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Never lower your guard.
Especially to people who shows signs of improving!!
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TO CH-CD- I think i ate yellow snow once, when at a fair i had a pineapple snow cone.
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Never assume just because someone seems to agree with you in person, that they still agree with you behind your back. Likewise that they'll keep a secret.
Don't sign anything that ties you legally to debt, on behalf of a family member who current or canm't at all, get themselves; they'll screw you, short of winning the lottery, and you'll be left holding the debt and interest. If you've got one of those rare families where everybody sits around a fire, hugs each other, and sings happy songs, you're probably exempt from this.
When your friends piss & moan about probably with a certain person and their political party, tell them you don't want to hear anymore until they've voted (and you wanna see that "I Voted" sticker), otherwise you're wasting your time.
When somebody tries to sell you something or get your signed for something (like a store credit card), just say, "No thanks" or "Leave me alone" right off the bat -- it makes things so much easier, plus their reaction can be fun.
Never assume the car in back of you is paying attention and looking ahead; always assume they're gonna hit you, maybe even at full speed. Watch you behind when stopping (stop in advance, not a full-on hault at the last second), and leave room to turn your car away to the side should they come barreling down on you. This has saved me twice (sadly not the first time).
Women lie. Constantly. They only claim men do more. Trust them as far as you can throw them.
If a potential person you might work for seems crazy and bi-polar, they are (just to what degree is the only unsolved mystery) -- do yourself a favor and move along.
Buy a random Bernstein score you've never heard, and skip the latest Tyler Bates effort.
You're welcome.
This one I speak on behalf of a friend for, who had this happen:
When having strangers in your house, even if part of somebody you know, lock up/hide all medications. You might find bottles emptied after they are gone.
(likewise money/valuables/jewelry)
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Don't brush your teeth or put on aftershave naked.
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Why not?
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Do not ever speak to the press or other media. You will always either be misquoted or what you do say is printed out of context or they will simply make up the quote they want. Experience so dictates.
PG Wodehouse said in a letter something about an interview article.
He said he didn't understand why authors refuse knighthoods.
He was quoted as saying he didn't understand why authors receive knighthoods.
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If you have nothing to say keep your mouth shut.
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