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 Posted:   Jan 11, 2009 - 1:22 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Joan Rivers new book, a how-to guide for women about plastic surgery (she'd know, huh?), plus comedy.

I heard her the other day promoting it on NPR. Sounds funny, if a little spooky coming from someone who's not exactly the poster child for great plastic surgery.

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Men-Are-Stupid-and-They-Like-Big-Boobs/Joan-Rivers/e/9781416599227

 
 Posted:   Jan 11, 2009 - 1:24 PM   
 By:   LeHah   (Member)

I don't really care for Joan Rivers outside of Spaceballs - but thats a funny title!

 
 Posted:   Jan 11, 2009 - 2:21 PM   
 By:   Steve Johnson   (Member)

It reminds of the MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN episode when Al Bundy anounces to Peggy, Marcie and Jefferson that his choice for the movie for them to go see was the Joseph H.Zipper production of "THEY EXPLODED OUT OF THEIR BRAS"

 
 Posted:   Jan 11, 2009 - 2:27 PM   
 By:   LeHah   (Member)

They may be fake - but man do they shake - AT THE NUDIE BAR!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 11, 2009 - 3:16 PM   
 By:   Montana Dave   (Member)

Hmmmm, ya know, there may be some truth to this!



 
 Posted:   Jan 11, 2009 - 4:01 PM   
 By:   nuts_score   (Member)

I don't really care for Joan Rivers outside of Spaceballs - but thats a funny title!

You liked Spaceballs?

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 11, 2009 - 4:18 PM   
 By:   antipodean   (Member)

"All men love breasts and all women love breasts - because they are our first meal. Breasts are God's Big Macs."

- Eric Idle

 
 Posted:   Jan 11, 2009 - 7:45 PM   
 By:   Holly Mitchell   (Member)

"All men love breasts and all women love breasts - because they are our first meal. Breasts are God's Big Macs."

- Eric Idle


OMG! That is hilarious - Eric Idle is the man d^_^b

"Men have two major organs, the brain and the penis, and only enough blood..."

- Eric Idle

 
 Posted:   Jan 12, 2009 - 10:17 AM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

It reminds of the MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN episode when Al Bundy anounces to Peggy, Marcie and Jefferson that his choice for the movie for them to go see was the Joseph H.Zipper production of "THEY EXPLODED OUT OF THEIR BRAS"

I cannot read this without snickering uncontrollably.

 
 Posted:   Jan 12, 2009 - 10:23 AM   
 By:   Steve Johnson   (Member)

It reminds of the MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN episode when Al Bundy anounces to Peggy, Marcie and Jefferson that his choice for the movie for them to go see was the Joseph H.Zipper production of "THEY EXPLODED OUT OF THEIR BRAS"

I cannot read this without snickering uncontrollably.



You should have heard ME dying laughing when I first saw that episode. I couldn't stop.

 
 Posted:   Jan 12, 2009 - 11:06 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

I don't really care for Joan Rivers outside of Spaceballs - but thats a funny title!

You liked Spaceballs?



What was not to like? wink

 
 Posted:   Jan 12, 2009 - 1:04 PM   
 By:   LeHah   (Member)

You should have heard ME dying laughing when I first saw that episode. I couldn't stop.

Married... With Children has probably the single funniest moment I've ever seen in a sitcom, involving Kelly trying to do a book report on Moby Dick.

Al: "What's the question?"
Kelly: "Call WHO Ishmael?"

 
 Posted:   Jan 12, 2009 - 1:27 PM   
 By:   Steve Johnson   (Member)

One of my all time favorites was when the family was sleeping overnight in the shoe store and Kelly is all tricked out in a short leather mini-skirt so she can sneak out and cat around- she wakes Al and grabs a shoe to pretend to be a manniquin- Al rubs his eyes and mutters, "Damned manniquins, they all look like hookers!"

 
 Posted:   Jan 12, 2009 - 1:34 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

"Damned manniquins, they all look like hookers!"

Rivers is right. It all comes back to big boobs with you fellas.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 12, 2009 - 1:58 PM   
 By:   CinemaScope   (Member)

Let's hear it for small pert breasts, a bloody site sexier than those big beach balls covered in skin.

 
 Posted:   Nov 21, 2013 - 5:02 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Case in point....

http://nypost.com/2013/09/27/death-fake-son-tracked-down-in-ohio/

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 21, 2013 - 5:30 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

ERIC IDLE was wrong, both men and woman's first meal came months before the breast, unless your a dumb politician from a certain province in Canada.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 21, 2013 - 5:31 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

delete

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 22, 2013 - 12:43 AM   
 By:   CindyLover   (Member)

"Damned manniquins, they all look like hookers!"

Rivers is right. It all comes back to big boobs with you fellas.


Unless your tastes run more to the likes of Charlize Theron and Kristen Bell.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 22, 2013 - 3:03 AM   
 By:   Ian J.   (Member)

I prefer a nicely shaped breast over anything big anytime. But then, I'm not stupid either, allegedly...

 
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