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 Posted:   Jun 29, 2016 - 9:55 PM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

Yeah but never mind all that, whats the yellow like??! If those assholes havent got the yellow right, i cant watch it. wink

What?

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2016 - 12:21 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Yeah but never mind all that, whats the yellow like??! If those assholes havent got the yellow right, i cant watch it. wink

What?



Don't play the innocent with us, sonny. The jig's up!

big grin

 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2016 - 12:37 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2016 - 12:45 AM   
 By:   jenkwombat   (Member)

Yeah but never mind all that, whats the yellow like??! If those assholes havent got the yellow right, i cant watch it. wink

What?



Double that "What?" for me.

frown

 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2016 - 7:00 AM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

Yeah but never mind all that, whats the yellow like??! If those assholes havent got the yellow right, i cant watch it. wink

What?



Don't play the innocent with us, sonny. The jig's up!

big grin


What? What?

 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2016 - 7:24 AM   
 By:   Thomas   (Member)

Now You See Me - 3/10

Watched this on Film4 here in the UK last night. Didn't like it. All pretty pointless and silly. Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman in minor roles, that Jesse guy who was in The Social Network as annoying as ever. None of it really went anywhere, fairly irritating. And I see they've made another one? Good luck with that...

 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2016 - 3:37 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

I dont believe you lot.
You comment in these threads then forget it!
Check out She wore a yellow ribbon!
And all will be pristine.

 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2016 - 4:06 PM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

I dont believe you lot.
You comment in these threads then forget it!
Check out She wore a yellow ribbon!
And all will be pristine.


Why don't you just state what you mean. I'm not interested in trying to figure out some cryptic message. What did I comment on then forget?

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 7:12 AM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

The Hateful Eight 9/10.

I thought this was a good western when I saw a 70mm showing in London, but looking at the Blu-ray, I think it's a great western (& the Blu-ray looks better than the film showing did, no scratches & the 70mm print was a little bit too blue). And it didn't seem long at all, the film wizzed by.

 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 9:09 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

The Fundamentals of Caring 3-5

The film started out strong with a crash course lesson in what it means to be a caregiver. Straight from the film, you get paid $9 dollars an hour to wipe shit off of someones ass. The pay is obscenely low, and the emotional and physical demands are far underappreciated.

I'm probably being generous with my rating based on the strong performance and chemistry between Paul Rudd and Craig Roberts. Rudd as the caregiver and Roberts as the wheelchair bound patient. Selena Gomez character seemed nonsensical, terribly written, and her performance was sub-par to say the least.

Typical of "western" films, Roberts character is bitter over his disability (understandable), but hes also quite the a-hole to anyone that comes into his life.

Rudd's character is rather cliched, and Roberts character learns nothing in the end. The "feel good" moment near the climax of the film was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen in my life.

Strange film where I enjoyed the leads a lot, but really disliked the film overall.

 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 9:20 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

L.A. Confidential (1997) 8.5/10

What a great movie. I still knew most of the dialogue and James Cromwell's performance is even better than I remember it. Not so much the Irish brogue but his menacing presence. Goldsmith's Chinatown meets Rambo score is always a delight. I wish that Curtis Hanson had done more James Ellroy novels--the whole damned L.A. Quartet by him could have been legendary.

I also have fond memories of watching this film many times with a good friend of mne who died in 2014; he really liked Russell Crowe's Bud White character.

 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 9:30 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

The Counsellor

ridley scott. Fairly ordinary tale of lawyer getting involved with severly dodgy drug people to make a quick buck.
But we've seen it all before. The only thing that was brain-scarring memorable was a scene with cameron diaz and a car windscreen!
Id give that scene an 8 out of ten but the film 4 out of ten.
There must be better projects than this for Ridley scott?

