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 Posted:   Jun 11, 2012 - 5:14 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Although i can't say it's a fact it might be my own body, but why when you drink a bunch of beers you have to take a piss, but when i drink a good amount of Malt liquor i don't, i was going to create a thread on this, so please answer if you want to.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 11, 2012 - 5:14 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Although i can't say it's a fact it might be my own body, but why when you drink a bunch of beers you have to take a piss, but when i drink a good amount of Malt liquor i don't, i was going to create a thread on this, so please answer if you want to.

 
 Posted:   Jun 20, 2012 - 5:46 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

How does Dracula shave if he can't see himself in the mirror?

 
 Posted:   Jun 20, 2012 - 6:27 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

How does Dracula shave if he can't see himself in the mirror?

brides of dracula. one holds the shaving the cream, the other the razor, and the other the aftershave

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 20, 2012 - 10:51 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

while we are on the topic, think how funny it would look when the invisble man takes a leak?

 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2012 - 5:15 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

99% of everyone who posts on the film music side of the board is about 18, right?

 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2012 - 7:31 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Why do some makers of sliced bologna and salami leave those inedible rings of plastic on the meats? Couldn't they have gone to the trouble of removing it before slicing instead of making me, the customer, do it? Aaaaaarrrgh!

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2012 - 8:50 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Can you get Mono from kissing the Blarney Stone?

Or kissing just one speaker on a real stereo...

 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2012 - 9:16 AM   
 By:   gone   (Member)

What if we can't think of an intelligent stupid question?

 
 Posted:   Sep 7, 2012 - 5:42 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

How come Linda Evans only looked supremely hot on The Big Valley but afterwards only looked like she did on Dynasty, even before Dynasty?

 
 Posted:   Sep 7, 2012 - 6:02 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

On an escalator, why does the handrail move at a slightly different speed than the platforms?

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 8, 2012 - 6:58 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

To Jim Phelps- back in action, ready to go- how does a blind man shave without cutting himself to bits.

 
 Posted:   Nov 12, 2012 - 6:20 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

If Fedex and UPS merged, would it be known as FedUp?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Whatever happened to Preparations A thru G?

Instead of putting pictures of criminals in a post office, why not put them on postage stamps so the postal carriers can look for them while they deliver the mail?

 
 Posted:   Nov 12, 2012 - 6:38 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

If Fedex and UPS merged, would it be known as FedUp?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Whatever happened to Preparations A thru G?

Instead of putting pictures of criminals in a post office, why not put them on postage stamps so the postal carriers can look for them while they deliver the mail?


lmao! I think i'm going to steal one of those for the "tell a lie" thread

 
 Posted:   Dec 6, 2012 - 7:01 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Why do food makers boast about ingredients that should be in their food anyway?

"Our ginger ale is made with REAL ginger."

"Our egg nog is made with REAL egg nog."

"Our pizza is made with REAL cheese."

Well, Duh!

 
 Posted:   Dec 6, 2012 - 7:19 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

is it ok to make fun of someone just as long as you promise to feel bad afterwards?

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 9, 2012 - 12:34 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

You go into a supermarket and there lies a big sign 8 oranges for $2.00, right next to it is another sign, 25 cents a orange. Now i know to be a department manager in a supermarket you don't have to be a rocket scientist but get real.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 9, 2012 - 4:49 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

You ever notice when people come out of church, everyone starts talking a mile a minute, i used to vend at a flea market right across from a church and when they come out of church into the flea market, i tell you the noise level just increase to a dramatic level.plus the good news, they bought like crazy.

 
 Posted:   Feb 3, 2013 - 5:57 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

The Guru. How did the interview go with the guru?

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 4, 2013 - 5:06 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

Did anyone catch the Super Bowl commercial with sexy blonde model/actress Bar Refaeli exchanging bodily fluids with the film score nerd?

 
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