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SEASON 5:
"The Perils of Polling"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6qtmt1 (load is slowed down, more so than usual)
Highlights:
3:50 in.
4:41 in. Pig savin' music.
19:55 in.
21:30 in.
22:07 in.
"The Buck Stops Here"
By: John O'Connor
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6oq013 (load sped up some)
Highlights:
16:45 in.
17:40 in.
"I Don't Want to Wait ..."
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6oq014 (load sped up some)
Highlights:
3:14 in.
Bobby is going to turn thirteen years old. And he's a few months older than Joseph.
Dooley: "Joseph likes to watch."
"Spin the Choice"
By: John O'Connor
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6qtmt3 (load is slowed down)
I used the speed up option and went one higher, so my highlight times are based on that.
Highlights:
8:34 in.
9:52 in.
13:45 in.
Dale: "You should know I'm highly carcinogenic."
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Continuing SEASON 5:
"Peggy Makes the Big Leagues"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6oq150
Highlights:
2:37/2:53/3:22/10:41 in.
5:42 in.
11:38 in.
Cues that are more western than country.
Peggy: "We are going to his mother. And we are going to tell on you!"
"When Cotton Comes Marching Home"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6yyqvs (load is slowed down)
Highlights:
3:24 in.
14:36 in. Chuck Mangione manages to sneak in "Feels so Good" into the parade music. Also, the cue that follows it for Cotton stealing his Cadillac back (continued after the commercial break.).
20:05 in.
20:25 in.
"What Makes Bobby Run?"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x58s3cs
Highlights:
3:29 in.
10:16 in.
"'Twas the Nut Before Christmas"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x59x5hh
Highlights:
3:39 in. Christmas music.
6:59 in.
Since in the season four episode ""Hank's Bad Hair Day"", Peggy said Christmas was only eight months away, so that means the last twelve episodes have taken place during that time.
Dale: "Why do you hate love, Hank?"
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Continuing SEASON 5:
"Chasing Bobby"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x58s3co
Highlights:
0:26 in.
1:59/3:20 in. The fake movie music.
8:01 in.
13:13 in.
16:00 in.
18:19 in.
Hank: "Ah, how much longer would you say you'd have to be this close to my face?" (to the eye doctor)
"Yankee Hankee"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x58s3cz
Highlights:
5:50 in.
7:05 in.
9:12/11:49/12:12/16:40 in.
16:03 in.
Hank: "Ugh, old-guy breath!"
"Hank and the Great Glass Elevator"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x59tnft
Highlights:
2:58 in.
11:40 in.
19:38 in.
18:44 in.
Bill: "She's taking me to a fancy ball, so I should probably shower."
"Now Who's the Dummy?"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6z280f (load is slowed down a little)
Highlights:
3:17 in.
9:30 in.
16:15 in.
Hank: "My son is playing with dolls. There, I said it."
"Ho, Yeah!"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6wzgci (load is slowed down)
Highlights:
13:53/14:46 in. Hank's 1970's-ish pimp music.
15:36 in. More 1970's-ish pimp music.
16:29 in. Yet more 1970's-ish pimp music.
19:35 in. Still more 1970's-ish pimp music.
21:03 in. And more 1970's-ish pimp music.
22:35 in. And an outtro and end credits in a 1970's-ish pimp music style..
Hank: "From now on the only woman I'm pimpin' is sweet lady propane. And I'm trickin' her out all over this town."
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Continuing SEASON 5:
"The Exterminator"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x59lhre
Highlights:
0:53 in.
8:09 in.
16:29 in. Over a minute of bug killing music.
Boss: "Oh, you're bald," after taking off Dale's hat, And not in an attractive way like Sean Connery."
"Luanne Virgin 2.0"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x59lhry
Highlights:
6:07 in.
10:22 in. Swing, Swing, Wing!-like music.
15:24 in.
1606 in.
1825 in.
Meanwhile, in the animation studio:
"So, how do we animate hardening nipples on a woman?"
(yeah, that conversation likely had to take place!)