 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 9:34 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Jim
i concur with your 8.5 for La conf. One if those rare films that has a lot going for it. It could be argued as much as a 9.
And one of the few films where Kim Basinger had any actual sex appeal.
Solid cast and well scripted.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 10:49 AM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

I am with you, Jim. I love L.A. Confidential. I just watched it again last week. It is a 10 out of 10 for me. The script is marvelously layered and deep, and the performances are excellent. A young Russell Crowe brought a "Steve McQueen" physicality to his role. I think one of the finest scenes is watching Kevin Spacey, after he is shot, slowly understanding what is happening. I swear you can see the light in his eyes slowing exiting. Fabulous bit of acting. This is one of my favorite films.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 11:26 AM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

By the way, Jim and Bill, by me mostly agreeing with your assessments of this movie, I have graciously given a sense of verisimilitude to your opinions. You can thank me later. smile

 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 11:50 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

I read L.A. Confidential some years back and it made me appreciate the effort that went into the film. A ton of characters and plot points were either reassigned or dropped altogether, the passage of time, and a whole lot of other imo messy Ellroy concepts and disorganization. I suppose this was necessary with adapting someone like James Jones, as well. L.A. Confidential is a script adaptation done so well--perhaps the best I've ever seen, though you people will no doubt list numerous other examples.

 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 11:59 AM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

NUMBER ONE (1969) 4/10

When I discovered recently that this was out as a MOD DVD release since last November, I thought of getting it, but then looked to see if it was available on Amazon Prime streaming, and it was, for just $3.99 and in 1080p HD. As I can hear Heston himself say, "To hell with a DVD!" So, I watched it last week.

I saw it when it originally came out in '69 when I was ten. I was obsessed with PLANET OF THE APES from the year before, so my dad just had to take me to a re-issue of BEN-HUR in '69 and then NUMBER ONE later that same year. The story is about a pro football quarterback, named Ron "Cat" Catlan, for the New Orleans Saints whose best days are now behind him and he's not dealing with it too well to say the least.

Since my dad wasn't into football back then any more than I am now, I can't imagine he much enjoyed this movie, which is sometimes sarcastically referred as NUMBER TWO, because as a drama that's pretty much what it is. It was directed by Tom Gries, who had done the great western WILL PENNY with Heston in early '67, but this movie just didn't have a chance. The script is the problem, it's poorly developed and just doesn't project any true understanding of its main character, and Heston projected too much intelligence to be this asshole of a guy that just can't deal with the reality of his aging. The supporting cast is great, but it's all a waste. Why all involved went with the script they had, I don't understand.

The story seemed to have great appeal to Heston, but I think he's miscast. Apparently, many others did too. Here's something from the Wikipedia page on the movie:

Despite having All-Pro signal-caller Billy Kilmer as an instructor, Charlton Heston did not make a very convincing pro quarterback. "I marveled at how skinny he was in a Saints uniform," said local DJ Bob Walker, who was an extra in the movie. "It hung on him like a cheap suit three sizes too big. When the cameras weren't rolling we watched him try to throw some passes. His receiver was 10-20 yards away and his alleged passes didn't come close." Joe Wendryhoski, who basically played himself in the film as the Saints center, called Heston "a great guy, very sociable" who unfortunately "didn't have an athletic bone in his body. As a quarterback, he left a lot to be desired."

In the final scene when Catlan is crushed by the Dallas defense (actually portrayed by Saints players Mike Tilleman, Dave Rowe and Fred Whittingham), neither Heston nor the producer felt the hit on him was realistic enough, so Heston asked them to cut loose to really make it look authentic. On the second take, the trio slammed the actor to the ground, breaking three of his ribs.


According to Heston in his biography, they only broke one of his ribs.

I met Heston once, at Macy's in NYC where he was doing a book signing for his first book, "An Actor's Life," in late '78 or early '79. As someone who had grown up with him as one of my major movie "heroes," it was a depressingly underwhelming experience. He wasn't anywhere near as imposing as he usually appeared on the screen. Although he was tall (I think 6'3"), he was indeed slim framed. All I can say is, gee how the camera does lie. I shook hands with him and he had the most delicate of fingers and soft skin as if he'd never worked a day in his life. He also had the strangest red hair. Of course, later I learned he wore a toupee. He had very little to say to the many people that were there, and to me, he seemed quite ill at ease. At the time, I knew nothing of his politics.

Of course, I've since learned quite a lot of uncomplimentary things about Heston that mostly concern, putting aside his politics and NRA involvement, his pretentiousness as an actor and general narcissism. Director Ted Post had little good to say about him (and he knew him since their days in NYC in the early '50s), but his co-star in both WILL PENNY and NUMBER ONE, Bruce Dern, said in his autobiography that he was told by some before he worked with Heston that "you probably won't like him," but Dern found he did like him. L.Q. Jones, who worked with Heston in MAJOR DUNDEE, said of his screen acting style, "Heston was a "poser." I think that was something also said of John Wayne's screen acting. I'm currently reading a memoir by James Garner, who simply calls Heston "a stiff."

