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If you spent your money on fruits and vegetables instead of eating at McFeedbag, you'd have paid off your car by now.
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If a score nerd saves all his money all his life, one day he'll be able to afford a walk-in closet in a house. A small walk-in closet. That already has some dude's stuff in it. And the cat has time share rights and doesn't want to share.
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Maybe if you practiced your guitar, then maybe your father and I won't have wasted all that money giving you lessons.
(But why should you listen to me? I've only lived thirty years longer than you. What would I know?)
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Maybe if you had conversations with someone else besides your collector buddies, you might not be so shy around women.
(But why should you listen to me? I'm only your mother. What would I know?)
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Maybe if you listened to something else beside that Jerry Williams or whatever his name is you'd have something in common with some nice young lady.
(But why should you listen to me? I'm only your mother. What would I know?)
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Maybe if you didn't post in Nerd War threads so often, you could get actual stuff done. ;-)
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Maybe if you listened to something else beside that Jerry Williams or whatever his name is you'd have something in common with some nice young lady.
(But why should you listen to me? I'm only your mother. What would I know?)
No, mom! It's not Jerry Williams, mom! It's Johnny Goldschmidt. Get it right! Besides, I'm sure there's a girl out there for me who's into soundtracks!
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How about strategies for stopping a Nerd War. If you are a nerd you can opt out and ignore the war and then it will defuse it.
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Maybe a Move Out of Your Parent's Basement and Kiss a Girl 101 class? Eliminate the "nerd" and get a regular girl-kissing person.
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Nerds are cool these days it seems. Everybody I know is nerdy in some way so I think it's in popularity.
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I smell a spambot? Who wants to invite him to a zoom? Lol.
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Same.one was on another thread, earlier.
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Hi joanie, lately weve had a couple bots who put Hans zimmer as the only thing in their profile. This one put zimmer n 1 other. Weirdly they post 2 normal-ish things, often not making much sense and then someone invites them to a zoom, and then comes the essay-writing shit. 
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Maybe if you spent a lot less time staring at your smarty-phone and looked around you you might catch the attention of a nice young lady ERL or ORL whatever it is you call it.
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Maybe if didn't have so many therabytes or whatever you call them on your computer you wouldn't be spending so much time using it instead of going outdoors and maybe meeting some nice young ladies.
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