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 Posted:   Jun 30, 2012 - 3:43 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

What kind of fun can a fella have in a hotel room that wouldn't otherwise be available at home? (I'm at a conference in Baltimore.)

Me, I think I could eat off the bathroom floor it's so clean here.

Any ideas?

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2012 - 4:23 PM   
 By:   Montana Dave   (Member)


David - do something...wild and crazy. Since your hotel is so clean, why not order room service (but specify a cute hotel worker). Then, let yourself go.



 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2012 - 5:12 PM   
 By:   Sirusjr   (Member)

That is sure an enticing suggestion. I always like the thought of leaving the windows open in the hotel so someone can see while you are going at it with a special friend.

 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2012 - 6:09 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

David - do something...wild and crazy. Since your hotel is so clean, why not order room service (but specify a cute hotel worker). Then, let yourself go.



You'd think that in any hotel, the lifeguard would be the cutest dude on the premises.

But if the one here is any indication, the man from room service isn't going to be much of a looker....

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2012 - 6:32 PM   
 By:   Marlene   (Member)

Some very dirrrrrty dudes around here! big grin

Public copulation, cute po**stars... bliss wink

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2012 - 7:24 PM   
 By:   ChristianKühn   (Member)

Why is it that gay men usually suffer from Blue Ballitis? Gott im Himmel... big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2012 - 7:30 PM   
 By:   Marlene   (Member)

Why is it that gay men usually suffer from Blue Ballitis? Gott im Himmel... big grin

Der hat damit nix zu tun big grin

Blue Ballitis! I laughed so much upon reading this! It´s true, sometimes I have the same impression. But don´t suffer all men from it? wink

 
 Posted:   Jun 30, 2012 - 7:39 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

I'm eating expensive, health food cereal (from the expensive supermarket) straight from the box, and getting crumbs on the carpet.

And I don't care!

big grin

 
 Posted:   Jul 1, 2012 - 1:20 AM   
 By:   Buscemi   (Member)

I have a friend who once got a banned from a hotel room for smoking in a non-smoking room. She wasn't even told it was non-smoking (and despite it being a bad habit, you don't want to be around her when she hasn't had a cigarette for several hours). Jerky hotel people.

But anyway, I suggest buying some expensive pay-per-view movies. Because nothing says, "I'm on vacation" like watching Girl in Progress or The Raven.

 
 Posted:   Jul 1, 2012 - 7:35 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Now I'm eating 2 huge pieces of watermelon from the grocery store on the expensive (looking) desk table.

And I don't care! big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 1, 2012 - 7:43 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

Hotels are amazing, magical places, aren't they?

There is a saying (and I forget by whom, so don't anyone rag on me for paraphrasing) that goes, "When you are in a hotel, you are in an alternate reality". Having worked in one a long time ago I can tell you that it's true, from a guest perspective as well as an employee perspective. In so many ways, anything goes.

The most important thing I learned? You can pretty much do whatever you want in an elevator as long as you keep the Emergency Stop button firmly pressed! big grin

 
 Posted:   Jul 1, 2012 - 7:51 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)


The most important thing I learned? You can pretty much do whatever you want in an elevator as long as you keep the Emergency Stop button firmly pressed! big grin


Made me laugh!

Dude, do you have "like" button? 'Cause I wanna push it right now. smile

 
 Posted:   Jul 1, 2012 - 7:54 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)


But anyway, I suggest buying some expensive pay-per-view movies. Because nothing says, "I'm on vacation" like watching Girl in Progress or The Raven.


Nothing says "I'm sooooooooo out of the loop" like the fact that I have no idea what these movies are.

I seem only to pay for movies that were made at least 40 years ago.

Unless they're MAGIC MIKE, which I'm considering seeing in a real theater (not something I do often, considering how dorky audiences are in theaters now).

 
 Posted:   Jul 1, 2012 - 8:21 PM   
 By:   Buscemi   (Member)

Girl in Progress is a drama where Eva Mendes plays a single mother who struggles to relate to her daughter (the mother is very child-like and a high school dropout, the daughter acts much more grown-up and goes to a prestigious high school). Much like Neil Simon's Only When I Laugh, but in Seattle. Never played anywhere near me but I liked what I saw in the trailer.

The Raven is the movie where John Cusack plays Edgar Allan Poe. Got awful reviews but looked a lot like Sherlock Holmes in an American setting.

As for Magic Mike, the whole thing strikes me as a vanity project for one of Hollywood's worst actors (it's basically a biopic for Channing Tatum).

 
 Posted:   Jul 1, 2012 - 9:40 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

I seem only to pay for movies that were made at least 40 years ago.

Unless they're MAGIC MIKE, which I'm considering seeing in a real theater (not something I do often, considering how dorky audiences are in theaters now).



Dude, if you don't see MAGIC MIKE in the theater, your gay license will be revoked.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 2, 2012 - 12:49 AM   
 By:   Marlene   (Member)

Somehow I´m starting to think about the Overlook Hotel... smile

 
 Posted:   Jul 2, 2012 - 1:11 AM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

Leave your door unlocked and post the room number on the hook-up section of Craigslist.

 
 Posted:   Jul 2, 2012 - 5:34 AM   
 By:   Buscemi   (Member)

But don't ask about the "wet work".

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 2, 2012 - 9:52 AM   
 By:   Montana Dave   (Member)

David - do something...wild and crazy. Since your hotel is so clean, why not order room service (but specify a cute hotel worker). Then, let yourself go.



You'd think that in any hotel, the lifeguard would be the cutest dude on the premises.

But if the one here is any indication, the man from room service isn't going to be much of a looker....




Good news Berkeley Dave, the Lifeguard you spotted was a temp, the regular Lifeguard, Jean Claude, is back from Holiday in France. Bon chance! Oh, drop towels all over the floor after all, you don't have to pick them up. And now that I'm looking at Jean Claude, perhaps you'd want to?

 
 Posted:   Jul 2, 2012 - 10:17 AM   
 By:   mastadge   (Member)

Picture taken of a chair in a hotel room. Someone was having fun!

 
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