I'll just say that I find Heston only as good as his script and director, and just leave it at that, except for this advice, DON'T meet your movie heroes and don't go out of your way to see NUMBER ONE.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 3:35 PM   
 By:   The Wanderer   (Member)

Veronica Guerin - 7.5/10 - Well acted and thoughtful and certainly a worthy character to show in a film, i remember her killing at the time, it was very sad. What is appalling is that all of the filth who had her murdered are out of prison already and nobody was done her killing anyway.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 9:36 AM   
 By:   The Wanderer   (Member)

Fright Night Part 2 - 5.5/10 - It's an okay watch. Nowhere near as good as the original. Julie Carmen is sultry as the main vampire and the werewolf guy is good fun. There are some really nice prosthetic effects in this, my favourite being the melting skull. The film itself has too many dull stretches, and the main character is actually pretty annoying on several occasions, especially when trying to be "cool". There is some unintentional hilarity in a rollerskating vampire and the dance choreography. The score is nice again, like the first one, but less memorable like the film.

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 7:12 PM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

GREYSTOKE, THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES (1984) 5.5/10

THE LEGEND OF TARZAN (2016) 6/10

A couple nights ago I watched on Blu-ray the 1984 GREYSTOKE again in preparation for the new Tarzan movie. I saw GREYSTOKE when it first came out. I wasn't that crazy about it then and I'm still not. In no way would I call this film a classic, other than that it's now just past 32 years old and still has some entertainment value (it's at least well-produced), but it's also very much a slightly ill-conceived mess. I guess the idea behind it was to make the original Tarzan origin story more plausible and somehow less fantastic. Only problem with that is that the concept is utterly absurd and there's no way around it. They try very hard to deal realistically with the apes in this movie, which are presented as regular chimpanzees, represented by probably the best ape suits ever created. Kudos to Rick Baker and his team on this one, and to the performers in the suits. 32 years later, some of it still marvels.

There's just one problem.... the apes in the original Edgar Rice Burroughs stories weren't chimpanzees, but a fictional species of chimp/gorilla-like apes with their own language. In real life, a group of chimpanzees would not adopt a human infant, no matter how heartbroken a mother chimp was over her own dead infant. Instead what they most assuredly would do is eat it! How do I know this, because it's been recorded in our real world, at least one incident of a baby snatched by a rogue chimpanzee that was later tracked down and found happily munching away on what was the infant's face.

Also there's just the almost impossible job of suspending disbelief and accepting that a human infant could survive all of the conditions of an African rain forest to then reach healthy adulthood. Hell, even a large percentage of actual apes don't survive it.

So, it's really ridiculous to try and present the Tarzan legend as anything other than the absurd Science Fiction fantasy that it is. And it's becomes quite sillier when the film moves to England and Tarzan has the expected problems trying to fit in to 19th century British culture.

It seems apparent the filmmakers weren't quite sure what they were doing, and ultimately the movie just seems a lament of the entire Tarzan concept and therefore utterly pointless.

The same can't be said of the new 2016 movie, which fully embraces it's pulp origins and complete absurdity. The film should have begun with the title "Long, long ago.... In an Africa that never was..." it's almost that unrealistic. The apes this time are present as more gorilla-like, which is good as gorillas are complete vegetarians and wouldn't automatically eat baby Tarzan, but the film later states that the apes aren't actually gorillas, so the new movie is actually closer to Burroughs than the '84 version.

Unfortunately this new take on Tarzan doesn't have a very interesting or complicated story and is rather boringly predictable. Yet it still manages to be passably entertaining if not entirely thrilling. The less than convincing CGI world it creates doesn't help things. It didn't seem to me to be quite as photo-realistic as it needed to be and the apes weren't up to the standards now set by the modern PLANET OF THE APES reboot/prequels. And Tarzan now is presented in near-superhero mode, even swinging through the trees less like previous Tarzans and more like current Spidermans.

Even though I can't entirely recommend the latest incarnation of Tarzan, I'd still give it a slight edge over the '84 version. At least you won't be bummed out about the legend of Tarzan at the end, and some may even look forward to a sequel.

 
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