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 Posted:   Nov 6, 2021 - 4:46 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)



They never get this close, physically, to women.

Especially not women in bikinis.

(Otherwise, it's totally accurate.)

 
 Posted:   Nov 6, 2021 - 7:59 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)



They never get this close, physically, to women.

Especially not women in bikinis.

(Otherwise, it's totally accurate.)


The dude behind Leia is your average film score fan.

 
 Posted:   Dec 30, 2021 - 5:13 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Soundtrack collectors can't grind anything (except their teeth, when detecting that one film composer cue sounds like another film composer's cue).

 
 Posted:   Dec 30, 2021 - 5:21 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

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Soundtrack collectors don't know how to cook.



They do, however, know what it is.

But, they only know what it is because every so often their mom yells down the basement stairs

"YOU'RE OVER 21. WHEN IN HELL ARE YOU GONNA HELP OUT WITH THE COOKING AROUND HERE???"

 
 Posted:   Dec 31, 2021 - 7:09 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

The only time soundtrack collectors dance is when they're indoors, and no one's around.




And the only thing they take off to do it, is their shoes. (But not their socks.)


My 2022 New Years resolution is to have a body like this.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 31, 2021 - 7:23 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)





My 2022 New Years resolution is to have a body like this.
in

Maybe if it's held captive in your basement. wink

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 31, 2021 - 9:05 AM   
 By:   filmusicnow   (Member)

The only time soundtrack collectors are happy is when they don’t watch a feature film or television episode with previously tracked music in it.

 
 Posted:   Dec 31, 2021 - 9:16 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)





My 2022 New Years resolution is to have a body like this.
in

Maybe if it's held captive in your basement. wink


What's that saying, "If you can't join them, beat them?"

 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2022 - 4:40 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

The only time soundtrack collectors dance is when they're indoors, and no one's around.




And the only thing they take off to do it, is their shoes. (But not their socks.)


My 2022 New Years resolution is to have a body like this.


My resolution is similar:

My 2022 New Years resolution is to have a body like this serve me pancakes in bed. smile

 
 Posted:   Jan 8, 2022 - 5:15 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Soundtrack collectors can't talk to women, unless they're ordering fast food.


 
 Posted:   Jan 8, 2022 - 8:08 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

The only time soundtrack collectors dance is when they're indoors, and no one's around.




And the only thing they take off to do it, is their shoes. (But not their socks.)


This picture reminds me of a family vacation we took to Canada when I was about 11 years old. We went to a beach on Prince Edward Island and I saw my first Speedo bathing suit. They were everywhere and every guy wearing one was as pale as an uncooked Purdue chicken. They didn't wear Speedos back in New England and I was forever grateful.

 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2022 - 4:38 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

None of these little boys will be Soundtrakkies. Because they are, already at a young age,

1) quite brave.
2) better dancers than any of us!


 
 Posted:   Jan 27, 2022 - 5:03 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

The last time a soundtrack collector was in a woman's lap, they weren't old enough to eat solid food yet.


 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2022 - 4:35 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Soundtrack collectors can't spend this much time out of doors without getting a painful sunburn.


 
 Posted:   May 26, 2022 - 4:33 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

No soundtrack collector would ever devote the time or resources away from cd's to maintain a ruff.



 
 Posted:   Aug 13, 2022 - 4:08 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Soundtrack collectors wouldn't know what an apron is, much less how to wear it.

 
 Posted:   Oct 11, 2022 - 5:24 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)



Soundtrack collectors NEVER wear shorts, except at night time.

Behind closed doors.

Under the covers.

With the lights out.

 
 Posted:   Jul 18, 2023 - 5:35 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

You don't get arms like this from using a cd player, computer keyboard, or Playstation!

 
 Posted:   Jul 18, 2023 - 8:37 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Am most curious why this thread is under General Discussion and not under "NON-Film Score Discussion."

 
 Posted:   Aug 24, 2023 - 5:01 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Themz not liner notes he's reading.

 
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