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 Posted:   Aug 5, 2014 - 5:07 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHQWlFtSptU

(Warning, sexist B.S. in this youtube.)

May this guy pray that he and I never meet. I'd love to come up with a youtube video on how to pick the perfect husband. You know what they call "payback."

 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2014 - 5:23 PM   
 By:   solium   (Member)

That was hilarious! If a women did one for men wouldn't it be the "Dumb Zone"?

 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2014 - 5:33 PM   
 By:   mastadge   (Member)

He says he came up with it, but I'm pretty sure he stole it:



Also, as I mentioned when it came up elsewhere, I really love the way he completely objectifies women and completely fails even to consider placing himself on any sort of scale. I guess in his mind his own attractiveness is irrelevant to the women he might be interested in?

 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2014 - 6:06 PM   
 By:   solium   (Member)

Whats on his belt? A gun?

 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2014 - 6:12 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHQWlFtSptU

(Warning, sexist B.S. in this youtube.)

May this guy pray that he and I never meet. I'd love to come up with a youtube video on how to pick the perfect husband. You know what they call "payback."


Oh joan, after Dave's Cows video, this made my night. I am going to cut and paste a comment from YouTube that sums up what I thought while viewing it:


" I ALWAYS look to fat, ugly, old balding men with belt clips for my sexual advice?"


When I first saw that guy, I wondered if that was a gun holster on his belt or perhaps a fanny pack or a penile pump?

Anyway joan, this was hilarious - thanks!

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2014 - 10:00 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

"May this guy pray that he and I never meet."

OHMYGOSH!
I'm praying FOR him NEVER to meet YOU, Joan!

I've seen some lunatic lectures in my lifetime, but this one zoomed straight to the top of the list within the first thirty seconds. This guy has only to take a look in the mirror to learn why women reject him. And I'm NOT making any reference to his personal appearance.
During the video it was clear that at least one male was in the "audience."
I'd LOVE to know how much that dude paid to witness this amazing lesson.

God must love stupid men.
He made tons of them…

 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2014 - 10:24 PM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)

That video was awesome! I'd love to meet the guy, he's a riot. Though all women are way above a 4 on the crazy scale. smile

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2014 - 11:07 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Glad you all are having a fun time with this silly video. This unsexy guy is absurd. I can’t help but think that he is being facetious. (Well, maybe.)

I didn’t realize idiot narrator had stolen his idea from another TV show. He can’t even be original.

Do hold him in your prayers, Chris.

Storyteller, I am a 0 on the crazy scale. My husband watched it and told me that I was a unicorn, not a tranny but a female unicorn; moreover, at the time I wasn’t even holding a spiked rolling pin. wink

 
 Posted:   Aug 6, 2014 - 12:23 AM   
 By:   Dana Wilcox   (Member)

Glad you all are having a fun time with this silly video. This unsexy guy is absurd. I can’t help but think that he is being facetious. (Well, maybe.)

I didn’t realize idiot narrator had stolen his idea from another TV show. He can’t even be original.

Do hold him in your prayers, Chris.

Storyteller, I am a 0 on the crazy scale. My husband watched it and told me that I was a unicorn, not a tranny but a female unicorn; moreover, at the time I wasn’t even holding a spiked rolling pin. wink


I think this guy gets about as many dates as George Constanza (of whom he reminded me greatly as I watched the video), but he's probably not as much fun. I'm guessing he has hair on his back and is not well endowed.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 6, 2014 - 3:55 AM   
 By:   Smitty   (Member)

The most offensive part is that this pudgy cheeseball stole the joke from one of the most unfunny sitcoms in all of history.

