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 Posted:   Jun 24, 2021 - 11:03 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

So, If my (and my wife's) last name was Miller, would it be tacky after a romantic evening and dinner for me to wink at her and say, "It's Miller Time."?

 
 Posted:   Jun 24, 2021 - 11:56 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

I'm looking at buying a fire-proof safe. So, why do they also want me to buy a 4-year protection plan?

 
 Posted:   Jun 25, 2021 - 12:26 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

So, what is it that makes "Caesar's Ghost" so great?

 
 Posted:   Jun 29, 2021 - 12:44 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

How can I stop my VCR from flashing 12:00?

 
 Posted:   Jul 8, 2021 - 7:06 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

How about a new dino for the Jurassic Park series? - A beneficent, considerate dinosaur - the Magnanimous Rex!

 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2021 - 9:04 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Why don't the Jedi and Sith just "force choke" each other to death?

 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2021 - 9:17 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

How about a new dino for the Jurassic Park series? - A beneficent, considerate dinosaur - the Magnanimous Rex!

Or a dinosaur with hemorrhoids? The Mega-Sore-Ass

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2021 - 9:28 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

How about a new dino for the Jurassic Park series? - A beneficent, considerate dinosaur - the Magnanimous Rex!

Or a dinosaur with hemorrhoids? The Mega-Sore-Ass


Or the likalottapuss. But I won't say why. I'm sure you've all heard it before. big grin

 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2021 - 9:57 AM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

Why don't the Jedi and Sith just "force choke" each other to death?


Heh.
I have an answer for that (not required, I know...).

Because if they did, then there would be true Balance in the Force.
Which would mean no movies would need to be made.
Toy sales would plummet!!

 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2021 - 10:55 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

What would happen if you held up a mirror in front of Charlie X when he got mad at you?

 
 Posted:   Jul 22, 2021 - 10:53 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

So I was in my boat observing harbor seals and the motor died. Had to have the boat towed back to the marina.
A mechanic looked it over and said, "Looks like you blew a seal.", so I decked him! I said "Fix the d*mned thing and leave my personal life outta this!"
Did I overreact?

 
 Posted:   Aug 11, 2021 - 12:09 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Is it ironic that a pop-up ad will appear on a video advertising.....a pop-up blocker?

 
 Posted:   Aug 11, 2021 - 12:41 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Is it ironic that a pop-up ad will appear on a video advertising.....a pop-up blocker?

wink

Indeed! What do you call that - A pop-up blocker pop-up?

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2021 - 5:40 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Can electric vehicles still save us from climate change if they are fire hazards?

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2021 - 7:17 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

I'm looking at buying a fire-proof safe. So, why do they also want me to buy a 4-year protection plan?

Hmm, you have me wondering. Do any of you ever fill out and turn in those limited warranty cards when you buy an electronic item?

 
 Posted:   Aug 30, 2021 - 4:17 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Wait! Could it have actually been that Anakin/Vader simply went on a major bender and "killed" a bunch of:

And it was just a horrible misunderstanding?

 
 Posted:   Aug 30, 2021 - 8:38 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

I'm looking at buying a fire-proof safe. So, why do they also want me to buy a 4-year protection plan?

Hmm, you have me wondering. Do any of you ever fill out and turn in those limited warranty cards when you buy an electronic item?


That's a good question! I never have filled out/returned any of them. Those cards usually state something of the effect: "Do not return defective item to the store." Say, what? I ALWAYS return them to the store! That's how I get them replaced!

 
 Posted:   Aug 31, 2021 - 3:57 PM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

Doesn't President Zachary Taylor seem like a fictional character out of some rural drama? "Hush now, everyone, Elder Zachary has something to say!"

 
 Posted:   Sep 1, 2021 - 7:40 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Can I ride my motorcycle in the upcoming "Labor Day Bicycle Assault on Mount Wannahockaloogey" if I identify as a bicyclist?

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 1, 2021 - 7:54 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Why is this board full of people's 'lists'? Will spambots ever get round to posting lists. Then sitting back and seeing who answers!

 
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