10, 2012 - 9:06 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Why does one country condemm another country for some moral actions, yet the country that is condemming are comitting the same type of dubious moral actions themselves.the tragedy hear is this and other questions that pop up on this thread are not stupid, they are addressed to a world that is so often stupid, that is the irony of this thread.

 
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