I'm laughing at a bunch of these. But honestly, if you wanted to stay really true to the original idea of the thread, you'd have to come up with a title that would be a guaranteed lock. Something political, religious or attacking a sexual orientation.
" Which liner notes do you like to take to the toilet for in depth reading ?"
MMM's concertina liner notes are best for this, unraveling to a length suitable for at least four consecutive seatings. Each panel is the exact same size as a traditional piece of toilet paper, but MMM has thoughtfully provided an extra-thin single ply, for increased softness.
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