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 Posted:   May 27, 2011 - 6:47 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

When Rick opens up a can of Campbell's Vegetable Soup, he separates out all the pasta letters to make absolutely sure the soup contains the entire alphabet. In the event he is missing a letter (and cannot create it from a duplicate vowel or two), he marches right back to the store to demand his money back. The Campbell Soup company no longer returns his calls.

 
 Posted:   May 27, 2011 - 7:21 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Inspired by Zimmer's Remote Control, Donna owns a company that employs a team of composers to score 85% of porn movies. and like Zimmer, porn site forums complain about how her company is taking over the porn industry with their simplistic slap bass and tenor sax ostinatos.

 
 
 Posted:   May 27, 2011 - 8:45 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Every Saturday evening, The Random Guy puts on a suit and cruises the local banquet halls. When he finds a wedding reception, he walks in..not to drink or eat.....he simply sneaks up behind a group having their photos taken (in a Zelig-like fashion).

 
 Posted:   May 27, 2011 - 9:40 AM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

Donna thougth the TV show "lost in space" was about Custom Furniture Design
at buckingham palace

 
 
 Posted:   May 27, 2011 - 10:38 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

OFF TOPIC: I'm off on vacation for a week, but will try to catch up on my iPad.

ON TOPIC: Dogbelle never met a fire engine he didn't want to ride on or chase. This makes for potentially embarrassing situations when Mrs. Dogbelle accompanies him walking in public.

 
 Posted:   May 27, 2011 - 11:47 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Donna used to think a flautist was something you wore on a rainy day

 
 
 Posted:   May 28, 2011 - 6:09 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

random guy wrote every episode of GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. That's why he doesn't use his real name, Harry Cox, on these message boards.

 
 
 Posted:   May 29, 2011 - 1:25 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

MEC takes scales to the supermarket to verify that the stated weight of every item he buys is indeed correct.

 
 
 Posted:   May 29, 2011 - 8:07 AM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

Rick15 has a DVD of the Pamela Anderson-Lee sex tape for eleven years now. In a few weeks, he'll actually save up enough to buy a DVD player to watch it on.

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2011 - 8:58 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

MEC became a catholic priest just to have an excuse to wear robes

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2011 - 9:21 AM   
 By:   drivingmissdaisy   (Member)

Random guy isn't very random at all.

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2011 - 11:35 AM   
 By:   CindyLover   (Member)

drivingmissdaisy HATES Hoke.

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2011 - 12:16 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

CindyLover was fishing on the red sea the day Moses parted it causing him to loose the biggest fish he ever caught. till today he still holds a grudge

 
 Posted:   May 31, 2011 - 6:35 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

You might not recognize him in his latest video, but that's Random Guy wearing his Levi's 501 jeans See May 11 post above in "Soundtrack Nerds Gone Wild!"

 
 Posted:   May 31, 2011 - 6:36 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Rick15 has a DVD of the Pamela Anderson-Lee sex tape for eleven years now. In a few weeks, he'll actually save up enough to buy a DVD player to watch it on.

Off-topic: Good one, Mr. C!

 
 Posted:   Jun 1, 2011 - 6:33 AM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

all the people on this post
stay at home and watch reruns of bob bark'ers "to tell the truth"

Then e-mail each other wondering what the show was about.

 
 Posted:   Jun 1, 2011 - 8:26 AM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Dogbelle's nickname among those who know him is 'Velcro-tash'.

It's not apparent from the picture in his avatar, but his moustache is stuck to his dog's left ear, and he was unable to detach it without the aid of a 24 hour barber.

 
 Posted:   Jun 1, 2011 - 12:01 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

William bought a Revo electric hair styler thinking he could finally get his unruly locks back to the shining mane that was his youth.

http://rotatinghairbrush.org/revo-rotating-hair-brush/

He was wrong. It got stuck and had to be cut out.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 2, 2011 - 6:10 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

DinB always sits close to his TV screen and kisses it every time he sees Lucille Ball on the tube.

 
 Posted:   Jun 2, 2011 - 11:40 AM   
 By:   Warlok   (Member)

Despite the credit, Rick15 assisted Dogbelle and I in composing the first half of MASADA. That damn Goldsmith guy... yet ANOTHER title goes to that faker. But then thats politics for you.

 
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