Church Lady: "Okay, people, who's ready to engage in a frank and openg discussion on fornication?"
Hank: "May I remind you that there is a poster of Jesus behind that ping pong table."
Hank: "She is no logner interesting in catching what you are throwing, mister."
"Hank's Choice"
By: John O'Connor
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6rr8w7 (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
4:57/5:22 in.
15:40 in.
21:34/22:44 in.
Bill: "You know, Hank, I could take in Ladybird; she sniffed me once and didn't look un-pleased."
"It's Not Easy Being Green"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6oiqze
Highlights:
8:35 in.
16:45/17:25 in. Maybe 20:19 can start it off.
"The Trouble with Gribbles"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6z43on (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
5:23 in.
16:11/16:50 in.
19:24 in.
Nancy is 40 years old.
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Finishing SEASON 5:
"Hank's Back Story"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5yi6qd
Highlights:
12:00 in.
16:05 in.
19:03 in.
Peggy says this is the fifth of eighth time Hank's back has given out "this year", but that means the instances would have taken place in the short periods between episodes, as the show moved along at almost the same time as passed in real life.
Doctor: "Mr. Hill, you were born with no muscles mass here, no cushioning. For years you've been basically sitting on your spine. You suffer fro ma disease called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome, or D.G.S.."
Hank: "I ... I don't understand. Wh-what does that mean?"
Doctor: "Mister Hill, you have no ass."
(I looked this up and yes -- it's a real condition!)
Cotton: "Good God, Hank, you're wearing butt boobies!"
"Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x59d3ie
Highlights:
1:23/1:45/2:23 in.
4:16 in.
4:58 in.
6:24 in.
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SEASON 6:
"Bobby Goes Nuts"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ry3ck (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
20:24 in.
20:47/22:49 in.
Bobby: "There's nothing about the YMCA that's right for me."
"Soldier of Misfortune"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ry3cj (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
2:30 in.
8:28/10:38 in. Sneaking around music. Two and-a-half minutes long.
14:19 in.
16:49 in.
19:38 in.
Dale: "If you guys are seen with me, Mr. Big will kill you too, so get out of here! Hank, Boomhauer, you got a lot to live for! Bill ... you can stay or go, doesn't matter."
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Continuing SEASON 6:
"Torch Song Hillogy"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x58zv48
Highlights:
0:27 in. Music for the Olympics.
1:55/2:21 in.
9:20 in.
14:04/14:21/17:03 in.
16:14 in.
"Joust Like a Woman"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6z731y (load is slowd down some)
Highlights:
14:54/16:15 in.
18:14/19:20 in.
19:55/21:13 in.
22:15 in.
"The Bluegrass Is Always Greener"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5a5ouf
Highlights:
1:58 in.
18:12 in.
A score for the "Firefly" fans.
Dale's birthday is the same as Van Cliburn's (July 12). Cliburn died about eleven years after this episode was made.m
Khan dyes his hair.
Hank: "Please lord, give her a cramp. If it's thy will."
Hank: "Yes, we are going to have fun, but you know what's not fun? Being ill-prepared."
"The Substitute Spanish Prisoner"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x57bgjp
Highlights:
11:09 in.
12:53 in.
16:15/17:14/17:25 in.
18:04 in.
I like that surprise ending -- didn't see that one coming.
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Continuing SEASON 6:
"Unfortunate Son"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6s84w0 (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
9:12 in.
15:28 in.
15:37 in.
21:10 in.
"You There God, It's Me Margaret Hill"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x59lhq7
Highlights:
6:52 in.
7:30 in.
8:37 in. The fake TV series music.
14:35 in.
16:05 in.
Peggy's behavior is not only out-of-character, but just awful.
Peggy says this is her first call to be a substitute teacher in three months, so that means the two months have passed between this episode and the one before this one.
Hank: "That's a clean-burning Hell, I tell you what."
"Tankin' It to the Streets"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6z9860 (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
4:49 in.
6:28 in.
7:37 in.
9:02 in.
16:50 in.
19:33/20:10/21:19 in.
