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 Posted:   Jun 20, 2014 - 10:02 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps has a "secret" language that is basically English but one in which he drops all "esses" from plurals.

Just call him Jim Phelp.

 
 Posted:   Jun 20, 2014 - 11:08 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Whenever he needs strength, Ron reaches deep down inside for his "Inner Barbara Stanwyck"

 
 Posted:   Jun 20, 2014 - 1:06 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Mr. Phelps spends his Friday evenings lip-synching to Barbra Streisand albums.

On Saturday evenings, he alternates between Bette and Liza.

On Sundays, it's a Country/Western free-for-all!

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 20, 2014 - 2:18 PM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Ron Pulliam was called a chief petty officer because in 1955-59 he kept complaining about how people wanted to smile in serious photographs.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 20, 2014 - 7:17 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

When Graham saw MR CHRISTOPHER LEE recently he did a 2 hour rendition of O SOLE MIA for CHRIS.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2014 - 4:29 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

dan the man can never keep a girl, because he always wakes up in the night shouting the name "Douglas Gamley."

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2014 - 4:56 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Graham (S) Watt is really Andy Murray, and is posting from his Spanish training camp.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2014 - 6:57 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Tall Guy broke into his neighbour's house last night, ate all the hamburgers, drank twelve crates of beer, but forgot to take his false teeth home with him.

 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2014 - 7:04 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Graham still gets massive headaches from making his "fake concern/empathy for others" face.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2014 - 7:14 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Jim Phelps believes he lives near Miami, Florida U.S.A.

 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2014 - 7:22 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Graham Watt has apologized to the supporters for England's failure at this year's World Cup. He is set to apologize for all the previous failures later this week.

 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2014 - 7:44 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim apologizes for the failure of all of his athletic supporters. wink

 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2014 - 8:26 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Chrarles' lies are the inspiration for "Wah Wah Waaaaaah."

 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2014 - 8:31 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim is perhaps best-known as the composer of THE PRICE IS RIGHT's "losing horn riff".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2014 - 9:10 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Charles Thaxton has a portlier evil twin named after a car.




Chrysler.

 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2014 - 9:23 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

"Tall Guy" is actually the FSM posting alias for actor Peter Dinklage.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2014 - 5:36 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Charles Thaxton has always believed that The incredible shrinking man is a metaphor for old men who don't take Viagra

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 22, 2014 - 4:15 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Dan the Man's full name is Daniel the Spaniel.

 
 Posted:   Jun 22, 2014 - 4:32 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Tall Guy resents all the free manual labor he must perform just because he's tall. He plans to sue.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 22, 2014 - 5:53 AM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

TO TALL GUY- Man's best friend is a dog?

 
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