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  Non-Film Score Discussion: Tell a lie about the person above you (Be Nice)
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 Posted:   Apr 18, 2011 - 12:47 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Donna was the "enforcer" the boys of her neighborhood hired to kick the asses of the bullies who tormented them.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 18, 2011 - 12:50 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Jim owned the first ass which was kicked by Donna's team.

 
 Posted:   Apr 18, 2011 - 12:53 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Donna spends the Summer practicing her "Ruin Thanksgiving table toss."

 
 Posted:   Apr 18, 2011 - 3:56 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Failing to convert his business from one whose customer base came from "back-of-magazine ads" and "cheap commercials on late-night television" to an internet-based one was fatal for Jim Phelps DIY course in speed-waddling.

 
 Posted:   Apr 18, 2011 - 4:03 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

DavidinBerkeley wishes he came up with the "Ruin Thansgiving table toss" lie.

 
 Posted:   Apr 18, 2011 - 4:54 PM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Jim Phelps swapped Popeye's spinach cans for cans containing a harmless green placebo. That was just the day before they discovered the decimal point thing.

His PhD was in tatters.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 18, 2011 - 6:32 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

When he signed up for the FSM message board, WILLIAMDCRUM couldn't figure out how to turn off the "caps lock" on his keyboard.

 
 Posted:   Apr 18, 2011 - 9:32 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

MEC gave me a promo copy of his "Gustavo Rodriguez-Rasmussen - Live at The Forum!" cd.

I gave it to someone in an FSM giveaway thread.
 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2011 - 4:12 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

DavidinBerkeley thinks he's dazzling the world with his Cheshire Cat smile, when in reality his jaw's just been wired shut.

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2011 - 6:32 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Jim Phelps had a nervous breakdown the night before the Y2K disaster - which never happened. He still sees his therapist twice a week.

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2011 - 6:51 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Adam B. is cash poor but sunglass rich--he owns 165 pairs of Maui Jims.

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2011 - 8:58 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps kneads dough badly!

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2011 - 8:59 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Ron worships the cheese god, Quesocoatl, in the hopes that he might not be so plugged with processed dairy products.

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2011 - 9:06 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Jim Phelps has some very lovely lady lumps

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2011 - 9:09 AM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Jim Phelps has some very lovely lady lumps

Randomguy wishes his girlfriend was hot like Ron.

No, sorry, that should be 'not' like Ron.

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2011 - 9:14 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

William is not as mad as Hell and he will continue to take it just as he always has.

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2011 - 9:17 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Jim Phelps is the hero FSM deserves, but not the one it needs right now

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2011 - 9:18 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

To soothe his coworkers' frayed nerves, random guy softly sings the Beatles' "Blackbird" to them at the watercooler.

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2011 - 9:42 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Jim Phelps wears the exact same glasses Michael Caine had in "Blame it on Rio" in hopes of attracting Michelle Johnson. so far no luck

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2011 - 9:44 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

"random guy" thinks his name is an anagram for "Jim Phelps".
 
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