 
 Posted:   Aug 6, 2014 - 7:23 AM   
 By:   solium   (Member)

I find the attacks on his looks and behavior rather misplaced. He makes no judgement on what makes a women a "10". Neither was he saying how to pick up the hottest babes. Seems many missed the point of the video. Now if you want to attack his logic that's a different story. wink

 
 Posted:   Aug 6, 2014 - 12:21 PM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)



Storyteller, I am a 0 on the crazy scale. My husband watched it and told me that I was a unicorn, not a tranny but a female unicorn; moreover, at the time I wasn’t even holding a spiked rolling pin. wink



See, all guys aren't so bad. He's a keeper. smile

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 6, 2014 - 12:52 PM   
 By:   neotrinity   (Member)



Well, geez, Joan, gag us with a matrix spoon, but when we first came upon
your title, we thought Ron had finally brought forth his brilliantly-belated
bouquet to U (humanly IMperfections and all) ... big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 6, 2014 - 3:25 PM   
 By:   Richard-W   (Member)

Sexist B.S. is exactly what it is. What a loopy and misguided "seminar." Nobody can take that advice even remotely seriously. The guy would be funny if he weren't so pathetic. What does he need the sidearm for? to fend off attacks from the whimmen? Seriously, for all the posturing on display, a man doesn't usually stoop to such lows unless he's been hurt and has unresolved issues from a relationship. He needs a friend -- female -- to straighten out his bent head and advise him on a new wardrobe. Otherwise he'll end up joining the backlash.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 6, 2014 - 4:10 PM   
 By:   betenoir   (Member)

Sexist B.S. is exactly what it is. What a loopy and misguided "seminar." Nobody can take that advice even remotely seriously. The guy would be funny if he weren't so pathetic. What does he need the sidearm for? to fend off attacks from the whimmen? Seriously, for all the posturing on display, a man doesn't usually stoop to such lows unless he's been hurt and has unresolved issues from a relationship. He needs a friend -- female -- to straighten out his bent head and advise him on a new wardrobe. Otherwise he'll end up joining the backlash.

You mean you actually thought this was supposed to be taken seriously??? Come on, this guy has his tongue so far in his cheek it's surprising he didn't poke a hole in his mouth. It's meant to be funny, not serious.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 6, 2014 - 5:19 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Hey Richard, send me that guy’s address, and I will certainly become his friend in order to straighten him out. Sure I will.

Betenior, I also think that he has his tongue firmly planted in his cheek. I do struggle a bit with the humor.

You all should read the comments posted at youtube. They are a mixed bag. Some accuse him of blatant sexism and some just say he is being funny and doesn’t want to be taken seriously. I do get that.

Where I personally struggle is with dealing with what I call “isms.” He does use some stereotypes. The whole idea of “hotness” bothers both genders. Eating disorders and tons of plastic surgeries emerge too often in the pursuit of becoming “hot.” Men can also be negatively impacted if they think they are not “hot” enough. Wife Zone says all women are at least a 4 or above on the “crazy” scale which implies women are too emotional and not very learned or logical. Even though he is sort of “kidding,” it still utilizes some stereotypes. Also, I don’t like to see men being placed on a “stupid or a hot” scale. (There are a lot of SMART men on this board.)

I don’t think anyone would do this chart about how to find the perfect Jewish woman or man. That is called Anti-Semitism. I doubt anyone would put certain races on these scales and call it funny. That is called racism. I doubt if such posters would get away with those two “isms” by saying they should not be taken seriously. And yet, people can poke fun a gender, call it funny and then be aghast when called on sexism. Those who are offended by sexism are basically told that they are too sensitive or are over reacting. Sexism is the one “ism” that is supposed to not bother us as long as it is COUCHED in humor, and I guess I struggle with this as I struggle with all “isms.” (Just my humble opinion.)

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 7, 2014 - 12:10 AM   
 By:   Regie   (Member)

How to "pick" the perfect wife? Like, it's a smorgasbord and you get to choose what you want from the 'menu'. Are men so blessed in the good old USA that they CAN pick and choose.

"Oh, I'll have that one; her waist is smaller and she's an airhead".

"No, not that one - she can think for herself!"

And so it goes....

Choosing the perfect man? If you're fortunate enough to meet one who serendipitously ticks all the right boxes for you AND is willing to commit....I'd say that's luck rather than good management.

 
 Posted:   Aug 7, 2014 - 7:02 AM   
 By:   solium   (Member)

So now spammers (lolo075249) slip their little messages in the middle of a conversation. Still mighty fail.

 
 Posted:   Aug 10, 2014 - 2:15 PM   
 By:   msmith   (Member)

Pick one with nerves made of steel like Carol Burnett...otherwise...:


 
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