The only time soundtrack collectors dance is when they're indoors, and no one's around.
And the only thing they take off to do it, is their shoes. (But not their socks.)
This picture reminds me of a family vacation we took to Canada when I was about 11 years old. We went to a beach on Prince Edward Island and I saw my first Speedo bathing suit. They were everywhere and every guy wearing one was as pale as an uncooked Purdue chicken. They didn't wear Speedos back in New England and I was forever grateful.