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 Posted:   Apr 18, 2013 - 10:08 PM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)

If chickens were silent, would anyone give a cluck?

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2013 - 10:18 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

TO JOSH-CHECKMATE.That was funny you fell right into the trap[ha, ha] joking , friend, joking.

 Posted:   Jun 25, 2013 - 5:20 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Hockey--why do they even bother?

 Posted:   Jun 25, 2013 - 5:30 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Will the labels put out ONE CD I want to buy this year?

 Posted:   Jul 21, 2013 - 2:13 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Don't you long for the days when your stereo system controls were just Volume, Bass and Treble (OK, Balance too)?

 Posted:   Jul 21, 2013 - 3:36 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

Why not call a hemoroid an assteroid?

That would make a proctologist an asstronaut. ;-)

Is it just me or does it seem like the designers of certain products don't actually use these products in daily life?

Designer: "Hey, I know! Let's shorten the vacuum chord by 36 inches, make the handle clumsy, and put the attachment holders where you need to move parts around and dis connect the hose so they get knocked off all the fucking time!"

Boss: "Great thinking, Bob! Cut another 12 inches off and we may promote you to uppper manangement!"

Designer: "Hey, wouldn't it be great if we put the air conditioning filter beneath the dash, behind a bunch of parts, so you have to take everything off to get to it for a simple replacement that a car owner could do themselves?"

Boss: "OMG! Yes! And make sure you also make so that if you want to change the speakers, you have to remove the entire backseat assembly and take off the back covering, too. That would be great!"

Designer: "Hey, it just occured to me! We could shape the tooth brush in an awkward manner so that while you are brushing it bumps against your teeth, that way the owner has to hold the brush at a weird angle and not brush properly!"

Boss: "I was just thinking the same thing!!!"

 Posted:   Jul 21, 2013 - 3:45 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

Why do they tell you to put tea bags under your eyes to get rid of the bags under your eyes?

 Posted:   Jul 21, 2013 - 3:59 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why do people say "I'm cumming" during sexual climax? Its like saying "I'M FULL" after dinner.

simple, because they are getting to the promised land that's why they say that. the dinner thing does not apply since you said "after", but during is different. it's like saying "i'm getting full" whiles eating.

big grin

 Posted:   Jul 21, 2013 - 5:31 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

Adam B.:

Whatever happened to Preparations A thru G?

And when will we ever get Preparation I?

 Posted:   Jul 21, 2013 - 8:53 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why is Justin Boggan suddenly traipsing through this thread?

 Posted:   Jul 22, 2013 - 11:19 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Since the thread wants us to ask stupid questions instead of intelligent questions I guess it keeps this thread from getting shut down. Otherwise this thread would have been gone along time ago. Why do people in Washington want to go on living, I guess it is a stupid question because anyone with half a brain would know they are too stupid in Washington to question why they want to go on living.

 Posted:   Jul 23, 2013 - 8:33 AM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

How come half time doesn't make football twice and short? It just never ends.

 Posted:   Aug 11, 2013 - 5:54 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

Why is a cropped photo of Hank Azaria appearing in the banner at the top of this messageboard?

 Posted:   Aug 11, 2013 - 6:45 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

So I take it dan the man has Sunday afternoons off?

 Posted:   Aug 11, 2013 - 6:53 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

So I take it MR JIM PHELPS does not have Sunday afternoons off, that is why he knows I have Sunday afternoons off--[ha-ha-ha-ha]

 Posted:   Aug 11, 2013 - 8:37 PM   
 By:   solium   (Member)

Why do vacuum cleaners have head lights? Do ppl vacuum in the dark?

 Posted:   Aug 11, 2013 - 9:37 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

How long did it take Howard Hughes to wear out a good pair of tissue boxes?

 Posted:   Aug 11, 2013 - 11:16 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

If Rex Harrison could have talked with the animals, would they have told him how much they enjoyed his performance in the role of Pope Julius II ?

 Posted:   Aug 12, 2013 - 6:20 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Why do postal workers at the post office clown around with each other when the lines are so long?

 Posted:   Aug 13, 2013 - 5:55 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

Is John Williams into Stickley furniture and large mica table lamps or are some of those interviews on You Tube filmed on sets?

Is John Williams also a fan of Tiffany stained glass lighting as well ?

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