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 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 11:36 AM   
 By:   filmusicnow   (Member)

How about "What Is The Best Film Score To Have Teeth Drilled By?"

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 11:44 AM   
 By:   The REAL BJBien   (Member)

I can't resist but I tried!

"How the fuck has Georges Delerue composed 350+ scores and I've never heard of him, his music, or the films before I joined FSM?"

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 11:52 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Composers you would like to spoon with

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 11:57 AM   
 By:   mstrox   (Member)

"Ponies Ponies Ponies!"

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 12:00 PM   
 By:   MOsdtks   (Member)

The Birds; Extended soundtrack demanded!

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 12:14 PM   
 By:   John McMasters   (Member)

These Bootlegs Sound Awesome! Sample Clips Provided!

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 1:03 PM   
 By:   Scott M (Oldsmith)   (Member)

Steve Jablonsky scores Brett Ratner's new film "Citizen Kane II."

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 1:09 PM   
 By:   Scott M (Oldsmith)   (Member)

I'm laughing at a bunch of these. But honestly, if you wanted to stay really true to the original idea of the thread, you'd have to come up with a title that would be a guaranteed lock. Something political, religious or attacking a sexual orientation.

I don't know how funny that would be though…

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 1:11 PM   
 By:   theMaestraX   (Member)

Adolf Hitler said 'He loved the music of Jewish film Composers!'

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 1:16 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Themes composed whiles the composers were dropping a deuce

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 3:06 PM   
 By:   moviescore1   (Member)


How about "Soundtracks I want chicks to make out to?"

Or " Which liner notes do you like to take to the toilet for in depth reading ?"

ROTFL!!! Mike I love the 2nd title! I wouldnt reveal the title of the liner notes though, it might affect my cd trade .lol! But Ive read every FSM issue there!

You could change the title of the 2nd post to:

"Which liner notes in your collection have been 'flagged'?" (Seinfield reference)

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 4:04 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Rozsa, Herrmann, Goldsmith & Williams. Talentless Hacks?

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 4:23 PM   
 By:   Francis   (Member)

How do I meet a girl?

Should be: How do I meet a girl at the soundtrack section of the record store? wink

other titles:

Scores to skin cats by

Williams' concerts you interrupted with your cell phone playing the Star Trek theme

Sesame Street needs a score release please sign my petition

CDs will be replaced by downloads, and downloads will be replaced by clouds and clouds vaporise.

Goldsmith is dead (Nietzsche)

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 4:28 PM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

How do I meet a girl?

I think that was a real thread.

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 5:07 PM   
 By:   Neil S. Bulk   (Member)

How about "What Is The Best Film Score To Have Teeth Drilled By?"
Marathon Man, of course.

Does Gianna Michaels Enjoy Film Scores?


 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 5:12 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

boxers or briefs: which do male composers prefer

best score for whiles toking on that halflings' leaf

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 5:31 PM   
 By:   Basil Wrathbone   (Member)

" Which liner notes do you like to take to the toilet for in depth reading ?"

MMM's concertina liner notes are best for this, unraveling to a length suitable for at least four consecutive seatings.
Each panel is the exact same size as a traditional piece of toilet paper, but MMM has thoughtfully provided an extra-thin single ply, for increased softness.

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 5:46 PM   
 By:   Kevin Costigan   (Member)

"What's the best way to get my Pee Pee out of the hole without breaking the Disc?"

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 6:32 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

James Horner- Owes millions to dead classical composers----------Jerry Goldsmith-With a hairstyle like that how did he ever get a woman?FEMALES AND FILM MUSIC-Why so few woman know about good music?--------------THE JAMES HORNER STORY- Where did we hear that music before.The ENNIO MORRICONE STORY- I lived my life in a cave.THE AMERICAN MUSIC DISASTER-Why the best classical and film composers of all time are not Americans.THE QUINCY JONES STORY-The Mercury years, how come i didn't get a bullet through my head.MY THIS IS FUN, THE BEST THREAD OF ALL TIME, I WILL BE BACK.

 Posted:   Apr 18, 2012 - 6:41 PM   
 By:   MOsdtks   (Member)

Them there I-talians dont no nuttin bout moosic.

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