Did you hear about the man in Miami who robbed an I phone store. He wore a cardboard box on his head, for a disguise. Only he couldn't see properly and so lifted the box up, so he could get a better look at his haul (19 phones & $8000). Naturally he did this while on cctv! Arrested later. Sounds like a joke but it was true, just read it an the news.
Billy connolly "Theres no such thing as bad weather...only wrong clothes!"
Billy connolly "Pam said Ive got us 2 tickets for the opera. I said Feck orf! Ive hated it all my life. I hate the sound of it. Dont wanna be within a feckin mile of it. It sucks. If i want to watch two fat people shouting at each other i'll go next door when theyre having dinner!!..."
I haven’t seen his new film yet, but it appears that, to my DISMAY and DESPITE my SEVERAL previous postings on this subject, Mr Nolan CONTINUES to prefer HIS artistic choices over my own.