Hank: "Is this what I my tax dollars are going for? To put hair on Bill's back?"
"Of Mice and Little Green Men"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc3wj (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
9:57/10:40 in.
15:09/15:54/17:24 in.
20:23 in.
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Continuing SEASON 6:
"A Man Without a Country Club"
By: John O'Connor
No link provided since I didn't cite anything.
Highlights:
Nothing.
Hank used to sell tractors. And yes, I figured there probably are such a thing as a propane-powered tractors and sure enough there is!
"Yes, there are no two ways about it; he's super white!" (about Hank)
"Beer and Loathing"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6zbbgr (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
12:08/13:49/16:39 in.
"Fun with Jane and Jane"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5a1su0
Highlights:
16:37 in.
17:17 in.
17:49/18:29 in.
Hank: "Excuse me, are you with the cult?"
Cult Member: "We're not a cult; we're an organization that promotes love and--"
Hank: "Yeah, this is it."
Hank: "This is a job for meat."
"My Own Private Rodeo"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x57obhw
Highlights:
7:38 in.
15:48 in.
18:02 in.
John Redcorn has a sister (not seen).
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Finishing SEASON 6:
"Sug Night"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x57obib
Highlights:
3:10/4:29 in.
9:44 in.
10:13 in.
14:57 in.
18:19 in.
Hank: "You know how much I like the fundamentals."
Hank: "I am not going to grill without cloths."
Naked at a nudist resort:
Hank: "Now what do you say we put on some cloths, go home, take 'em off, and have a little of the same ol' same ol'?"
"Dang Ol' Love"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6zd617 (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
0:31 in.
1:05 in.
11:50 in.
19:27 in.
Dale: "I'm not leaving without my urine. I left it sitting in the toilet!"
"Returning Japanese"
By: John Frizzell
Part 1: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6unckz (load is slowed down more than usual)
Part 2: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6uodct (load is slowed down more than usual)
Highlights:
Part 1:
2:00 in.
4:37 in. Indian music.
5:55 in.
6:17 in.
9:39 in.
12:26 in.
15:38 in.
17:43 in.
Part 2:
1:30 in.
5:15 in.
9:39/11:37/12:57 in.
14:40 in.
16:00 in.
18:20 in.
19:08 in.
22:30 in.
23:25 in.
Cotton says he's slept with 273 women.
Hank wonders if there is such a thing as a propane-powered robot. About seven years later, DARPA’s Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot was announced; yes, it can run on propane (amongst other fuels).
Peggy: "There is nothing to worry about! He is just fighting his urge to kill you!"
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Continuing SEASON 7:
"Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Watcha Gonna Do"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6v7brb (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
13:31 in.
17:30 in.
20:12 in.
"Goodbye Normal Jeans"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6v807m (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
0:27 in.
11:39 in.
14:52 in.
17:07/18:22 in.
20:34 in.
21:07 in.
Why would bobby ask if the living room couch was ever an outdoor couch? the entire house, including the furniture, was cleaned like two years ago.
Is this the first prime-time non-cable animated series to show a woman breast feeding?
Hank: "There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed!"
"Dances with Dogs"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x57uknj
Highlights:
17:25 in.
Bobby: "It's called musical canine freestyle!"
Hank: "Liar!"
Bobby: "No, no, no -- look! It's a real thing! They have contests and everything. It started up in Canada."
Hank: "They're supposed to be our allies."
"The Son Also Roses"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc41x (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
3:47 in.
7:15 in.
19:15 in.
Well, the Bart Simpson doll is still on Bobby's book shelf. It wasn't a throw away appearance.
Hank: "I do know I am not the 'mini princess' of anything."
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Continuing SEASON 7:
"An Officer and a Gentle Boy"
By:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc42m
Highlights:
6:21/10:49 in.
14:00 in.
"The Miseducation of Bobby Hill"
By: John O'Connor
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc42n
Highlights:
21:13 in.
This has to be one of the worst things Dale has ever done so far.
"The Good Buck"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc42o
Highlights:
13:50 in.
