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 Posted:   Sep 19, 2012 - 6:00 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

dan the man loves to go to the airport customer service desk and ask the lady to page "Mike Hunt" over the P.A. system.

 
 Posted:   Sep 19, 2012 - 7:50 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles' last night out ended in disaster after he asked his date if she wanted him to "unleash the Kraken."

 
 Posted:   Sep 19, 2012 - 8:22 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim has written the pilot script for a re-boot of the original THE FUGITIVE series, told from the perspective of the one armed man and his adventures running from Kimble. The show is called LEFTY.

 
 Posted:   Sep 19, 2012 - 8:40 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Charles has written the pilot script for a re-boot of the original MY MOTHER, THE CAR series, told from the perspective of one of the car's parts and its adventures keeping up with where the car has been. The show is called TAIL PIPE.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 19, 2012 - 1:32 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Ron is scheduled to give June Shannon her next pedicure.

NOTE: Ron has asked that I use the family of Honey Boo Boo in this lie.

 
 Posted:   Sep 19, 2012 - 1:39 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Donna has the only known VHS copy of the 1973 Robert Altman film, The Weimar Beef Company.

 
 Posted:   Sep 19, 2012 - 1:44 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Ron is scheduled to give June Shannon her next pedicure.

NOTE: Ron has asked that I use the family of Honey Boo Boo in this lie.


LOL! Donna specializes in pedicures for "forklift" toes.

 
 Posted:   Sep 19, 2012 - 1:47 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Donna has the only known VHS copy of the 1973 Robert Altman film, The Weimar Beef Company.

Jim first met Donna over his confusion that he thought she did manicures. He needed a manicurist who specializes in "ballpeen hammer thumbs", but Donna only does feet.

 
 Posted:   Sep 19, 2012 - 9:00 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Ron wants to re-film Spielberg's DUEL but from the perspective of the truck driver, and tell the driver's back story of how he hated his Dad who constantly whipped him and drove a cheap red 71 Plymouth Valiant. The film will be called ROAD RAGE.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 19, 2012 - 9:06 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Charles likes to perform his music at 3,am at the Union Square station in the subway in New York to 25 drunks, 25 homeless people and 20 guys name Sue.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 24, 2012 - 9:56 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Dan the Man hacked into this site last week. He caused it to slow down enough that no one would be able to post a lie about him.

Dan the Man grows mushrooms in his basement for sale at flea markets.

 
 Posted:   Sep 24, 2012 - 6:06 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Donna has never forgiven Jimbo for winning the "Ms. FSM Beauty Pagent". guess he really is better looking in person wink

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2012 - 5:49 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

random guy is fed his lies read through an earpiece by phone bank employees in Hackensack New Jersey, which is why he always pronounces "her" like "huh."

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2012 - 6:17 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim was hoping the King Kong score release he had heard rumors about was KING KONG ESCAPES.

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2012 - 8:37 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles gets out of talking to his colleagues at work by constantly re-enacting silent sequences from movies.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2012 - 9:24 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Jim has signed on to play the character, Diesel, from the Janet Evanovich novels "Wicked Appetite" and "Wicked Business"

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2012 - 9:42 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Donna has been looking into online "How to Become a Nun" courses.

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2012 - 9:44 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

PS (Should she successfully complete one of said courses, Donna's "nun name" will be "Sister Donna Tella Yo Ma-Ma").

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2012 - 9:48 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Ron has secretly been trying to stop my appointment as Mother Superior to the parish of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion.

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2012 - 9:53 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Donna has used all her learnings about perpetuum mobile (all those Herrmann scores in her collection) to impress the other sisters.

 
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