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 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 8:44 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Giacchino-fan has hired a "cut man" to attend to the injuries he receives from this thread's lies.

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 8:55 AM   
 By:   David (Giacchino-fan)   (Member)

Jim Phelps has disavowed any knowledge of this thread.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 11:28 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

G-fan will self-destruct immediately following the post of his next lie about Jim Phelps.

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 11:38 AM   
 By:   David (Giacchino-fan)   (Member)

Donna is actually an acronym for Devastating Onerous NorwegiaN Atrocity, a super-weapon built by the Norwegians as a nuclear deterrent. What it does is still secret, but it has something to do with weasels and duct tape.

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 12:06 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Giacchino-fan's name actually refers to his local pizza joint GIACCHINO'S down at the corner of 5th and Elmood.

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 12:21 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles Thaxton's ebay seller I.D. is "Soundtrack_Poacher."

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 1:13 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Jim Phelps continues to drive women mad with those glasses and plaid jacket. He likes to repeat "same as it ever was....." when he passes them on the street.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 1:23 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

Donna's house makes the typical Linday Lohan drug-fueled trailer mess look like the bridge of Picard's Enterprise.

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 1:37 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

TMEC just sits at his desk, comatose, until springing to life to post a lie.

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 1:42 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

In the wee hours of each morning, Jim Phelps monitors off-air radio signals hoping to find proof of the existence of other-dimension film music fans.

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 1:54 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

When posting a lie, Ron is always sure to use Ron Pulliam brand Mustache Smudge!®

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 2:15 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim's lies are made in China by young children in sweat shops.

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 3:05 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Charles Thaxton searches the internet for his lies.

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 3:29 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Ron has hired Mike and Frank from AMERICAN PICKERS to find old abandoned lies for him in sheds and barns across America.

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 3:47 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Charles Thaxton uses artichoke hearts in his Valentine's cards.

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 4:34 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Ron really gets a kick out of going over to the railroad yard and lining up Hostess Twinkies on the rails and watching the train wheels come along and smash them, ejecting the cream filling.

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 5:09 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Charles Thaxton has been searching high and low for a thumb-twiddling competition where he can pit his thumb-twiddling skills against the best from around the country...and, hey! Possibly even the best from around the world.

It's Charles' thumb-twiddling dream to be the champion of them all!

 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 5:26 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Charles Thaxton has been searching high and low for a thumb-twiddling competition where he can pit his thumb-twiddling skills against the best from around the country...and, hey! Possibly even the best from around the world.

It's Charles' thumb-twiddling dream to be the champion of them all!


 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2012 - 6:16 PM   
 By:   David (Giacchino-fan)   (Member)

I beat Thaxton in a thumb-twiddling competition years ago. He still won't forgive me.

 
 Posted:   Jun 5, 2012 - 6:03 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Giacchino-fan obsessively watches The A-Team TV show in the hopes of seeing someone get killed.

 
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