The flashback contradicts prior episodes. In prior episodes flashbacks have shown Hank to have had the same haircut even in school; here he has a different haircut. In a prior episode he says he used to sell tractors; this flashback has him working in a clothing store.
Buck and Luanne met a few episodes ago, where she found out Buck was using her. The whole premise here is as if the writers forgot what happened a few episodes ago.
Hank: "Sir, the flame in you has grown dim, but if you'll just take your hands off the valve and let Him in, the Lord will fill you with his gas."
Hank: "Nothing but net, Lord."
Hank: "I understand why God loves Buck, he has to."
Luanne: "There's enough god to go around."
"I Never Promised You an Organic Garden"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6u40ks
Highlights:
13:04 in.
18:23/19:10 in.
Hank: "When was the last time you saw a hippie that could take on an offensive tackle?"
Dale: "Oh, God! We've awakened a sleeping pooping giant!"
"Be True to Your Fool"
By: John O'Connor
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5836xm
Highlights:
7:18 in.
14:40/14:55/15:41 in.
Dale steals Hank's paper (amongst many other things he does) and Bill buries his old porn in Hank's yard. What awful neighbors.
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SEASON 8:
"Patch Boomhauer"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5a5out
Highlights:
1:26 in.
5:56 in.
10:17 in.
Out-of-context quote:
Hank: "I'll give Patch the happy ending he deserves I'll tell you what."
"Reborn to Be Wild"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tn8ea
Highlights:
14:49 in.
21:11 in.
Kind of mediocre episode, but a bunch of good quotes; not been this many in an episode in like two seasons.
The Bart Simpson doll is still on Bobby's book shelf.
Hank: "You know what's not cool, Bobby? Hell."
Pastor: "Even Jesus has long hair."
Hank: "Only because I wasn't his dad."
"New Cowboy on the Block"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6zlwx5
Highlights:
0:33 in.
Hank: "I always said you had a lot of un-tapped bulk." (to Bobby)
"The Incredible Hank"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tpkih
Highlights:
6:47 in.
19:25/20:30 in.
Everything has been repaired and the lawn's are better, since the last episode, so some time has passed.
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Continuing SEASON 8:
"Flirting with the Master"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6phc1i (load is slowed down)
Highlights:
About 0:40 in.
8:34 in.
13:42 in.
23:34 in.
"After the Mold Rush"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tpkii
Highlights:
12:27 in.
21:20 in.
Another Bart Simpson doll sighting.
Hank: "We're not here to joy ride the toilets, Dale."
"Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6unn4n (load is slowed down)
Highlights:
2:12 in.
8:25 in.
10:47 in. Christmas music.
13:43 in.
16:53/18:02/19:17 in.
Out-of-context quote:
Hank: "The next one who asks to come, won't get to look at it."
Bobby: "Dad, can I have permission to say 'Hell yeah'?"
Hank: "Just a moment," rolls up the truck window.
Bobby says it and we don't hear him.
"Rich Hank, Poor Hank"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tpkil
Highlights:
5:05 in.
20:47 in.
Boomhour says Hank got a new truck "last year"; it's been far longer than that in-verse wise.
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Continuing SEASON 8:
"Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6u40fz
Highlights:
5:48 in.
1050 in.
15:38/16:16 in.
Hank: "Bobby, car!"
"Peggy, you are an inspiration to in-bred morons everywhere."
"That's What She Said"
By: John O'Connor
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vmcp7
Highlights:
16:02 in.
17:52 in.
"My Hair Lady"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ttga4 (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
4:01 in.
18:18 in.
It's been about two-and-a-half years since the season three episode "Wings of the Dope", according to Hank. But that doesn't seem to mash with the time passage since then.
And this episode doesn't seem to make any sense with what Buckley told her in that episode.
Bobby and Hank walk into a hip hair salon.
Bobby: "Hello. Which hair gel do you suggest for my hair type? Virgin or Dirty Girl?"
Hank: "Bobby, truck," points.
"Phish and Wildlife"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tthf9
Highlights:
21:12 in.
I think Eric Cartman's solution to hippies is better.
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