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 Posted:   Aug 2, 2022 - 4:27 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Barkeley   (Member)

That's what it says on the front of this package I found. It is a "blister pack" for 2 pills.

Only 2? But it doesn't say what it's for. It only says "No headache."

 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2022 - 4:27 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Barkeley   (Member)

As a clue, it's got this awesome picture of a rhinoceros, probably to get men's attention. It's one of those cool plastic images that changes when you tip the card one way, then the other.

And it's 3-D! The rhino's head and especially the horns look like they're projecting OUT, at you. smile Neat-o!

 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2022 - 4:28 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Barkeley   (Member)

$12.99 is a lot for just 2 pills.

 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2022 - 7:15 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

It's not a little blue pill, is it?

 
 Posted:   Aug 3, 2022 - 9:02 AM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

Obviously to stop a headache you have to remove the problem: the head.

 
 Posted:   Aug 3, 2022 - 8:21 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

That's what it says on the front of this package I found. It is a "blister pack" for 2 pills.

Only 2? But it doesn't say what it's for. It only says "No headache."

As a clue, it's got this awesome picture of a rhinoceros, probably to get men's attention. It's one of those cool plastic images that changes when you tip the card one way, then the other.

And it's 3-D! The rhino's head and especially the horns look like they're projecting OUT, at you. Neat-o!

$12.99 is a lot for just 2 pills.


What the hell was DIB on when he wrote this? Cause I'm not following this conversation at all.

 
 Posted:   Aug 3, 2022 - 8:46 PM   
 By:   ZapBrannigan   (Member)

Please don't take mystery pills, or even "name brand" pills that are really counterfeits sold online or on street corners. They often contain fentanyl, in haphazard amounts no less, and one bad pill can kill you.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 4, 2022 - 4:22 AM   
 By:   Disco Stu   (Member)

It is a "blister pack" for 2 pills. Only 2? But it doesn't say what it's for.

One for this- and one for the afterlife.

D.S.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 4, 2022 - 6:01 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

They sound like dog worming pills. Does one have worms?

 
 Posted:   Aug 4, 2022 - 7:51 AM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

A 7-day boner?!

 
 Posted:   Aug 4, 2022 - 12:39 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

That's what it says on the front of this package I found. It is a "blister pack" for 2 pills.

Only 2? But it doesn't say what it's for. It only says "No headache."


So, how's it working after "Day 3"?

wink

 
 Posted:   Aug 4, 2022 - 3:38 PM   
 By:   Nicolai P. Zwar   (Member)

"Ah, look, I found a couple of pills. Wonder who lost them or what they are for? Too bad it doesn't say anything on the blister. We'll, I guess I better take 'em to see what happens. Got some water?"

 
 Posted:   Aug 4, 2022 - 3:59 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Barkeley   (Member)

All you sillies! I didn't take them. The package was empty.

 
 Posted:   Aug 4, 2022 - 3:59 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Barkeley   (Member)

Oh, wait. There's also a part that says it, apparently, gives the user "Time...Size...Stamina".

Is it maybe for nerds to keep posting on the internet? smile

 
 Posted:   Aug 4, 2022 - 4:00 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Barkeley   (Member)

Oh, wait. There's also a part that says it, apparently, gives the user "Time...Size...Stamina".

Is it maybe for nerds to keep posting on the internet? smile


"Time," yes, that means we can stay awake longer to continue posting.

"Stamina," means we have the strength to continue posting.




But "Size"? What does font size have to do with being able to post thread responses? smile

It must be for men, since it's mostly men who need to perform this way for such a long time. big grin

 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2022 - 5:37 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Two rhinos in the zoo, observing a human onlooker (not you, Sir David, just some generic guy, okay? wink):

R1: "Who is that human over there?"
R2: "Don't know, why?"
R1: "I don't like the way he keeps looking at me!"
R2: "What do you mean?"
R1: "I saw him take these pills a little while ago. The package had a 3-D photo of one of us on it."
R2: "So?"
R1: "Ever since he took those pills, he keeps hangin' around, leering at me. I don't like it!"

 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2022 - 7:51 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Oh, wait. There's also a part that says it, apparently, gives the user "Time...Size...Stamina".

Is it maybe for nerds to keep posting on the internet? smile


"Time," yes, that means we can stay awake longer to continue posting.

"Stamina," means we have the strength to continue posting.




But "Size"? What does font size have to do with being able to post thread responses? smile

It must be for men, since it's mostly men who need to perform this way for such a long time. big grin



Of course size matters! THIS IS HOW I DEMONSTRATE MY SUPERIOR MASCULINITY.

 
 Posted:   Aug 6, 2022 - 3:53 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Barkeley   (Member)

A 7-day boner?!

If Madison Avenue tells us we must have one, Tafkaan, then have one we must.

Otherwise, the guys in the locker room will all laugh at us! smile

 
 Posted:   Aug 9, 2022 - 9:27 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)



Otherwise, the guys in the locker room will all laugh at us! smile


Ugh! Talk about unpleasant memories!
When I was in 9th grade, PE (Physical Education) was a required course. Only for that first year, though.
Yet, we had guys whom were seniors taking PE for their fourth year.
So, you had young men in the locker room with boys, really; and man, it was depressing! No sexual stuff nor harrassment, so to speak, however, some mockery and teasing, as everyone had to take a shower every day.
There was one guy, who strutted around the locker room nude, of course, wagging his tallywacker, acting like it was stickshift and he was using it for changing gears yelling "Waaaaahhhh!, errrh, waaaahhh!", like a racing engine.
I thought, "Why is this dude sporting a hard-on in a room of all guys?" - "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

Thank for nothing, Sir David! j/k wink

 
 Posted:   Aug 9, 2022 - 10:11 AM   
 By:   Adm Naismith   (Member)

It is a "blister pack" for 2 pills. Only 2? But it doesn't say what it's for.

One for this- and one for the afterlife.

D.S.


'One [pill] for yourself and one for your dreams'

 
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